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TTB076: Bell Twinkle Troll

On: September 17, 2018September 16, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 75 for Monday, September 17, 2018:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a 30th Anniversary Cherry Stout Reserve by Bells. https://www.bellsbeer.com/beer/specialty/30th-anniversary-cherry-stout-reserve
- Robert had a Cherry Cordial Imperial Stout by Southern Tier. https://www.stbcbeer.com/beer/cherry-cordial/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or Robert will shut your power off. Take that, Bitch!
Alexa has been secretly listening to Rob for months and made his Christmas list for him.
CRAZY NEWS so delicious your fat, stupid ass will probably try to eat it!
- Redneck sissy does stupid shit and then cries for his mugshot. https://www.wkrg.com/news/baldwin-county/police-man-moons-attacks-woman-after-dispute-over-shopping-cart-at-spanish-fort-rouses/1352751818
- Why buy your drugs out of a car window when you can use a drive through? Oh, because it’s shady as fuck. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/31/florida-couple-built-drive-thru-window-at-mobile-home-to-sell-drugs-cops.html
- Florida Man gave his girlfriend a Wet Willy and got arrested for it. There IS Justice in the world! http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/09/01/florida-man-arrested-after-allegedly-gave-girlfriend-wet-willy-affidavit-says.html
- After Florida Man got out of prison he burned his house down baking cookies on his George Foreman grill. http://www.theledger.com/news/20180906/naked-florida-man-starts-house-fire-while-baking-cookies-on-george-foreman-grill-in-niceville
- A man breaks into a home, takes a shower, eats some steak and then leaves with some irrigation pipes he borrowed from the walls. We’re not sure why he was arrested (probably racist cops). https://magicvalley.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/police-man-broke-into-house-used-shower-ate-steak-left/article_4f700177-f7cd-58df-b02d-48a82b9f5fdb.html
- A Connecticut genius is hospitalized for lighting a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle. Darwin must have been taking a nap because he missed this one. https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Woman-Hospitalized-After-Lighting-Dynamite-Rather-Than-Candle-492679521.html

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TTB061: Big Bulbous Butt

On: April 23, 2018June 1, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs Podcast episode 61 for Monday, April 23, 2018:

Rob took a spill. Fortunately, he lived to tell about it.
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob made sweet, malty love to a KBS (2018) by Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/kbs/
- Robert enjoyed a Coconut Victory at Sea. https://www.ballastpoint.com/beer/victory-at-sea-with-toasted-coconut/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll force feed you burritos.
- See all the beers we’ve had on the show on our What Are We Drinking? page.
The Bobs left a voicemail for fellow podcaster Rambling Rob. Visit http://www.randomrobcast.com for more podcast goodness!
What’s the difference between fancy sauce and Heinz’s yet-to-be-released Maychup? Absolutely nothing. Mayochup comes premixed in a bottle though so lazyasses like Robert don’t break their backs manually mixing ketchup and mayo. https://www.foodbeast.com/news/heinz-mayochup-usa/
Never paid $30 to vomit? Here’s your chance! It turns out tarantula burgers are a real thing. http://www.wavy.com/news/strange/introducing-the-new-american-meat-ethically-sourced-tarantula-burgers/1122173072
The Bobs would love Chili’s new magical burger concoction. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/chilis-testing-new-five-meat-boss-burger
Rob filed his taxes early this year to beat anyone else filing a tax return in his name to the punch. Robert waited until the last minute. Why? Because doing your taxes sucks ass and apparently the Twitter community agrees. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/funny-tax-day-jokes-twitter-reactions-to-tax-day-2018
A double dose of CRAZY NEWS this week! No reason to feel special though; The Bobs always do at least two stories. Get off your fucking high horse.
- A Florida man steals a case of shitty beer from a dollar store even though he doesn’t drink it and gets caught. Who knew dollar stores even carry beer? https://wtfflorida.com/news/crime/florida-man-steals-beer-even-though-he-dont-drink-it/
- A perfectly healthy 450-pound man eats 21 burritos, has a heart attack, and sues Taco Bell for $4M. http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-who-suffered-heart-attack-after-eating-21-burritos-in-a-row-sues-taco-bell-for-4m/

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TTB055: Magical Liopleurodon

On: March 5, 2018March 19, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 55 for Monday, March 5, 2018:

It’s the weekend, work is hard, Robert’s power went out, blah, blah, blah… On to more important things!
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob downed a Vanilla “Beaver Ass” Porter by Gonzo’s Biggdogg Brewing. Don’t let the ridiculous name of the brewery deter you; the beer was delicious. http://gonzosbiggdoggbrewing.com/beer-type/vanilla-porter-ale-7-0/
- Robert took down one of the most solid classic porters around, a Bell’s Porter. https://www.bellsbeer.com/beer/year-round/bells-porter
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or that filthy whore Alexa will send killer robots to your house.
- See a list of all our previously enjoyed beers at http://www.thetwobobs.com/what-are-we-drinking/
The Bobs have a complicated relationship with their Echo devices, especially since Alexa refuses to recognize that TTB exists. Alexa is nothing but a dirty dime store hooker. Don’t tell her they said that.
What if you could eat certain awesome foods every day and not turn into the fat slob you already are? The Bobs discuss the top 20 foods on the list. Now you don’t have to lift a chubby sausage finger, which is probably covered in crumbs and grease anyway.https://www.ranker.com/list/foods-youd-eat-everyday-if-they-didnt-make-you-fat/elise?ref=browse_carousel&l=2&pos=2
A double dose of CRAZY NEWS! After your head is done exploding you may continue on…
- A California hipster (prolly) dipshit millennial is given a DUI for riding a horse down an expressway. Apparently California has a one-horsepower drunk driving limit. See what The Bobs did there? One-HORSEpower! Fuck you. https://www.ocregister.com/2018/02/24/o-c-man-rides-horse-on-a-long-beach-freeway-is-arrested-on-suspicion-of-dui/
- A German who served the Nazi party during WWII wakes up after 75 years to learn Hitler lost the war. Poor guy. http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/german-man-wakes-out-of-coma-after-75-years-to-learn-hitler-lost-wwii/

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