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TTB190: CHONKY Boi

On: August 22, 2022August 22, 2022 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 190 for Monday, August 22, 2022:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Malaphor from Transient. https://transientartisanales.com/taplist
- Robert took down a CHONK Peanut Butter & Jelly Supreme Sundae Sour from Drekker. https://untappd.com/b/drekker-brewing-company-chonk-peanut-butter-and-jelly-supreme/4818386
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal an excavator and use it to bury all your belongings.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is almost as shocking as Trump thinking it would be cool to grab a few boxes of classified documents on his way out.
- DoorDash brought this guy some weed. We can only imagine the markup. https://myfox28columbus.com/news/local/unwanted-side-of-marijuana-found-in-food-delivered-by-doordash-driver-columbus-franklin-county-ohio-division-of-police
- This guy tried to outrun police using an excavator. https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/wanted-man-drives-excavator-leads-deputies-on-chase-in-worlds-slowest-pursuit
- An alligator bit Florida Man in the face while swimming in a lake. He calls it bad luck; we call it Social Darwinism. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/florida-man-hospitalized-after-an-alligator-bit-his-face-while-swimming-in-a-lake/ar-AA10raEL
- A random dude, a rabbi and an eskimo walk into a bar with a hand grenade. Well the rabbi and eskimo aren’t real but the random dude is. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article264610046.html
- A man defecated on his neighbor’s lawn in retaliation for the neighbor’s dog shitting on his. https://kdvr.com/news/local/caught-on-camera-man-defecates-on-neighbors-lawn/
- A millennial won the lottery the day after his parents kicked him out of their house for being a loser. We just hoped he learned a valuable lesson. https://dailynewsreported.com/car-wax/fortnite-playing-millennial-wins-lottery-day-after-parents-kick-him-out-for-being-a-bum-buys-house-next-door/

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TTB176: Parachuting Spiders

On: March 14, 2022March 27, 2022 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 176 for Monday, March 14, 2022:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Soupy C from Griffin Claw. https://untappd.com/b/griffin-claw-brewing-company-soupy-c/4101816
- Robert nursed a Nuances of Meaning IPA from Aslin Beer Co. https://www.aslinbeer.com/shipping/Nuances-of-Meaning-IPA-4-pack-p432975162
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll send giant parachuting spiders to your home. If you’re in Georgia or DC that’s probably already happening.
Giant parachuting spiders are threatening to wreak havoc on the East Coast this May. Everyone LOL @ Robert. https://www.axios.com/local/washington-dc/2022/03/09/giant-joro-spiders-east-coast-may
This week’s CRAZY NEWS can be described as one of those dreams where you wake up and think, “What the hell was that?” but then you realize that it wasn’t a dream at all but a harsh reminder that Florida should be physically detached from the rest of the country and floated out to sea.
- Florida man disrobed and shat on his neighbor’s porch. Next! https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/naked-clearwater-man-arrested-for-defecating-on-neighbors-porch-deputies-say/
- Florida woman got wasted, huffed a bunch of spray deodorant and went for a drive. Her car probably smelled amazing as it was swerving all over the road. https://cbs12.com/news/local/deodarant-huffing-dui-katherine-theodore-martin-county-sheriff
- Crazy shit mostly happens in Florida but that doesn’t mean other states aren’t immune to it. Take this one out of sunny California, for example. This guy pretended to be a police officer before unknowingly stopping an actual off-duty police officer. It didn’t end well for him. https://www.ksbw.com/article/man-arrested-for-impersonating-a-police-officer-in-greenfield-after-pulling-over-off-duty-deputy/39357816#
- Staying in California, this guy—in an act of desperation over the high price of gas—blew his home and his face up trying to convert meth to gasoline. Thanks, Putin! https://dailynewsreported.com/breaking-news/man-blows-up-his-home-trying-to-convert-meth-to-gasoline/

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TTB144: My Butt Just Farted

On: December 14, 2020December 20, 2020 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 144 for Monday, December 14, 2020:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Dragon’s Milk Solera from New Holland. https://dragonsmilk.com/dragons-milk-solera
- Robert slurped down a Campfire Amplifier from Dogfish Head. https://www.dogfish.com/brewery/beer/campfire-amplifier
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll have your name legally changed to My Butt Just Farted.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is just like Trump’s presidency, only it’ll still be relevant in a month.
- Woman being arrested tells police that her name was “My Butt Just Farted.” Either her parents are assholes or she was lying. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/fake-fart-name-286079
- They decorate homes a little different down in Tennessee. Most other states use less shit (pun intended). https://wreg.com/news/naked-stranger-feces-covered-walls-found-inside-tennessee-home/
- Keeping this ass and feces train going, here’s one about a guy putting poop in mailboxes. https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/local/beaches/atlantic-beach-man-arrested-for-reportedly-stalking-putting-feces-in-mailboxes/77-bd0f5f56-89b9-4d38-9ce4-8d953fa84907
- Prison smugglers do the darndest things, not excluding tossing chicken wings and weed over fences. Sorry, no feces in this story. https://www.wlbt.com/2020/12/08/smugglers-toss-chicken-wings-marijuana-over-fence-mississippi-prison/
- A legal battle ensued after an elderly woman bequeathed her fortune to ALF, the furry alien television character from the 80’s. Seems legit. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/legal-battle-expected-over-a-96-year-old-ladys-will-after-she-bequeaths-75m-to-sitcom-character-alf/

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