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TTB144: My Butt Just Farted

On: December 14, 2020December 20, 2020 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 144 for Monday, December 14, 2020:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Dragon’s Milk Solera from New Holland. https://dragonsmilk.com/dragons-milk-solera
- Robert slurped down a Campfire Amplifier from Dogfish Head. https://www.dogfish.com/brewery/beer/campfire-amplifier
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll have your name legally changed to My Butt Just Farted.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is just like Trump’s presidency, only it’ll still be relevant in a month.
- Woman being arrested tells police that her name was “My Butt Just Farted.” Either her parents are assholes or she was lying. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/fake-fart-name-286079
- They decorate homes a little different down in Tennessee. Most other states use less shit (pun intended). https://wreg.com/news/naked-stranger-feces-covered-walls-found-inside-tennessee-home/
- Keeping this ass and feces train going, here’s one about a guy putting poop in mailboxes. https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/local/beaches/atlantic-beach-man-arrested-for-reportedly-stalking-putting-feces-in-mailboxes/77-bd0f5f56-89b9-4d38-9ce4-8d953fa84907
- Prison smugglers do the darndest things, not excluding tossing chicken wings and weed over fences. Sorry, no feces in this story. https://www.wlbt.com/2020/12/08/smugglers-toss-chicken-wings-marijuana-over-fence-mississippi-prison/
- A legal battle ensued after an elderly woman bequeathed her fortune to ALF, the furry alien television character from the 80’s. Seems legit. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/legal-battle-expected-over-a-96-year-old-ladys-will-after-she-bequeaths-75m-to-sitcom-character-alf/

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TTB128: Courtesy Flush

On: April 13, 2020May 3, 2020 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 128 for Monday, April 13, 2020:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Carrot Cake Cream Ale from Perrin. https://www.perrinbrewing.com/carrot-cake-cream-ale-release/#
- Robert had a 40^th Anniversary Hoppy Ale from Sierra Nevada. https://sierranevada.com/beer/40th-anniversary-hoppy-ale/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll shit in your drinking fountain.
Stanford University invented a toilet seat that takes photographs of your ass hole while you’re taking a shit and sends it to the internet. https://mashable.com/article/smart-toilet-analprint-scan/
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like one of Trump’s daily COVID-19 briefings minus all of the lies and exaggerations. Enjoy!
- A prison inmate beat the shit out of his cell mate for asking him to courtesy flush. https://www.wptv.com/entertainment/weird-news/key-west-man-attacks-cellmate-after-being-asked-for-courtesy-flush
- Some Czech nudists got into legal trouble for not wearing face masks. Rob thinks they should have put their underwear over their heads. https://kafkadesk.org/2020/04/05/czech-nudists-reprimanded-by-police-for-not-wearing-face-masks/
- A U-Haul catches on fire after a guy throws lit fireworks at a woman while an unknown third party is siphoning gas from another vehicle. We’re sure your pea brain can guess how the rest played out. If not, put down your Pokémon cards and listen carefully. https://www.kezi.com/content/news/Man-arrested-after-starting-fire-among-4-U-Haul-trucks-569392381.html
- A woman in Florida stripped naked and danced around the street swinging a golf club. While the article did not provide photographic evidence, we’ll go out on a limb and say she’s probably not worth googling. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2020/04/07/woman-undies-dances-road-swings-golf-club-vero-beach/5103026002/
- Thousands in San Francisco have the covid after an infected homeless man defecated in a public drinking fountain. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/san-francisco-thousands-infected-by-coronavirus-after-homeless-man-defecated-in-drinking-fountain/

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TTB071: The Big Pink

On: July 30, 2018August 1, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 71 for Monday, July 30, 2018:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob made a much better drink choice this week and enjoyed a Morning Nightcap from Arcadia Ales.http://arcadiaales.com/beer/morning-nightcap/
- Robert enjoyed a Wells Sticky Toffee Pudding from Charles Wells. https://stkillian.com/beers/charles-wells/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or you’ll be stabbed by an armless man.
Amazon is selling a shower curtain liner for device-addicted millennials. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B075HG56QH/
A fuck ton of CRAZY NEWS this week because we can! Suck it.
- A homeless man with no arms from—you guessed it—Florida stabbed a tourist. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/07/11/homeless-man-no-arms-stabbed-tourist-florida-police-say/777235002/
- A “model” with a 6-foot butt adds more booty to achieve the world’s biggest ass. Sir Mix-A-Lot couldn’t be happier. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/718011/Natasha-Crown-model-six-foot-wide-bum-world-s-biggest-backside-video
- A man at Planet Fitness takes the term “judgment free zone” way too seriously and is arrested for working out naked. Hopefully they sanitized the equipment afterward. https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/2018/07/23/police-mass-man-arrested-for-working-out-naked-at-planet-fitness-thought-it-was-judgement-free-zone.
- A cat is elected mayor of a town in Northern Michigan. Rob takes no ownership whatsoever of anything that happens up there. https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2018/07/25/michigan-omena-village-cat-mayor/832131002/
- An idiot teenager has her gallbladder removed and blames it on large amounts of Hot Cheetos and Takis. https://mashable.com/2018/07/24/teen-eats-too-many-takis-and-hot-cheetos/
- An Indiana woman is arrested for stealing 165 of her neighbors’ plants and lawn ornaments. Prosecutors are seeking the death penalty. http://wsbt.com/news/local/charges-filed-against-woman-accused-of-stealing-165-plants-lawn-ornaments-from-area-homes

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TTB069: Milk Your Beaver

On: July 16, 2018July 17, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 68 for Monday, July 16, 2018:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed his first IPA ever on the show, a Voodoo Ranger by New Belgium. https://www.newbelgium.com/beer/voodoo-ranger/
- Robert nursed a Stoutello Chocolate Hazelnut Milk Stout by Knee Deep Brewing. https://kneedeepbrewing.com/cans/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll have Siri deport you to Syria.
The Bobs discuss the worst cities in America for driving. They sincerely hope you live in one of them. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/worst-cities-for-driving-2018-wallethub
Screen Time for iOS is here giving parents control over their children’s devices. It’s only a matter of time before kids start calling CPS to report emotional abuse. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/11/technology/personaltech/apple-iphone-screen-time.html
CRAZY NEWS! The Bobs want to take this opportunity to remind you that you’re the worst.
- Some jackass breaks into an escape room and then calls 911 when he can’t get out. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/burglar-breaks-into-escape-room-calls-cops-cant-escape
- All people with British accents are pretentious so it’s only fitting that Siri heckles the British Defense Secretary in the middle of a Parliament speech. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gavin-williamson-siri_us_5b3c50a7e4b07b827cbbfbbb

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