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TTB183: Rusty Milk

On: May 30, 2022May 29, 2022 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 183 for Monday, May 30, 2022:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Dragon’s Milk Triple Mash from Hew Holland. https://dragonsmilk.com/dragons-milk-triple-mash
- Robert took down a Carrot Cake Slang Du Jour Sour a la Mode from Drekker. https://untappd.com/b/drekker-brewing-company-slang-du-jour-carrot-cake/4798982
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert we’ll use your credit card to buy Ritz Oreos.
Oreo and Ritz got together, made sweet love and had a baby. https://www.chewboom.com/2022/05/24/ritz-crackers-and-oreo-cookies-unveil-new-ritzxoreo-treat/
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that one time you got wasted and had your ex’s name tattooed to your taint.
- This guy’s wife is glitching. https://futurism.com/married-hologram-glitch?mc_cid=8bb0bec52c&mc_eid=5c6ebd72b0
- Of all the cheeseburger heists we’ve covered this one is the most adorable. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/toddler-cheeseburger-heist-reactions_n_628c154de4b05cfc269024cb
- A sheep was sentenced to three years in prison for killing a woman in Africa. https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/sheep-sentenced-to-three-years-in-jail-for-killing-a-woman-in-africa-3003935
- A woman is wanted for calling 911 over a messed-up McDonald’s order.https://www.fox13news.com/news/polk-county-woman-wanted-for-calling-911-over-mcdonalds-order
- Florida man blew up someone’s mailbox over a landscaping dispute with the previous homeowner.https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-accused-of-blowing-up-homeowners-mailbox-in-dispute-over-landscape-services
- This lady pulled an Amber Heard at a Walmart self-check-out (In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past few months, she pooped on it). https://dailynewsreported.com/car-wax/woman-channels-amber-heard-as-she-shits-in-self-checkout-line-at-walmart/

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TTB177: Random Bum Tattoo

On: March 28, 2022March 27, 2022 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 177 for Monday, March 28, 2022:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Strawberry Jelly Donut Even More Jesus from Evil Twin. https://untappd.com/b/evil-twin-brewing-strawberry-jelly-donut-even-more-jesus/4389995
- Robert took down a Braaaaaaaains Raspberry, Raspberry, Raspberry Smoothie Sour from Drekker. https://untappd.com/b/drekker-brewing-company-braaaaaaaains-raspberry-raspberry-raspberry/4446621
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll tattoo TTB on your ass.
Robert hasn’t spotted any Joro spiders yet but there have been some developments.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS can only be described as a giant parachuting spider landing on your ass and tattooing its name on it. Years later, you find yourself sleeping in the wrong AirBnB and decide to search for the spider only to discover it was in the home the whole time. Frustrated, you feed it poisoned cake then shoot it with the crossbow you had stuffed down your pants. Your kids are soon kicked off their sports teams because their coach is a porn-addicted entomologist.
- A visitor to South Florida spends the night in a stranger’s home thinking it was his AirBnB. https://wsvn.com/news/local/miami-dade/south-florida-visitor-spends-night-in-strangers-home-thinking-it-was-his-airbnb/
- A UK woman who got a man’s name tattooed on her ass searches for him years later.https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-hunting-man-whose-name-23446660
- An OnlyFans MILF with Robert’s name tattooed on her ass claims that her kids were kicked out of sports. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/my-kids-were-kicked-sports-26426636
- Florida man stole a crossbow by stuffing it down his pants. Unfortunately, it wasn’t loaded. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-man-accused-stealing-crossbow-stuffing-pants-rcna17479
- A woman spiked her goodbye cake with laxatives. Shit went down. https://dailynewsreported.com/humanities/woman-spikes-her-goodbye-cake-at-work-with-laxatives-chaos-ensues-as-people-shit-everywhere/

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TTB158: Mutual Pasta Battery

On: August 9, 2021August 8, 2021 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 158 for Monday, August 9, 2021:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob feasted on a Dragon’s Milk Reserve: Double Bourbon Barrel-Aged Stout with Madagascar & Indonesian Vanilla Beans https://dragonsmilk.com/test-reserves-page
- Robert endulged himself in a Prolly Double IPA from Aslin Beer Company. https://untappd.com/b/aslin-beer-company-prolly/4194970
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll assault you with pasta.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is just as excited as the rest of us that the Olympics are finally over.
- Your bacon prolly has chunks of asphalt in it and here’s why: https://www.14news.com/2021/07/30/semi-hauling-pigs-overturns-daviess-co/
- People like this are why The Two Bobs support legislative measures banning the purchase of pasta products without a mandatory background check and waiting period. Please call your senator. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/spaghetti-battery-629538
- Some people take fast food issues to heart. https://globalnews.ca/news/8068474/richmond-bc-mcdonalds-assault-video/
- What could possibly make your local trailer park trashier? Dedicate it to swingers. https://www.klfy.com/evangeline-parish/bring-your-house-and-share-your-spouse-new-swingers-park-opening-in-mamou/
- Because airlines haven’t suffered enough, this flight had to make an emergency landing due to a passenger’s unbearable stench. Luckily this story is from 2018 because Robert never checks dates until we’ve already started recording. https://thepointsguy.com/news/transavia-diversion-unbearable-stench/
- If you’re interested in marrying your deceased blood relative look no further than New Jersey! https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/new-jersey-man-obtains-right-to-marry-his-dead-mother-after-an-8-year-legal-battle/

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TTB154: Colostomy Bag Assault

On: May 17, 2021May 16, 2021 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 154 for Monday, May 17, 2021:

What are The Bobs drinking? (apparently Rob was drinking too much, based on this week’s show notes)
- Rob enjoyed a Salted Caramel Smoked Porter from Odd Side Ales. https://untappd.com/b/odd-side-ales-oddside-salted-caramel-smoked-porter/3989784
- Robert had a Little X IPA from Ardent Craft Ales. https://ardentcraftales.com/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll replace your laundry detergent with cocaine and file an anonymous tip with law enforcement.
- Half-assing this week’s CRAZY NEWS because the sun is out and I’m inebriated. Cheers!
  - This fucker lost his phone and tased his mother. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/mothers-day-shocker-521903
  - This fucker stole beer then tried to return it. https://www.wlwt.com/article/police-man-accused-of-stealing-14-cases-of-beer-attempts-to-return-it-stating-wife-bought-wrong-beer/36411530
  - This fucker rammed her car through her ex’s house. https://news.yahoo.com/orlando-lawyer-mother-left-her-171253353.html?guccounter=1
  - This fucker caught another fucker cheating after he sent her a video of the fucker he was fucking to the first fucker. https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/woman-caught-boyfriend-cheating-accidentally-sent-video-instead-photo
  - This fucker used a colostomy bag for a lasso. https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2021/05/02/man-arrested-at-kid-rocks-bar-for-removing-colostomy-bag-and-swinging-it-around/
  - This fucker doesn’t know the difference between cocaine and laundry detergent. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-hospitalized-after-mistaking-three-pounds-of-laundry-detergent-at-laundromat-for-cocaine/

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