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TTB166: Chicken Enthusiast

On: November 1, 2021November 1, 2021 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 166 for Monday, November 1, 2021:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a KBS Cinnamon Vanilla Cocoa from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/kbs-cinnamon-vanilla-cocoa/
- Robert had a Salted Caramel Porter from Anderson Valley. https://avbc.com/beer/salted-caramel-porter/
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll catfish you and start an OnlyFans page. Probably won’t make any money though because—let’s face it—nobody wants to see that.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is all fake. Just kidding, it’s all completely true. That’s a lie. Judge for yourself.
- A museum starts an OnlyFans account after getting banned from TikTok for nudity. https://www.vice.com/en/article/93b995/museum-starts-onlyfans-account-after-its-tiktok-is-banned-for-posting-nudes
- Another fast-food rage incident occurred, this time involving a “chicken enthusiast” at a Florida KFC.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/kfc-rage-arrest-629513
- TTB listener Scott called in. We laughed. We cried. But mostly we just talked about sours.
- A Kentucky woman stabbed her cousin after getting into an argument over a sex toy. https://www.lex18.com/news/crime/corbin-woman-allegedly-stabs-cousin-after-getting-into-an-argument-over-a-sex-toy
- Strawberry Pop Tarts may not contain enough strawberry to call itself strawberry. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1282442
- A hiker lost in the woods for 24 hours ignored calls from rescuers because he didn’t recognize the phone number. https://whdh.com/news/hiker-lost-on-mountain-for-24-hours-ignored-calls-from-rescuers-because-he-didnt-recognize-phone-number/
- Chinese authorities seized twelve tons of beaver penises being smuggled in from Canada. Great, now P.F. Chang’s won’t have any chicken. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/chinese-authorities-seize-12-tons-of-beaver-penises-smuggled-from-canada/

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TTB126: Don’t Be Dumb

On: March 30, 2020June 28, 2023 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 126 for Monday, March 30, 2020:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Sticky Toffee Pudding Ale from Eagle Brewery, formally known as Well’s. Again, we’ve already had this beer on the show before. We blame the pandemic. https://eaglebrewery.co.uk/beers/sticky-toffee-pudding/
- Robert had a CBS from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/cbs/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll replace your hand soap with cheese.
COVID-19 banter because we haven’t gotten enough of it lately.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make you wonder how society is going to make it through this pandemic. Here’s a hint: don’t do any of the things most of these dipshits have done.
- Woman discovers the bar soap she’s been using to wash her hands is actually a block of cheese. https://www.irishpost.com/news/woman-discovers-bar-soap-shes-washing-hands-days-block-cheese-181710
- This Instawhore thought it would be a good idea to lick a toilet seat to prove that she’s a complete fucking moron. Mission: Accomplished. https://www.businessinsider.sg/girl-films-herself-licking-plane-toilet-seat-coronavirus-challenge-video-2020-3
- Oregon police have asked the public to stop calling 911 when they’ve run out of toilet paper. https://www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-police-public-stop-calling-911-toilet-paper
- A Portland strip club closed due to coronavirus opened a curbside food delivery service called “Boober Eats”. https://www.inquisitr.com/5950409/portland-strip-club-boober-eats/
- A man is hospitalized for believing eating toilet paper would cure him from coronavirus. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-hospitalized-after-he-believed-eating-toilet-paper-could-cure-him-from-coronavirus/
- Chinese authorities have confirmed that patient zero had sex with bats. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/covid-19-chinese-health-authorities-confirm-patient-zero-had-sex-with-bats/