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TTB175: Suitcase Getaway

On: February 28, 2022February 27, 2022 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 175 for Monday, February 28, 2022:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Mornin’ Latte Imperial Coffee Milk Stout from Toppling Goliath. https://untappd.com/b/toppling-goliath-brewing-co-mornin-latte-imperial-coffee-milk-stout/3022672
- Robert choked down a Black Forest Cake Smoothie Stout from Untitled Art. https://untappd.com/b/untitled-art-black-forest-cake-stout/4193157
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll send you the world’s smallest strippergram.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like someone saying to you “Smell this. It’s disgusting.” You do it even though you know how extremely unpleasant it’s going to be.
- A 500-pound bear keeps breaking into Lake Tahoe homes. https://abc7news.com/hank-the-tank-tahoe-500-pound-bear-breaks-into-house-lake-big/11586570/
- A banned airline passenger spits at cops and defecates in a patrol car after fleeing on a motorized suitcase.https://nypost.com/2022/02/16/banned-airline-passenger-spits-at-cop-defecates-in-patrol-car-after-fleeing-on-motorized-suitcase/
- It’s finally happened. Idaho made french fry scented perfume https://www.eastidahonews.com/2022/02/this-perfume-might-make-you-smell-like-a-french-fry/
- A teen is in love with the world’s smallest stripper. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/teen-love-worlds-smallest-2ft-26200604
- A Utah man was arrested for collecting rainwater in his head, which we all know is a serious crime in the land of the Mormons. https://dailynewsreported.com/humaninterest/man-arrested-for-collecting-rain-water-with-his-head/

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TTB145: Santa Has COVID

On: December 21, 2020December 20, 2020 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 145 for Monday, December 21, 2020:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Holiday Ale from New Holland. https://untappd.com/b/new-holland-brewing-holiday-ale/4056988
- Robert slurped down a Velocirabbit IPA from Aslin Beer Co. https://www.aslinbeer.com/online-ordering/Velocirabbit-IPA-4-pack-p243831214
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll plant woodland creatures in your Christmas tree.
It’s that time of the year you look forward to most: Not-so-secret Santa on The Two Bobs. Enjoy the fuck out of it!
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that one time Santa brought your mother a dick-in-a-box for Christmas but then you later found out it was just your dad in a suit. Of course, that’s when you found out there’s no such thing as Santa and that Dad only has one testicle. #holidaymemories
- Florida woman found more than ornaments and lights in her Christmas tree. https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/florida-woman-raccoon-christmas-tree-chaos-chandelier
- Break the law and Santa will fuck you up. https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/riverside-undercover-santa-tackles-thieves/2483392/
- Wisconsin isn’t known only for cheese and shitty football (not that Detroit can talk). https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/14/us/cannibal-sandwich-wisconsin-trnd/index.html
- A woman falls in love, marries and procreates with a briefcase. Okay, the last part may not be accurate. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-24-who-sexually-attracted-23164716
- An Oregon couple was hospitalized after falling 2,500 feet while having sex in a hot air balloon.https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/oregon-couple-hospitalized-after-falling-2500-feet-while-having-sex-in-a-hot-air-balloon/

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TTB095: Suitcase Full of Cats

On: March 18, 2019March 24, 2019 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 94 for Monday, March 11, 2019:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob feasted on a Darkstar Stout from Big Lake Brewing. http://biglakebrewing.com/beer_type/beer/
- Robert suckled the teat of a Hanalei Island IPA from Kona Brewing Co. https://konabrewingco.com/our-beers
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll Photoshop you banging a goat and post it on social media.
Rob murdered his garage door with his truck. Oops!
Post has some interesting (and possibly disgusting) new sweet and savory cereals.
The Bobs bought a bunch of CRAZY NEWS this week. Don’t worry, we made Mexico pay for it. It was either that or declare a state of emergency and secure federal funding.
- We all know that the sound of Christmas music is worse than a suitcase full of cats so we can’t empathize with this guy who got his ass kicked for singing it. https://triblive.com/news/valley-news-dispatch/police-harrison-man-choked-victim-driving-car-because-he-wouldnt-stop-singing-christmas-songs/
- Drunk bitch is arrested for drinking a six pack of Stella Artois. We should also mention that she was in the Target dressing room at the time. https://www.kcra.com/article/woman-drinks-6-pack-of-beer-in-target-dressing-room-lathrop-police-say/26787330
- In a clear example of Peak Millenial, an unemployed 30-year old woman still living with her parents is arrested for throwing a house phone at her mother’s head for refusing to drive her to yoga. These are the same people that will be running the world some day. God help us. https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/police-unemployed-millennial-throws-phone-at-mother-for-not-driving-her-to-yoga-class
- A drunk woman stumbles into a deli and is arrested, not because she made a scene but because she was carrying a suitcase full of cats at the time. https://patch.com/virginia/fredericksburg/drunk-woman-suitcase-full-cats-arrested-stafford-scso
- A Florida woman—and we use the term “woman” loosely—is arrested for shooting her boyfriend because he snored too loud. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-woman-shot-boyfriend-for-snoring-too-loudly-deputies-say
- This devout Catholic went on a beer-only diet for Lent. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/03/11/Ohio-man-goes-on-beer-only-diet-for-Lent/2221552326331/
- Only in the great state of Alabama…A man is caught cheating on his wife with a goat. He’s baaaaaaaaaaad! https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/alabama-man-cheated-on-his-wife-for-a-goat/

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