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TTB121: Potato The Crap

On: January 27, 2020January 28, 2020 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 121 for Monday, January 27, 2020:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob sucked down a Flying Buffalo Jamaican Rum and Vanilla Imperial Stout from Griffin Claw. https://griffinclawbrewingcompany.com
- Robert enjoyed a Hobo Imperial Stout with Vanilla Bean from Caboose Brewing Co. https://www.caboosebrewing.com/vanilla-bean-hobo-stout
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll release frozen iguanas into your home.
This angry bird doesn’t like his cage. https://imgur.com/gallery/yXm8bmL
- Pebbles on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXzXd8pSZ5dBEDoG9e_rmqg/videos
Chinese translation fails are funny. https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-chinese-translation-fails/
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that one time you sat on your hand for an hour then jerked off so it felt like someone else was doing it.
- Idiot bank robber forgot to cut holes in his pillow case mask. https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/blundering-bank-robber-forced-remove-pillowcase-disguise-after-forgetting-cut-eye-holes-1369093
- A serial parking lot pooper is brought to justice. https://www.metrowestdailynews.com/news/20200122/natick-police-arrest-parking-lot-pooper-suspect-is-accused-of-eight-incidents
- In case you were wondering, frozen iguanas sometimes thaw out and come back to life. Science. https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2018/01/08/guy-in-florida-loads-car-with-frozen-iguanas-they-warm-up-come-back-to-life-cause-car-accident/
- PSA: Don’t jerk off with banana peels. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10795074/doctors-stop-banana-peelings-pleasure-rashes-sores/
- A half-naked twerker is arrested and spits in officers’ faces. https://www.fox7austin.com/news/twerking-austin-woman-arrested-spits-in-officers-face
- This guy was arrested for operating a discount burial service out of his backyard. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-operating-fake-funeral-home-arrested-for-burying-167-corpses-in-his-backyard/

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TTB120: Pubic Swirl

On: January 20, 2020January 26, 2020 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 120 for Monday, January 20, 2020:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob sucked down a Cozy Blanket from Short’s. https://www.shortsbrewing.com/beers/cozyblanket/
- Robert enjoyed a Siren Noire from Heavy Seas. https://www.hsbeer.com/brews
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll put bull stimulant in your coffee.
We got a voicemail from a very special listener…in so many ways. It was poetic!
Cheesecake Factory is releasing ice cream made from actual cheesecake. We could feel our arteries constricting just talking about it. https://www.delish.com/food-news/a30515425/cheesecake-factory-ice-cream-line/
This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make you want to crawl back up into your mother’s uterus.
- Gwyneth Paltrow released a vagina-scented candle and it sold out. We’re assuming the buyers were all middle-aged men who thought the candles were actually made from Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina. https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/gwyneth-paltrows-goop-vagina-scented-candle
- This whackjob beat her boyfriend up for leaving her dog out in the rain. We wonder if he knows Finnigan… https://idahonews.com/news/local/oregon-woman-punches-boyfriend-in-the-face-twice-for-leaving-dog-in-the-rain
- Florida police responded after a neighbor reported hearing someone screaming “Let me out!” It was Gwyneth Paltrow trapped inside her vagina candle factory. Kidding! https://apnews.com/1ceb50398e70c70ecde9be56ef8a2d34
- A man south of the border was hospitalized after suffering a three-day erection for taking bull stimulants. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-suffers-three-day-erection-21271951
- Have you ever gotten your dick stuck in a metal pipe? Well, if you’ve been considering fucking one you should consider listening to this story. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7885173/Mans-penis-ROTS-gets-stuck-metal-pipe-five-days.html
- Have you ever gotten frostbite on your dick? Well, if you’ve been thinking about fucking a snowman you should consider listening to this story. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/minnesota-man-suffers-extreme-frostbite-to-genitals-after-drunken-sex-with-snowman-he-mistook-for-ex-wife/

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Best of TTB: Not So Secret Santa

On: December 23, 2019December 22, 2019 By: The Two Bobs

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The “Best Of” TTB for Monday, December 23, 2019:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob sucked down a Birch Bark Porter from Kickstand Brewing. https://www.kickstandbrewingco.com/menu/beer-on-tap/
- Robert enjoyed a Bourbon Barrel GBS from Hardywood. https://hardywood.com/beer/bourbon-barrel-gbs/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll tell your kids who really puts the presents under the Christmas tree.
It’s time for this year’s Not-So-Secret Santa!
The Bobs picked out some of the best CRAZY NEWS moments from the last year or so. Warning: It’s fucking long but fucking hilarious. Merry Christmas, Bitches!

