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The Two Bobs episode 125 for Monday, March 9, 2020:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Coconut Vanilla Java Porter from Atwater. https://www.atwaterbeer.com/beer/coconut-vjp/
- Robert had a Looking Glass IPA from Starr Hill. https://starrhill.com/brews/looking-glass/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll shut down your funeral brothel. You’ll be out on the streets, you sick bastard.
Listen, we love animals but prefer they go away once they’re dead. This guy…not so much. https://www.facebook.com/OnlyHumanChannel/videos/vb.748719995296565/859514967804043/
This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make you burn when you pee. That’s probably nothing new for you though. You might wanna see your doctor.
- This lady pampered her perfect succulent for years before realizing it was fake. https://nypost.com/2020/03/03/woman-waters-perfect-plant-for-2-years-before-realizing-its-fake/
- A Louisiana resident whose license plate expired in 1997 gave the police the worst excuse ever. https://www.wfla.com/news/national/louisiana-driver-with-license-plate-that-expired-in-1997-told-police-ive-been-busy-lately-and-totally-forgot/
- A guy brings an unexpected—but kind of expected—guest to his sister’s wedding. https://www.clevelandjewishnews.com/news/local_news/brother-crashes-sister-s-beachwood-wedding-with-a-llama/article_311bf292-5da3-11ea-afef-c74f14b641ce.html
- Nobody divorces Captain Kirk and walks away with even a drop of horse semen. https://pagesix.com/2020/03/05/william-shatner-gets-horse-semen-in-divorce-settlement/
- The FBI shut down a brothel operating in a funeral home. They never let anyone have any fun! https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/new-mexico-fbi-sting-shuts-down-brothel-operating-in-funeral-home-22-arrests/

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The Two Bobs episode 59 for Monday, April 9, 2018:

Usual garbled mess of a show start. Otherwise it just wouldn’t be an episode of TTB!
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Milkshake Stout by Rochester Mills. http://m.beercos.com/year-round-beers.php
  - It paired nicely with an Oreo Cookie brownie that Kellie made. Contrary to anything that Robert said it was NOT burnt. Robert is just stupid and doesn’t know any better.
- Robert slurped down a Thick Mint Stout by Southern Tier. http://www.stbcbeer.com/beer/thick-mint/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or you’re uninvited to the next lesbian wedding at your local Walmart.
The Bobs finally bested that worthless skank Alexa. TTB is now playing on your Echo device so gather your family around and listen!
The Bobs discuss the similarities and differences between raising kids and puppies. Hint: One shits on the floor a lot more.
Science has finally proven what we all already knew: Consuming large amounts of pasta leads to weight loss. The Bobs immediately started diets consisting of only pasta, coffee and beer. http://www.newsweek.com/pasta-weight-loss-869178
TWO doses of CRAZY NEWS because it’s been a busy week in the world. It has nothing to do with you so get over yourself.
- Kirkland makes lots of things from batteries to chicken tenders to pants to laundry soap. Few people know that Kirkland also makes beer. Why is that? Because it sucks ass. This guy in California—who is admittedly inebriated—loves Costco’s in-house Kirkland Light beer so much that he decided to film commercial for it. This is hard-hitting shit, folks. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/randy-colpek-costco-beer_us_5ac529b7e4b09ef3b2431f59
- Our friends over at World News Daily Report brought us a riveting story of a morgue employee who was mistakenly cremated while napping on the job. How this didn’t make national headlines is crazy. The Bobs smell a coverup involving Facebook, Russians and that pornstar Trump slept with. http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/morgue-employee-cremated-by-mistake-while-taking-a-nap/

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