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TTB187: Gasassassin

On: July 25, 2022July 24, 2022 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 187 for Monday, July 25, 2022:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Real Feel from Transient. https://untappd.com/b/transient-artisan-ales-real-feel/4159262
- Robert took down a Coffee & Cakes Imperial Stout from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untappd.com/b/hubbard-s-cave-coffee-and-cakes-all-canned-dates/2269517
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we won’t thank you next time you hold the door open.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like lighting fireworks on July 5^th: Fucking stupid.
- A Connecticut man was arrested after pointing a gun at people who didn’t thank him for holding the door. https://www.wtnh.com/news/crime-news/man-arrested-after-pointing-gun-at-people-who-didnt-thank-him-for-holding-door/
- Florida man smoked some meth and then assaulted a mattress in a jealous rage. https://www.wctv.tv/content/news/Meth-smoking-Florida-man-attacks-mattress-in-jealous-rage-509123991.html
- A home in Florida went missing. Literally. It disappeared, and they can’t find it. https://www.tampafp.com/deputies-in-florida-need-help-finding-a-home-literally-its-missing/
- A man bought a sex doll that looks like his wife so he can bang it whenever she’s not in the mood.https://www.ladbible.com/community/husband-buys-sex-doll-looks-like-wife-when-shes-not-in-the-mood-20220717
- Back to Florida, this idiot called 911 because his girlfriend wanted Sour Patch Kids. Today he’s more concerned about dropping the soap in the shower.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/sour-patch-911-call-649521
- A woman dubbed “Gasassassin” passed a silent but deadly fart in church, killing one and injuring three. https://dailynewsreported.com/enviromental/woman-dubbed-the-gasassassin-passes-a-silent-but-deadly-fart-in-church-1-dead-3-others-wounded/

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TTB170: Meowy Christmas

On: December 20, 2021April 19, 2023 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 170 for Monday, December 20, 2021:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Gingerbread Stout from Big Lake Brewing. https://biglakebrewing.com/on-tap/
- Robert followed the rules this week and had a Christmas Pancakes Imperial Milk Stout with Maple Syrup from Hardywood. https://hardywood.com/beer/christmas-pancakes/
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll send you a Meowy Christmas card.
It’s Not-So-Secret Santa time! This year’s gifts were better than a one-year membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is more real than Santa or those stupid elves we’re forced to move around every night to appease our children.
- A guy named Ronald Booze got in trouble for doing exactly what you would think a guy named Ronald Booze would do. https://wjla.com/news/local/ronald-booze-awakened-in-running-car-charged-with-dui-arlington-county-police-gun-possession
- A Maryland homeowner burned her house down fighting a snake. https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/homeowner-fighting-snake-infestation-burns-down-maryland-house-officials/2899908/
- A woman breastfed a cat on a plane. That is all. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/woman-allegedly-caught-breastfeeding-a-cat-on-a-plane
- A Michigan woman was arrested for hiring a hitman through a fake web site. Everyone knows you should only order those through legitimate sites. Maybe Amazon. https://www.cnn.com/2021/12/12/us/hireahitman-website-cracks-crimes-cec/index.html
- A man used a flamethrower to resolve a parking dispute. https://www.gainesville.com/story/news/crime/2021/12/09/gainesville-man-charged-using-flamethrower-scare-off-teens/6449797001/
- A man faked his own death by alligator to get out of his own wedding.https://dailynewsreported.com/breaking-news/man-fakes-his-own-death-at-the-hands-of-an-alligator-to-get-out-of-his-wedding/

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TTB151: Squeek of the Week

On: March 1, 2021March 21, 2021 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 151 for Monday, March 1, 2021:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Panther Cub from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/panther-cub/
- Robert slurped down a No Hootin No Hollerin Barrel Aged Stout from Solace. https://solacebrewing.com/beer/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or don’t be surprised to find an erotic snowman on your front lawn.
One episode in a row!
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is icier than Texas in February.
- Canadians can’t stop erecting (no pun intended) erotic snowmen. https://nypost.com/2021/02/23/canadians-cant-stop-erecting-erotic-snowmen/
- Florida woman stabbed her sister with an epipen because she’s “allergic to drunks.” We think the sister should have stabbed herself for being “allergic to intelligence.” See what we did there? Not funny? Go fuck yourself. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2021/02/17/florida-woman-stabs-sister-with-epipen-because-shes-allergic-to-drunks-police-say/
- This lady called authorities after discovering a snake in her toilet. In a bizarre twist, it was just a log of shit. https://squeekly.com/humming/weird-news/fake-snake-toilet/
- A Bristol man stopped traffic by sitting on a toilet in the middle of the road. At least there was a toilet. https://www.itv.com/news/westcountry/2021-02-17/man-blocks-bristol-traffic-by-sitting-on-a-toilet-in-the-middle-of-the-road
- This future Employee of the Year faked his own kidnapping in order to get out of work. https://www.abc15.com/news/region-central-southern-az/casa-grande/arizona-man-accused-of-faking-own-kidnapping-to-evade-work
- Rob snuck this one in mid-recording…A man was charged with breaking into a home to take a bath. https://www.pressherald.com/2021/02/16/norway-man-charged-with-breaking-into-casco-home/
- A man turned himself in after murdering his girlfriend…who just so happens to be an inflatable sex doll. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-turns-himself-in-to-police-for-killing-his-inflatable-sex-doll-girlfriend-claims-mental-illness/

