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TTB139: Birthday Poop

On: September 28, 2020October 9, 2020 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 139 for Monday, September 28, 2020:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Barrel-Aged VJ Black from Atwater. https://untappd.com/b/atwater-brewery-barrel-aged-vj-black/2940387
- Robert indulged himself in an Orange Creamsicle IPA from Southern Tier. https://untappd.com/b/southern-tier-brewing-company-orange-creamsicle-ipa/3877596
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll act out a highly inappropriate musical on your front lawn.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like shitty wine: still shitty no matter how long you let it age but still okay if there’s nothing else available.
- Florida man is suing McDonald’s for chipping his tooth on a chicken bone in a nugget. A bone. Inside of a piece of chicken. https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/florida-man-suing-mcdonalds-mcnugget-injury
- Oregon man accidentally shoots himself in the organ. https://www.idahostatesman.com/news/nation-world/national/article245908410.html
- Utah man was arrested for test driving a car…going as fast as 100 MPH…while holding his salesman hostage. https://www.deseret.com/utah/2020/9/21/21448912/man-taking-test-drive-arrested-for-kidnapping-car-salesman-police-say
- Woman was arrested for leading police on a chase and then claiming she had to take a shit and it was her birthday. https://kfor.com/news/local/enid-woman-arrested-after-leading-officers-on-chase-claiming-she-had-to-have-bowel-movement-and-it-was-her-birthday/
- “Secret Services” arrested a naked 89-year-old man for humping a statue in front of the White House. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/secret-services-arrest-a-naked-89-year-old-man-for-humping-a-statue-in-front-of-the-white-house/

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TTB119: Taint Band-Aid

On: January 13, 2020January 13, 2020 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 119 for Monday, January 13, 2020:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob sucked down a Widow Maker Black Ale from Keweenaw Brewing Co. Widow Maker Black Ale https://www.kbc.beer/our-brews
- Robert enjoyed a Frangelic Mountain Brown from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/frangelic-mountain-brown/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll send a 76-year old hooker to your house.
Have you heard of the Krispy Kreme challenge? It’s where you run several miles while eating a dozen donuts. Everyone who finishes without vomiting or dying wins. http://krispykremechallenge.com/#intro
This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make you laugh, make you cry, and possibly give you a raging erection.
- Rage over McDonald’s dipping sauce lands a woman in jail. Can’t say we’ve never been there! (Dipping sauce rage, not jail.) http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/dipping-sauce-meltdown-412059
- A woman is arrested for trying to pass her dog’s piss off as her own. https://www.lex18.com/news/woman-arrested-after-trying-to-pass-of-dogs-urine-as-own
- These dumbasses got busted for trying to cash a fake lottery ticket using super glue. https://www.wapt.com/article/2-caught-trying-to-cash-in-fake-dollar100k-scratch-off-ticket-police-say/30417525
- High school English teacher is charged with shitting on a park building several times a day for two years. https://madison.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/milton-teacher-admits-defecating-in-rural-whitewater-park-for-more/article_746265fe-565a-53d6-9b90-a72606a7fcb6.html
- A 76-year old hooker announced her retirement after turning her 500,000th trick. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/a-page-turns-in-las-vegas-history-76-year-old-prostitute-retires-after-satisfying-her-500000th-client/

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TTB118: Self-Love Sicko

On: December 9, 2019December 8, 2019 By: The Two Bobs

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:13 — 25.0MB)

The Two Bobs episode 118 for Monday, December 9 or 10 (calendars are hard), 2019:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob sucked down a Northern Hawk Owl from Right Brain. https://www.rightbrainbrewery.com
- Robert enjoyed an Eagle Aye-P-A from Six Bears & A Goat. https://www.6bgbrewingco.com/on-tap
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll crash your midget sex party.
The latest fab diet, which does nothing to help you lose weight or live a healthier lifestyle, is definitely something we can get behind. https://people.com/food/taco-cleanse-we-tried-it/
This week’s CRAZY NEWS will be like that time you got blackout drunk, ate an entire large pizza, then spent the next day blowing up a Bob Evan’s restroom.
- Breaking into someone’s house is obviously acceptable behavior but stealing pizza ingredients should be punishable by death. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/12/03/why-stranger-pink-swiping-pizza-ingredients-my-house/4295683002/
- Woman provides discount orthodontics out of her home. Don’t worry, she’s not licensed but she has teeth herself (that counts for something, right?) and she does house calls. https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2019/12/03/botched-braces-dentists-concerned-about-womans-facebook-ad-for-at-home-orthodontics/
- An elderly couple is arrested for performing sexual acts on each other in public. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/elderly-encounter-281750
- A masturbating man punches his accuser after refusing to put his snake back in its cage. https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-masturbating-man-punches-accuser-say-cops-20191129-nfiyy6d5kbbrxabeayg7uqq64u-story.html
- A Canadian asshole (also known as “A Canadian”) is arrested for throwing buckets of shit on people. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/laurenstrapagiel/toronto-poop-bucket-attacks
- 71 are arrested after a sex party involving midgets, emus and a “fountain of sperm” is raided, proving that some things are just too good to be true. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/san-francisco-police-interrupts-sex-party-involving-midgets-emus-and-a-fountain-of-sperm-71-arrests/