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TTB118: Self-Love Sicko

On: December 9, 2019December 8, 2019 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 118 for Monday, December 9 or 10 (calendars are hard), 2019:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob sucked down a Northern Hawk Owl from Right Brain. https://www.rightbrainbrewery.com
- Robert enjoyed an Eagle Aye-P-A from Six Bears & A Goat. https://www.6bgbrewingco.com/on-tap
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll crash your midget sex party.
The latest fab diet, which does nothing to help you lose weight or live a healthier lifestyle, is definitely something we can get behind. https://people.com/food/taco-cleanse-we-tried-it/
This week’s CRAZY NEWS will be like that time you got blackout drunk, ate an entire large pizza, then spent the next day blowing up a Bob Evan’s restroom.
- Breaking into someone’s house is obviously acceptable behavior but stealing pizza ingredients should be punishable by death. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/12/03/why-stranger-pink-swiping-pizza-ingredients-my-house/4295683002/
- Woman provides discount orthodontics out of her home. Don’t worry, she’s not licensed but she has teeth herself (that counts for something, right?) and she does house calls. https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2019/12/03/botched-braces-dentists-concerned-about-womans-facebook-ad-for-at-home-orthodontics/
- An elderly couple is arrested for performing sexual acts on each other in public. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/elderly-encounter-281750
- A masturbating man punches his accuser after refusing to put his snake back in its cage. https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-masturbating-man-punches-accuser-say-cops-20191129-nfiyy6d5kbbrxabeayg7uqq64u-story.html
- A Canadian asshole (also known as “A Canadian”) is arrested for throwing buckets of shit on people. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/laurenstrapagiel/toronto-poop-bucket-attacks
- 71 are arrested after a sex party involving midgets, emus and a “fountain of sperm” is raided, proving that some things are just too good to be true. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/san-francisco-police-interrupts-sex-party-involving-midgets-emus-and-a-fountain-of-sperm-71-arrests/

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TTB117: Arm Farts

On: November 25, 2019November 24, 2019 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 117 for Monday, November 25, 2019:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob had an Even More Little Tiny Baby Jesus from EVILTWIN. http://www.eviltwin.dk
- Robert enjoyed a Mean Old Tom from Maine Beer Co. https://www.mainebeercompany.com/mean-old-tom
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll hide crack in your car and call the cops.
We talked about the worst Thanksgiving foods, according to some random web site. https://www.mandatory.com/living/1534289-ranked-worst-thanksgiving-foods
This week’s CRAZY NEWS will remind you of that one time you accidentally got a hooker with herpes but you were really wasted and horny so you just rolled with it.
- What better way to prove someone is dead than to carry the corpse around in a body bag? https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/women-turn-up-corpse-body-20922314
- Man is pulled over for drunk driving and tells the cops he’s been smoking crack since the 80’s. https://www.sebastiandaily.com/crime/sebastian-man-says-hes-been-smoking-crack-since-the-1980s-19760/
- Florida man robbed a bank and then instructed the teller to give him less money. https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-bank-teller-robbery-less-money
- A man is arrested for attacking his brother for not supporting him entering America’s Got Talent. Now his only talent is dropping the soap in the prison shower. https://www.wfmj.com/story/41335571/man-accused-of-attacking-brother-for-not-supporting-him-entering-americas-got-talent
- Florida man was arrested for hiding drugs in his belly button. https://nypost.com/2019/11/19/380-pound-florida-man-arrested-after-hiding-drugs-in-belly-button/
- A Tinder whore is facing a class action lawsuit after giving crabs to 139 different men. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-on-tinder-faces-class-action-lawsuit-after-she-gave-crabs-to-139-different-men/

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