Valentines Day

TTB124: Crack Bites

On: March 2, 2020March 1, 2020 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 124 for Monday, March 2, 2020:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Banana Bread Beer from Eagle Brewery. https://eaglebrewery.co.uk/beers/banana-bread/
- Robert had a Hoppy Anniversary Ale from Sierra Nevada. https://sierranevada.com/beer/40th-anniversary-hoppy-ale/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll stick potatoes up your ass.
Rob is having surgery to get out of work. What’s your excuse? If you’re not bright enough to think of anything here’s a few ideas. https://www.rd.com/funny-stuff/excuses-for-calling-out-of-work/
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is a bigger train wreck than Michael Bloomberg’s first presidential debate.
- Hemorrhoids? Stick potatoes up your ass! #lifehack https://nypost.com/2020/02/27/putting-potatoes-up-your-butt-wont-cure-hemorrhoids-doctors-warn/
- Florida man couldn’t get his nurse’s attention so he did the only logical thing and set his hospital bed on fire. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article240624047.html
- Couple was arrested after a topless happy birthday joyride ended in a crash. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/memorable-birthday-240567
- A Georgia bar manager encountered some legal trouble after hosting a Kama sutra contest on Valentine’s Day. It turns out that when you offer $500 to a bunch of drunk people to “act out” their favorite sex positions some of them will take things too far. https://www.11alive.com/article/news/local/gwinnett-kama-sutra-contest-chiquititas-bar/85-e84d5047-9317-4243-adcf-71250618fa5d
- A Detroit-area drug dealer was arrested for biting a police dog at the airport for sniffing him https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/drug-dealer-wasted-on-crack-bites-a-police-dog-after-getting-sniffed-at-the-detroit-airport/

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TTB006: Love and Pizza

On: February 13, 2017May 15, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs recorded episode 6 on Sunday, February 12, 2017 and Monday, February 13, 2017. Enjoy!

PART ONE

It’s great to be recording on a Sunday again, and Rob didn’t get drunk again.
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What are we drinking?
- Rob drank an Edmund Fitzgerald Porter from Great Lakes Brewing Co. (greatlakesbrewing.com)
- Robert drank Commodore Perry Indian Pale Ale, also from Great Lakes Brewing Co. (greatlakesbrewing.com)
- Both Bobs taught everyone a little bit of history.
Valentine’s Day plans
- Rob is going to eat pizza and veg out on the couch.
- Robert has BIG plans (not really).
- Happy Valentine’s Day from The Two Bobs
Domino’s is offering up heart-shaped pizza for Valentine’s Day, and neither of the Bobs will be getting it. (http://dlsh.it/4dxiiV3)
In other Domino’s news, they’ve invented a pizza wedding registry.
KFC’s new fried chicken-crusted pizza is available in Asia only…for now. Rob will try it at least once.
Fries are delicious as long as you can’t taste the potato.
Singles Awareness Day (S.A.D.)
- Dairy Queen is offering a special “Singles” Blizzard with salted caramel truffles, Reese’s peanut butter cups and peanut butter topping.
- Man creates own Tinder app called “Shinder” where he’s the only guy. (http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/guy-creates-own-tinder-app?)
- Lifehack: 5 things to do if you’re single on Valentine’s Day (http://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/5-fun-things-can-youre-single-valentines-day.html)
- BatDad’s “cash me ousside” video is hilarious, so you should watch it. (https://youtu.be/uN67RiwVcx8)

PART TWO

Robert forgot to pay his electric bill so the power went out. It’s back on now.
New night, new beers
- Rob indulged in a Raspberry Ale from Dark Horse Brewing Co. (darkhorsebrewery.com)
- Robert sucked on The Love, a wheat beer by Starr Hill Brewery (starrhill.com)
Recent SNL presidential skits in review
- Melissa McCarthy makes a return
Paper in Dominican Republic uses photo of Alec Baldwin as Trump instead of actual picture of Trump.
46 of the Trashiest Facebook Posts Ever (http://www.ranker.com/list/trashy-facebook-posts/randy-cobb)
- And boy, are these trashy!

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Happy Valentine’s Day from The Two Bobs!

On: February 12, 2017February 13, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

As we get ready for Valentine’s Day, The Two Bobs wanted to share a little celebration with you. Enjoy!

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