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TTB107: Sheep Is Dolly

On: July 29, 2019August 25, 2019 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 107 for Monday, July 29, 2019:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob had a Dragon’s Milk Reserve: Maple Oak from New Holland. https://dragonsmilk.com/dragons-milk-reserve
- Robert enjoyed a Luponic Distortion (Series 12) from Firestone Walker. https://www.firestonebeer.com/beers/luponic-distortion.php
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll turn your home into a kookaburra breeding facility.
We all know that Alexa is a creeper and spies on our every word. Here’s some of the craziest things she’s said. https://www.ranker.com/list/creepy-amazon-alexa-stories/jake-black
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is shittier than a colonoscopy.
- This guy took his car in for service and ended up in a shitty situation. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/07/09/scatological-case-indian-river-county-requires-stool-pigeon/1619094001/
- Chick gets busted for pouring Hennessy into a Taco Bell employee’s mouth. That explains why Taco Bell can never get Rob’s order right and the food looks like it was prepared by a blind chimp. http://www.foxla.com/news/woman-arrested-for-allegedly-pouring-alcohol-into-mouth-of-taco-bell-employee-from-car-in-drive-thru
- Florida man gave his brother’s name to the cops and was arrested because his brother had a warrant out for his arrest. Seems like a nice family. Their parents must be proud! http://thefloridamantimes.com/jacob-hisel-florida-man-july-24/
- Horny kookaburras caused a massive blackout. Let’s just say sparks flew. https://www.vice.com/en_au/article/d3n5nj/horny-birds-kookaburras-cause-mass-blackout-perth-australia-by-rooting-on-power-lines
- A Kentucky man tried to weed whack someone over stolen candy bars. https://www.wvlt.tv/content/news/Kentucky-man-attacked-man-with-weed-eater-over-stolen-candy-bars-513006431.html
- A prostitute avoided jail time by claiming she was a spermaholic. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/prostitute-avoids-jail-time-after-being-diagnosed-as-spermaholic/

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TTB053: Liquid Fecal Excrement

On: February 19, 2018March 19, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 57:28 — 26.5MB)

The Two Bobs episode 53 for Monday, February 19, 2018:

Rob predrank tonight so it should be an interesting episode.
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed an Imperial Doughnut Break from Eviltwin Brewing. http://eviltwin.dk/Imperial-Doughnut-Break
- Robert suckled the teet of an Old Dominion Imperial Stout from 2 Silos Brewing. http://2silosbrewing.com/our-beers/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we can’t help you if you’re randomly attacked by a gang of squirrels.
The Bobs received a nice iTunes review from Tim Hillesheim from “USA”, reminding them how awesome they are at podcasting.
Rob’s dream has come true. Pizza has officially been deemed a healthier breakfast food than cereal by a real diet professional type of person. http://www.chicagotribune.com/dining/sns-dailymeal-1868354-healthy-eating-pizza-healthier-breakfast-cereal-20180126-story.html
We all know that shitting and smartphone use go hand-in-hand. Apparently it’s unhealthy but The Bobs don’t care because science isn’t the boss of them. Besides, they balance everything out with large amounts of healthy pizza. https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/smartphone-toilet-health-risks
Grab your nuts because The Bobs are bringing you a DOUBLE DOSE of CRAZY NEWS this week!
- Don’t use airline in-flight blankets unless you’re Japanese…I mean…you love feces. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nicole-byer-in-flight-blanket-story-conan_us_5a7ab777e4b07af4e81f35ca
- A Perfect 10 model candidate in Detroit trains squirrels to attack her ex-boyfriend. This is obviously legitimate news and The Bobs are shocked that this isn’t being more widely covered. http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-arrested-for-training-squirrels-to-attack-her-ex-boyfriend/

Have a question? Need advice? Have nothing better to do? Tweet it out with #askTTB and we’ll talk about it on the show! You’re welcome.

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