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TTB197: Hot Dog Turf War

On: November 28, 2022November 28, 2022 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 197 for Monday, November 28, 2022:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Dave thoroughly enjoyed a French Toast Bastard from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/french-toast-bastard/
- Robert improperly poured a Peanut Butter Milk Stout Nitro from Left Hand Brewing Company. https://lefthandbrewing.com/beers/peanut-butter-milk-stout-nitro
- Follow us on Untapped at @mcfly227 and @lowercaserobert or we’ll invite the world’s dirtiest man skinny dipping in your pool.
Rob’s not here, so why not have a guest? Friend of the show Dave steps in while Rob is somewhere warm.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like a dog carrying a severed head around Zacatecas — SHOCKING!
- Someone decided to smuggle a handgun onto an airplane. Inside a raw chicken. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tsa-gun-raw-chicken-carry-on-bag-plane-florida/
- A Floridian blames his car issues on space aliens… from outer space. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article268054902.html
- A rental property is being overrun by ghosts who can’t keep their pants on. https://www.foxnews.com/media/texas-homeowner-hooker-ghosts-taken-over-rental-property-trying-stir-up-business
- What’s better than a dog carrying a severed head down around town? We can’t think of anything. https://nypost.com/2022/10/31/dog-runs-with-decapitated-head-in-mouth-through-mexican-town/
- Who knew hot dogs could be dangerous? Cardiologists, for one, but some unsuspecting concert-goers found out the hard way. https://www.cbs8.com/article/news/local/hot-dog-vendor-arrested-for-stabbing-hot-dog-vendor-outside-petco-park/509-287e0d17-716a-49c3-894b-17d115e15ee0
- Mexican food is delicious but doesn’t always agree with you. This guy tried to use that to his advantage. https://dailynewsreported.com/enviromental/houston-man-arrested-with-condoms-full-of-heroin-in-his-buttocks-blames-bad-mexican-food/

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TTB152: Pickle-Packing Perv

On: March 22, 2021April 18, 2021 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 152 for Monday, March 22, 2021:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a White Devil from Kuhnhenn. https://www.brewerydb.com/beer/7lpQCG
- Robert broke the rules and nursed a beer that’s already been had on the show before: an Organic Chocolate Stout from Samuel Smith. https://www.samuelsmithsbrewery.co.uk/shop/bottles/stout-bottles/organic-chocolate-stout/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll smuggle in elicit bologna and tell them it was you.
We’re very excited to announce Robert had a baby. Actually, he had 120 babies. Alright, he had 120 plastic babies, delivered to his doorstep.
1 episode in a row, but who’s counting?
This week’s CRAZY NEWS will be like falling multiple times running up a staircase. Somebody tell Grandpa he needs to slow down; Airforce One isn’t going to leave without him.
- Peter Piper popped a pickle in his pipe pretending it was a pecker. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/pickle-man-popped-984503
- You can’t just go smuggling in Mexican bologna, it’s too spicy and smells like old tacos. https://www.foxnews.com/world/agents-277-pounds-banned-bologna-mexico
- Nobody told this guy that the down payment on his new BMW had to come from his own bank account. https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2021/03/10/texas-man-rob-bank-dealership-loaner-loot-buy-bmw/
- This lady broke the record for worst driver in Poland. Coincidentally she’d still be the best driver in Florida. https://squeekly.com/humming/weird-news/worst-driver-poland/
- A man broke into Rocco’s Tacos to steal alcohol for his sober buddies. Queue the Golden Girls theme song. https://www.850wftl.com/man-breaks-into-roccos-tacos-to-steal-alcohol-for-sober-house-friends/
- A woman in Albuquerque admitted to faking pregnancy for 42 months just so she could be lazy. She’s either an idiot or a genius. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/wife-admits-she-faked-being-pregnant-for-42-months-so-she-could-not-work-eat-and-sleep-all-day/

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TTB070: Bob K. Is A Pretentious A-Hole

On: July 23, 2018July 23, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 70 for Monday, July 23, 2018:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob choked down a third of a Necromangocon by B. Nektar Meadery. It tasted like a combination of mango, honey and old urine that’s been baking in the sun. http://www.bnektar.com/brews/necro-mango-con/
- Robert had better luck with his Wake Up Dead Imperial Stout from Left Hand Brewing Co. http://lefthandbrewing.com/beers/wake-up-dead-stout/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll have your veterinarian give you a sex change.
Robert’s vendetta against straws is finally gaining some ground. Thanks, Starbucks! Coke addicts everywhere are losing their shit and buying up all of the world’s straws (not really but you get the joke…unless you’re an idiot. You probably don’t get it).
Lay’s is released some new regional flavors. Russia’s “Murdered Anti-Government News Editor” flavor sounds like it will be a hit!
Lots of CRAZY NEWS this week! You can pay us back later. Expect a phone call from an unlisted number at a time of our choosing.
- One of Robert’s neighbors called the police after being fouled during a basketball game. This supports Rob’s opinion that all Virginians are sissies. http://amp.fox5dc.com/news/local-news/virginia-man-calls-cops-after-being-fouled-in-basketball-game-witnesses-say
- A couple high on bath salts is charged with firing a gun at “alien lasers”. https://www.centredaily.com/news/local/crime/article214197619.html
- A shirtless man disguised at Vladimir Putin sticks dildos to the giant bull statue on Wall Street and rides it. There is literally nothing else that needs to be said here. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bull-vladimir-putin-sex-toys_us_5b4e717ee4b0de86f487d3b8
- Real men get their genitals surgically removed. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/tattoo-addict-genitals-removed-because-12943696
- A transsexual woman sues her veterinarian over a botched sex change operation. Who’s a good boy? She’s a good boy! https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/transsexual-woman-sues-veterinarian-for-250000-after-botched-sex-change-operation/

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