cold – The Two Bobs Podcast

TTB164: Pizza Roll Pooper

On: September 27, 2021October 16, 2021 By: The Two Bobs

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 55:35 — 25.6MB)

The Two Bobs episode 164 for Monday, September 27, 2021:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Key Lime A La Mode from Ferndale Project. https://untappd.com/b/ferndale-project-key-lime-a-la-mode/4046933
- Robert had a Waiting Imperial Stout from Aslin. https://untappd.com/b/aslin-beer-company-waiting/4288447
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or don’t be surprised if you find a little surprise on your pizza rolls.
Kellie decorated for fall, while blasting the A/C when it was 50° outside. Turns out Melissa does that, too. We set the record straight so there would be no more mistakes.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like pineapple on pizza, terrible and should be illegal.
- This guy was caught shitting on a bag of pizza rolls. He didn’t get the memo that the shit comes AFTER you eat them and is supposed to go into the toilet. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/pizza-roll-pooper-moore-oklahoma_n_614388a6e4b0d808bf267db2
- A man with a diaper fetish hasn’t used a toilet in over five weeks. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/love-sex/man-diaper-fetish-hasnt-used-24989234
- A woman calls police to turn her boyfriend in for stealing a car…while they were riding in it together. https://fox17.com/news/local/girlfriend-calls-police-to-turn-in-boyfriend-for-reward-money-while-together-in-stolen-car
- A Mississippi man took a free car only to discover a dead body in the trunk. https://www.wlbt.com/2021/09/20/men-take-vehicle-with-free-car-sign-later-find-body-trunk/
- A UK homeowner found a spooky doll inside of a wall along with a note claiming she murdered the original owners. https://nypost.com/2021/09/20/uk-homeowner-finds-doll-with-chilling-message-inside-walluk-homeowner-finds-spooky-doll-with-chilling-message-inside-wall/
- A rabid prostitute was shot dead by police. An autopsy revealed a dozen chewed off penises in her stomach. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/detroit-rabid-prostitute-shot-dead-by-police-autopsy-reveals-12-chewed-off-penises-in-her-stomach/

Please share the show with your friends, and don’t forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!

Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627)

Join us on all the social things:

Follow us on Twitter
Like our Facebook Page
Check out our Instagram
Follow Rob on Untappd
Follow Robert on Untappd

The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

TTB045: Robert Kilimowski

On: December 18, 2017January 5, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:12:19 — 33.2MB)

The Two Bobs episode 45 for Monday, December 18, 2017:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob indulged himself with a Thirsty Trout Porter by Dark Horse Brewing Co. http://www.darkhorsebrewery.com/thirsty-trout-porter/
- Robert enjoyed a Bittersweet Nitro Stout by Left Hand Brewing Co. http://lefthandbrewing.com/beers/bittersweet-nitro/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’re taking the kids to the swimming pool (if the “kids” are turds and the “swimming pool” is the bottom of your driveway).
A new Arby’s sandwich has been spotted in Holland, MI. It’s called the Arbynator and it’s a heart attack inducing smorgasbord of beef, all of the sausages, cheese and curly fries, all smashed between a sesame seed bun.
- The Bobs discussed some of the other concoctions Arby’s has come up with and their contribution to the sandwich world.
It’s The Two Bob’s Christmas Movie Bracket! Let’s face it, Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without Holiday-related cinematic adventures (“movies”, for those who struggle with big words).
The Bobs dialed up one of TTB’s most beloved (and oldest) listeners. Luckily she was still awake after 9:00 and answered the phone.
CRAZY NEWS! Amazon delivery woman takes a shit on a customer’s front yard while making a delivery. Apparently your Prime membership now comes with free lawn fertilization. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/01/surveillance-video-shows-amazon-contractor-defecating-in-gutter.html

Have a question? Need advice? Have nothing better to do? Tweet it out with #AskTTB and we’ll talk about it on the show! You’re welcome.

Leave us a message at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627)

The Two Bobs have swag: http://www.thetwobobs.com/swag

Please share the show with your friends, and don’t forget to subscribe!

Thanks for listening!

The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. Part of the BS Podcast Network. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

TTB044: Crotch Nuggets

On: December 11, 2017January 5, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 55:47 — 25.9MB)

The Two Bobs episode 44 for Monday, December 11, 2017:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Bell’s Arabicadabra coffee milk stout. https://www.bellsbeer.com/beer/specialty/arabicadabra
- Robert guzzled down a Sierra Nevada Celebration IPA. https://sierranevada.com/beer/seasonal/celebration-ipa
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’re sending Nahshon to your house to lick your shoes.
The Bobs are still boycotting YouTube Kids. Good news! There are other childrens’ video apps with less violence and drugs.
- Here’s a good one called “Jellies”. Right now it’s only available on iOS, but Android users don’t have souls and probably don’t care what their children watch on the internet anyway. Check it out at http://jelliesapp.com/.
Robert shares a story about McNuggets being more important than safe driving, which leads The Bobs to their next topic: How to dip your nuggets in sauce, while you’re on the road, because sauce is THAT important. Luckily some genius came up with a solution: The DipClip! What a time to be alive! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/19375970/dipclip-a-cup-holder-for-your-sauce/description
Winter is coming! The Bobs share why they couldn’t possibly be any less pleased and discuss the absolute worst things about this wretched season. https://www.ranker.com/list/worst-things-about-winter/casey-cavanagh
CRAZY NEWS! You won’t believe this but this week’s crazy news story takes us to the mothership for all of the trashy people in the world: Walmart. Let’s just say it involves upskirt shoe licking and leave it at that. http://wric.com/2017/12/05/man-arrested-after-trying-to-lick-womans-shoes-at-walmart-warrants-say/

Have a question? Need advice? Have nothing better to do? Tweet it out with #AskTTB and we’ll talk about it on the show! You’re welcome.

Leave us a message at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627)

The Two Bobs have swag: http://www.thetwobobs.com/swag

Please share the show with your friends, and don’t forget to subscribe!

Thanks for listening!