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TTB149: The Family Episode

On: February 8, 2021February 14, 2021 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 149 for Monday, February 8, 2021:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Rum Ham from Oddside Ales. https://oddsideales.com/beer/all-our-craft-beers/
- Robert slurped down a Snow Day from Blue Mountain Brewery. https://untappd.com/b/blue-mountain-brewery-snow-day/4067521
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll slip laxative in your chocolate.
TWO episodes in a row. Suck on that!
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like your half-brother Dad made years ago when he was on a business trip: You don’t like him, but you still invite him over for Christmas all while fantasizing about his demise.
- A man found with heroin tells the cops it’s “chocolate laxative.” https://weartv.com/news/local/report-crestview-man-found-with-heroin-tells-deputies-its-a-chocolate-laxative
- This guy in the Florida Man’s Florida Man. https://nypost.com/2021/02/02/man-with-florida-tattoo-on-head-calls-911-for-ride-home/
- She didn’t pull over for police because she just didn’t feel right about it. https://www.azfamily.com/news/mesa-woman-accused-of-speeding-not-pulling-over-for-officers-because-she-felt-like-it/article_ec649de8-6661-11eb-8516-5b3a392f8fe0.html
- This genius almost killed himself eating the world’s hottest pepper trying to beat his own world record. https://www.foodandwine.com/news/carolina-reaper-pepper-eating-world-record
- A former Krispy Kreme employee sues the company for $2 million after being let go for eating 200 pounds of donuts a week. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/krispy-kreme-employee-sues-company-for-2m-after-being-fired-for-eating-200-pounds-of-donuts-per-week/

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TTB129: Smells Like Coronavirus

On: May 4, 2020May 3, 2020 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 128 for Monday, May 4, 2020:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Check to the Head Crème Ale from Dark Horse. https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/1471/405064/
- Robert had a Frangelic Mountain Brown from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/frangelic-mountain-brown/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll plant a prosthetic penis in your burrito.
We called one of our favorite listeners and conducted a wellness check after some texts Rob received while recording this episode.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is worse than trying to procure two-ply toilet paper on Amazon.
- Coors Light delivered 150 cans of beer to a 93-year-old woman after her plea for more beer went viral. Rob is going to plea for more Founder’s in hopes he has the same stroke of luck. https://www.tmz.com/2020/04/13/coors-light-delivers-150-beers-93-year-old-viral-plea-i-need-more-beer-coronavirus-lockdown/
- Speedy Gonzalez was accused of writing fraudulent checks he stole from the mail. https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/speedy-gonzalez-accused-stealing-mail-checks/2KXBINRACBB6HMOVEW3NMXOTBM/
- Florida man was arrested after calling 911 requesting booze and ice cream. Seems he was just trying to follow Florida’s stay at home order. https://www.nbc-2.com/story/42063781/florida-man-arrested-after-asking-deputies-to-return-with-booze-and-ice-cream
- A Louisiana man set fire to his mother’s shed out of anger for not receiving his stimulus check. https://www.katc.com/news/covering-louisiana/avoyelles-man-allegedly-sets-fire-to-shed-out-of-anger-for-not-receiving-stimulus-check
- A Taco Bell employee was arrested for serving his prosthetic penis to a customer in a burrito. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/taco-bell-employee-arrested-for-serving-his-prosthetic-penis-in-a-customers-burrito/
- A woman in Miami mugged a convenience store using a bloody tampon infected with coronavirus. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/miami-woman-mugs-convenience-store-with-bloody-tampon-infected-with-coronavirus/

