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The Two Bobs episode 68 for Monday, July 9, 2018:

The Bobs took another unexpected week off. You’ll get over it.
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Blueberry Cobbler Ale by Atwater Brewing. https://www.atwaterbeer.com/beer-type/berry-cobbler-ale/#
- Robert indulged in a Hardywood Peach Tripel. https://hardywood.com/beers/hardywood-peach-tripel/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or you’ll be forced to listen to Barry Manilow for the rest of eternity.
The Bobs followed up on their previous discussion about email signatures. https://twitter.com/TwoBobsPodcast/status/1010637262609108992
Imagine a restaurant with terrible waitstaff only you don’t have to feel like an asshole by not leaving a tip. Enter, self-service restaurants! https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/25/dining/san-francisco-restaurants-service.html
The Bobs answer some “would you rather…” questions. Get ready to dive further into the TTB rabbit hole. https://conversationstartersworld.com/would-you-rather-questions/
CRAZY NEWS and whatnot!
- Rite Aid is using Barry Manilow to deter vagrants (the music, not the actual person, although both are equally effective). Their retirement-age, gambling-addicted female customer base has skyrocketed though. https://nypost.com/2018/06/28/rite-aids-are-blasting-barry-manilow-tunes-to-deter-vagrants/
- Life hack: Ask the police to run a quality assurance test on your meth purchase, then live rent free for a few years. Just don’t drop the soap. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/douglas-peter-kelly-meth-test-florida_us_5b242d80e4b0783ae1294cf2
- A bitter idiotic Cavaliers fan sets himself on fire burning a LeBron jersey. https://brobible.com/sports/article/cavaliers-fan-burning-lebron-jersey-disaster/
- A guy contracts syphilis licking a stripper pole. This is exactly why Robert always travels with Clorox wipes. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-sues-strip-club-where-he-contracted-syphilis-after-licking-dance-pole/

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The Two Bobs episode 26 for Monday, July 10, 2017:

Usual opening mumblings, bitchings, etc.
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob downed a few Devil Dog Oatmeal Stouts by Roak Brewing Co. https://roakbrewing.com/core-beers/
- Robert enjoyed a couple Dirty Little Freaks by DuClaw Brewing Co. https://duclaw.com/beers/dirty-little-freak/
- Follow us on Untappd, the social network for craft beer enthusiasts, at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB
A few…interesting…voicemails this week!
- Elderly Listener put down her crossword puzzle for a bit and concocted a mashup of fake words from episode 24. She’s so clever.
- Scary Caller freaked us all out as he usually does. Bob K. and Rob Phil made sure their deadbolts were locked that night.
The community was especially vocal about our “gross shit that people do” segment from episode 25 and had a few of their own to share. Thanks, and you’re welcome!
The Bobs are still happy with their decision to start spraying the mud off of the driveway instead of wiping it with paper (think metaphorically, if you can. You probably don’t know what a metaphor is though.). Thanks again, BioBidet!
- Be sure to check out biobidet.com. Your ass will thank you!
TWO crazy news stories this week, because we care about what’s going on in the world.
- A newscaster gets puked on while reporting on a beer-chugging “Ironman” competition. It’s as disgusting and hilarious as it sounds. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/reporter-gets-puked-on-during-beer-ironman-gross_us_595cb2a5e4b05c37bb80c3fb
- What better way to clear a beehive in your garage than shooting fireworks at it? Unless, of course, you like your garage. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fireworks-bees-garage-fire_us_595cb3bfe4b02734df34c477

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