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TTB208: Nails Duly Reported

On: March 20, 2023March 19, 2023 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 208 for Monday, March 20, 2023:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Chocolate Éclair Rye Hipster Brunch Stout from Odd Side. https://untappd.com/b/odd-side-ales-chocolate-eclair-rye-hipster-brunch-stout/4604949
- Robert took down a Pigeon Scout Choconut Pastry Stout from Eavesdrop Brewery. https://untappd.com/b/eavesdrop-brewery-pigeon-scout-chococonut/5119369
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll train our roosters to attack you.
Rob’s technical woes continued. God damn it.
Performing any of the acts in this week’s CRAZY NEWS will land you in prison. If you’re in the New York area there’s a big dumb pumpkin with a red hat looking for a cellmate. Whatever you do, don’t drop the soap.
- If you’re ever at Taco Bell when they run out of Crunch Wrap Supremes you best leave. https://www.outkick.com/chaos-breaks-out-at-taco-bell-after-they-run-out-of-crunch-wrap-supremes/
- Roosters are taking over a Phoenix neighborhood. https://www.azfamily.com/2023/03/11/realtor-says-roosters-taking-over-phoenix-neighborhood-deterring-potential-buyers/
- Boneless wings aren’t made of chicken meat. This Richard just realized it and got all butthurt and now he’s suing Buffalo Wild Wings. He’s hoping to use the proceeds to move out of his parents’ basement. https://www.washingtonpost.com/food/2023/03/13/buffalo-wild-wings-boneless-lawsuit/
- A car crashed into a Houston coffee shop and almost killed some podcasters. Who records a podcast in a coffee shop? https://www.fox26houston.com/news/caught-on-camera-car-crashes-into-houston-coffee-shop-while-podcasters-were-filming
- Florida Man® had meth hidden in his butt. https://wdhafm.com/2023/02/10/florida-man-picks-a-really-bad-hiding-spot-for-his-meth/
- A man spends the day telling people their babies are ugly. https://dailynewsreported.com/togetherness/man-spends-the-day-telling-people-that-their-babies-are-ugly-while-standing-outside-of-walmart/

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TTB144: My Butt Just Farted

On: December 14, 2020December 20, 2020 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 144 for Monday, December 14, 2020:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Dragon’s Milk Solera from New Holland. https://dragonsmilk.com/dragons-milk-solera
- Robert slurped down a Campfire Amplifier from Dogfish Head. https://www.dogfish.com/brewery/beer/campfire-amplifier
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll have your name legally changed to My Butt Just Farted.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is just like Trump’s presidency, only it’ll still be relevant in a month.
- Woman being arrested tells police that her name was “My Butt Just Farted.” Either her parents are assholes or she was lying. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/fake-fart-name-286079
- They decorate homes a little different down in Tennessee. Most other states use less shit (pun intended). https://wreg.com/news/naked-stranger-feces-covered-walls-found-inside-tennessee-home/
- Keeping this ass and feces train going, here’s one about a guy putting poop in mailboxes. https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/local/beaches/atlantic-beach-man-arrested-for-reportedly-stalking-putting-feces-in-mailboxes/77-bd0f5f56-89b9-4d38-9ce4-8d953fa84907
- Prison smugglers do the darndest things, not excluding tossing chicken wings and weed over fences. Sorry, no feces in this story. https://www.wlbt.com/2020/12/08/smugglers-toss-chicken-wings-marijuana-over-fence-mississippi-prison/
- A legal battle ensued after an elderly woman bequeathed her fortune to ALF, the furry alien television character from the 80’s. Seems legit. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/legal-battle-expected-over-a-96-year-old-ladys-will-after-she-bequeaths-75m-to-sitcom-character-alf/

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TTB081: Human Spice Cookies

On: October 22, 2018October 25, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 80 for Monday, October 22, 2018:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Curmudgeon’s Better Half from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/latest-news/2018/new-beer-release-curmudgeons-better-half-2/
- Robert took down a Mad Rex Red Rye IPA. https://untappd.com/b/blueprint-brewing-co-mad-rex/2549207
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll force you to eat pizza every day for the next 30 years. Wait…that’s a good thing.
The idiot from Episode 78 that shoved his toddler into a claw machine got in trouble and lost his job. Probably for the best, especially since the middle school he worked at has vending machines and middle schoolers don’t fit as easily through the slots. https://www.eagletribune.com/news/merrimack_valley/andover-teacher-resigns-amid-nh-theft-child-endangerment-accusations/article_32347fae-b090-57bf-a186-8abeabf45bac.html
Buffalo Wild Wings has an awesome autumnal limited release wing sauce. Robert won’t try it though because he’s a sissy. https://www.bustle.com/p/buffalo-wild-wings-launched-a-bbq-pumpkin-sauce-flavor-for-a-limited-time-12270681
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is so insane it’ll make that one time you spanked it to your cousin’s yearbook photo seem rather normal.
- This guy has eaten pizza literally every day for the last 30 years and is still alive and well. Fuck you, science! https://www.app.com/story/life/food/2018/10/11/hackensack-nj-man-has-eaten-pizza-every-day-over-30-years/1603730002/
- A naked man swims with sharks at a Toronto aquarium and gets in trouble. Here we thought Canada was a lawless wasteland… https://www.680news.com/2018/10/15/naked-man-jumps-into-shark-tank-at-torontos-ripleys-aquarium/
- This genius ate a Tide Pod and then beat the shit out of the hospital trying to save his life. https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/15/man-ate-tide-pod-then-destroyed-7500-of-hospital-equipment-8040660/?
- Cookies stuffed with human remains are handed out at a high school in California. Human spice everything! http://www.newser.com/story/266025/cops-cookies-with-human-remains-possibly-doled-out-at-school.html
- A woman is arrested for trying out dozens of sex toys at a Walmart. This lady gets in trouble while people all over the world are trying on shoes—out in the open and in full view of families and virgins—prior to purchase? It’s a terrible double standard and it needs to stop. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-arrested-for-trying-out-dozens-of-sex-toys-in-the-middle-of-a-walmart-store/

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