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TTB123: Bag Full of Drugs

On: February 24, 2020February 23, 2020 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 123 for Monday, February 24, 2020:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Robusta Nut Coconut Chocolate Porter from Petoskey Brewing. https://www.petoskeybrewing.com/ontap
- Robert had a Red Zeppelin IPA from Blue Mountain. https://bluemountainbrewery.com/beer/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll put a life size Donald Trump cutout at the foot of your bed while you’re asleep.
We found actual footage of elderly listener trying to give Rob gas money. https://twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1226905547523293188?s=21
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like finally getting your hands on a Popeye’s chicken sandwich only to find out someone replaced the chicken with dog shit.
- A trooper finds a bag of drugs labeled “BAG OF DRUGS” in someone’s car. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/02/04/trooper-finds-bag-labeled-bag-full-drugs/4661250002/
- This guy was pissed when he was told he couldn’t bring his emotional support Trump cutout to dialysis. https://foxbaltimore.com/news/nation-world/man-upset-that-he-cant-take-life-sized-cardboard-cutout-of-trump-to-dialysis
- A guy with “crime pays” tattooed across his forehead is in jail…again. https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-huge-forehead-tattoo-crime-pays-back-jail/story?id=69067514
- A California man assaulted a restaurant employee with a burrito. https://abc7news.com/5944112/
- A burglar snorted dried semen thinking it was cocaine and contracted herpes and syphilis. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/burglar-snorts-dried-sperm-thinking-it-was-cocaine-contracts-herpes-and-syphilis/

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TTB045: Robert Kilimowski

On: December 18, 2017January 5, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 45 for Monday, December 18, 2017:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob indulged himself with a Thirsty Trout Porter by Dark Horse Brewing Co. http://www.darkhorsebrewery.com/thirsty-trout-porter/
- Robert enjoyed a Bittersweet Nitro Stout by Left Hand Brewing Co. http://lefthandbrewing.com/beers/bittersweet-nitro/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’re taking the kids to the swimming pool (if the “kids” are turds and the “swimming pool” is the bottom of your driveway).
A new Arby’s sandwich has been spotted in Holland, MI. It’s called the Arbynator and it’s a heart attack inducing smorgasbord of beef, all of the sausages, cheese and curly fries, all smashed between a sesame seed bun.
- The Bobs discussed some of the other concoctions Arby’s has come up with and their contribution to the sandwich world.
It’s The Two Bob’s Christmas Movie Bracket! Let’s face it, Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without Holiday-related cinematic adventures (“movies”, for those who struggle with big words).
The Bobs dialed up one of TTB’s most beloved (and oldest) listeners. Luckily she was still awake after 9:00 and answered the phone.
CRAZY NEWS! Amazon delivery woman takes a shit on a customer’s front yard while making a delivery. Apparently your Prime membership now comes with free lawn fertilization. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/01/surveillance-video-shows-amazon-contractor-defecating-in-gutter.html

Have a question? Need advice? Have nothing better to do? Tweet it out with #AskTTB and we’ll talk about it on the show! You’re welcome.

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TTB026: Beer Helmet

On: July 10, 2017July 11, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 26 for Monday, July 10, 2017:

Usual opening mumblings, bitchings, etc.
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob downed a few Devil Dog Oatmeal Stouts by Roak Brewing Co. https://roakbrewing.com/core-beers/
- Robert enjoyed a couple Dirty Little Freaks by DuClaw Brewing Co. https://duclaw.com/beers/dirty-little-freak/
- Follow us on Untappd, the social network for craft beer enthusiasts, at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB
A few…interesting…voicemails this week!
- Elderly Listener put down her crossword puzzle for a bit and concocted a mashup of fake words from episode 24. She’s so clever.
- Scary Caller freaked us all out as he usually does. Bob K. and Rob Phil made sure their deadbolts were locked that night.
The community was especially vocal about our “gross shit that people do” segment from episode 25 and had a few of their own to share. Thanks, and you’re welcome!
The Bobs are still happy with their decision to start spraying the mud off of the driveway instead of wiping it with paper (think metaphorically, if you can. You probably don’t know what a metaphor is though.). Thanks again, BioBidet!
- Be sure to check out biobidet.com. Your ass will thank you!
TWO crazy news stories this week, because we care about what’s going on in the world.
- A newscaster gets puked on while reporting on a beer-chugging “Ironman” competition. It’s as disgusting and hilarious as it sounds. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/reporter-gets-puked-on-during-beer-ironman-gross_us_595cb2a5e4b05c37bb80c3fb
- What better way to clear a beehive in your garage than shooting fireworks at it? Unless, of course, you like your garage. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fireworks-bees-garage-fire_us_595cb3bfe4b02734df34c477

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