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TTB041: Hot And Ready

On: November 13, 2017November 12, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 41 for Monday, November 13, 2017:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob suckled on a Coconut Hiwa Porter by Maui Brewing Co. http://mauibrewingco.com/discover_beer/coconut-hiwa-porter/
  - Sound familiar? Probably because Robert already had one of these in episode 8. Rob is losing it in his old age.
- Robert took down a Liquid Truth Serum by Dogfish Head. Robert might be the older of The Bobs but it didn’t show in his ability to choose an appropriate beverage this week. Great job, old man! https://www.dogfish.com/brewery/beer/liquid-truth-serum
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or The Bobs are sending their cats to your home to steal all of your belongings.
In an act of desperation Robert found an iPhone X at a local store and traded in his iPhone 8 Plus. By the way, The Bobs love their iPhone Xs.
- How did Robert find an iPhone X at a time when they’re almost as hard to find as a politically correct Donald Trump tweet? He used https://www.isinstock.com. Rob used the same web site to nab a pair of AirPods some months back too.
Daylight Savings Time, which was invented by the devil to fuck with peoples’ minds, is the worst.
Rob’s wife Kellie received a rather alarming voicemail from the “IRS” threatening to call the cops if she didn’t call them back. Fuck these scam artists. The Bobs are determined to get one on the show at some point.
It’s no secret that The Bobs love all pizza but there are times when a frozen pizza gets stuck in the mix. Not all frozen pizza-inspired dishes are created equal and The Bobs talk about the 12 best according to some random asshole on the internet. You’re welcome, world! https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/the-best-frozen-pizza-digiorno-freschetta-and-more-thrillist-nation
CRAZY NEWS! Crazy old cat lady trains her 65 cats to steal from her neighbors. This is totally not fake news. Seriously. Okay, it’s fake as shit. Still, it’s worthy of a listen. http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/elderly-woman-accused-of-training-her-65-cats-to-steal-from-neighbors/

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TTB040: Classic Van Ert

On: November 6, 2017November 11, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 40 for Monday, November 6, 2017:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- The Bobs discussed Halloween and other odds and ends.
- Rob had a Velvet Stud by Brewery Vivant. https://www.breweryvivant.com/beer/plowhorse/
- Robert enjoyed a Short’s Soft Parade and proclaimed it as the best beer he’s ever had. https://www.shortsbrewing.com/beers/soft-parade/
  - JUST KIDDING! That shit is nasty. Robert actually had a Big Eye IPA by Ballast Point. https://www.ballastpoint.com/beers/year-round/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or you’re going on Santa’s naughty list this year. Little known fact: In 2017 it’s punishable by death.
The interwebs have spoken and Cheetos are absolutely NOT chips. Thank you to those who participated in the poles. To those who didn’t, we don’t care what you think anyway. Now, on to more important things…
The Bobs woke up at 3:00 AM to preorder the iPhone X. One Bob (Rob) came prepared while the other (Robert) made an amateur preorder mistake and it cost him dearly.
The Bobs square off to see who owned more of the hottest tech 20 years ago. https://www.cnet.com/pictures/this-was-the-hottest-tech-20-years-ago-in-1997/
CRAZY NEWS! This genius hid in a liquor store’s beer cooler and helped himself. We can’t blame him though. What else was he supposed to do to keep warm? http://brobible.com/culture/article/guy-drinks-beer-cooler/

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TTB039: Cheetos Are Not Chips

On: October 30, 2017October 30, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 39 for Monday, October 30, 2017:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob took down a Figure It Out by Griffin Claw. It was delicious but you’ll probably never know because it was a single batch brew. https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/32166/251810/
- Robert assaulted a Naughty Neighbor by Nickel Brook Brewing Co. Fortunately they have nothing to do with Canadian rock band Nickelback. They’re utterly terrible unlike the beer, which was pretty damn good. https://nickelbrook.com/our-beers/core-beers/naughty-neighbour/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or you’ll be sleeping with the fishes.
The Bobs have a late night tonight on account of the iPhone X (Pronounced “ten”, not “ex”; don’t be “that guy”.) preorder. Apple still hasn’t figured out that the world runs on Eastern Standard Time so ordering starts at 3:00 AM. Stay tuned next week to see how this late night shit show played out!
Are Cheetos chips? The Bobs are calling B.S. on the whole idea.
Are The Bobs assholes? They take to the Internet for an official decision. Don’t agree with the results? You’re stupid and nobody asked you! https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/how-much-of-an-asshole-are-you
CRAZY NEWS! This insane chick set her ex-boyfriend’s house on fire and tried to stab him…over a teddy bear. Too bad you can’t bring stuffed animals with you to prison. http://nypost.com/2017/10/23/woman-accused-of-setting-exs-home-on-fire-over-teddy-bear/

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