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TTB118: Self-Love Sicko

On: December 9, 2019December 8, 2019 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 118 for Monday, December 9 or 10 (calendars are hard), 2019:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob sucked down a Northern Hawk Owl from Right Brain. https://www.rightbrainbrewery.com
- Robert enjoyed an Eagle Aye-P-A from Six Bears & A Goat. https://www.6bgbrewingco.com/on-tap
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll crash your midget sex party.
The latest fab diet, which does nothing to help you lose weight or live a healthier lifestyle, is definitely something we can get behind. https://people.com/food/taco-cleanse-we-tried-it/
This week’s CRAZY NEWS will be like that time you got blackout drunk, ate an entire large pizza, then spent the next day blowing up a Bob Evan’s restroom.
- Breaking into someone’s house is obviously acceptable behavior but stealing pizza ingredients should be punishable by death. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/12/03/why-stranger-pink-swiping-pizza-ingredients-my-house/4295683002/
- Woman provides discount orthodontics out of her home. Don’t worry, she’s not licensed but she has teeth herself (that counts for something, right?) and she does house calls. https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2019/12/03/botched-braces-dentists-concerned-about-womans-facebook-ad-for-at-home-orthodontics/
- An elderly couple is arrested for performing sexual acts on each other in public. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/elderly-encounter-281750
- A masturbating man punches his accuser after refusing to put his snake back in its cage. https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-masturbating-man-punches-accuser-say-cops-20191129-nfiyy6d5kbbrxabeayg7uqq64u-story.html
- A Canadian asshole (also known as “A Canadian”) is arrested for throwing buckets of shit on people. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/laurenstrapagiel/toronto-poop-bucket-attacks
- 71 are arrested after a sex party involving midgets, emus and a “fountain of sperm” is raided, proving that some things are just too good to be true. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/san-francisco-police-interrupts-sex-party-involving-midgets-emus-and-a-fountain-of-sperm-71-arrests/

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TTB108: Cuddle Therapy

On: August 26, 2019August 27, 2019 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 108 for Monday, August 26, 2019:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob had an Underground Mountain Brown from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/underground-mountain-brown/
- Robert enjoyed a Wolf Pup Session IPA from Golden Road Brewing. https://www.goldenroad.la/beers/wolf-pup-session-ipa
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll plant Donald Trump ecstasy on you and call the cops.
Bells has a Light Two Hearted Ale just in case you’re into those kinds of things. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/bells-light-hearted-ale-low-calorie-beer-two-hearted-ipa
Fall is near and therefore all the pumpkin spice things are coming, including this latest one: Pumpkin Spice Mystery Meat! Alright, it’s SPAM…so basically the same thing. https://www.cnet.com/news/pumpkin-spice-spam-is-coming-and-its-not-a-joke/
This week’s CRAZY NEWS will blow your mind so bad you’ll have to change your underwear. Enjoy!
- Florida man bought $8,000 rims for his hooptie, claimed they were stolen, then tried to sell them on Craigslist. http://thefloridamantimes.com/raytheon-slater-florida-man-august-9
- Is that a hand grenade in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Man-Tells-Deputies-He-Has-Live-Grenade-During-Traffic-Stop-Later-Arrested-533591791.html
- What screams ‘MAGA’ more than illegal drugs with our pumpkin-colored President on them? (Answer: Everything) https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-ecstasy-pills-donald-trump-head-president-20190818-tnj7irunurft3cx5z7dsny42my-story.html
- Most call it cuddle therapy. We call it prostitution. Talk amongst yourselves. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7371783/Cuddle-therapist-accused-sexual-misconduct-NIPPLE-ended-womans-mouth.html
- This virgin got in trouble for performing a home castration. https://www.local10.com/news/florida/florida-man-charged-with-performing-castration-at-home
- Are you a grown-ass man living in your parents’ basement and unable to hold a job? If so, you probably play Pokémon Go. We gotta hand it to this guy though. https://abc7.com/technology/officer-finds-driver-parked-on-side-of-freeway-with-8-phones-playing-pokemon-go/5474968/
- What a great day to be alive! Finally, siblings can get married and fuck and have little crippled children who will inevitably grow up and destroy our country. God Bless America (not these incestuous fucktards though). https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/new-jersey-brother-and-sister-allowed-to-marry-after-10-year-long-court-battle/

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