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TTB201: World Wind Relationship

On: January 9, 2023January 8, 2023 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 201 for Monday, January 9, 2023:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist Chocolate Mint from Epic. https://www.epicbrewing.com/chocolate-mint
- Robert took down a Sweet Repute from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/sweet-repute/
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll put ketchup on your steak.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS still hasn’t voted for Speaker of the House.
- A pair of genius burglars needed help moving large items so they called 911 to ask for help. https://www.fox13news.com/news/polk-suspects-called-911-to-ask-deputies-for-help-moving-items-from-home-they-were-burglarizing-officials-say
- A software engineer was charged with a corporate theft scheme inspired by Office Space. https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/former-zulily-software-engineer-charged-theft-scheme-inspired-by-office-space-movie/IER4X6S6NJB45M5KU67R7M456U/
- Florida Man® was charged with driving over four times the legal blood alcohol limit.https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/im-f-up-florida-driver-accused-of-driving-drunk-nearly-4-times-over-legal-limit/
- Yet another McDonald’s customer lost her shit. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11584361/A-woman-caught-camera-angry-rampage-Adelaide-McDonalds-arrested.html
- This guy was granted an emergency annulment after discovering his wife puts ketchup on her steak. https://dailynewsreported.com/humanities/man-granted-emergency-annulment-divorce-after-he-discovers-his-new-wife-uses-ketchup-on-steak/

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TTB188: Real Life “Up”!

On: August 1, 2022August 1, 2022 By: The Two Bobs

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:18 — 24.9MB)

The Two Bobs episode 188 for Monday, August 1, 2022:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Smooth Collider from Boulevard Brewing. https://www.boulevard.com/beerinfo/smooth-collider/
- Robert took down a Slushy XXL Superman Triple Scoop from 450 North Brewing. https://untappd.com/b/450-north-brewing-company-slushy-xxxl-superman-triple-scoop/4870195
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll smuggle you onto a Space Force rocket and hit the launch button.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like visiting Michigan and not eating almond boneless chicken and puffy tacos. Why are you even here?
- This very special hero drove a stolen truck to Space Force to warn them that aliens are coming. https://www.military.com/daily-news/2022/07/25/florida-man-accused-of-driving-space-force-base-stolen-truck-warn-of-aliens.html
- A strip club was reborn into a Christian school. Hopefully they kept the stripper poles, as Jesus would have wanted. https://www.tmj4.com/news/local-news/former-strip-club-transformed-into-christian-school-in-ozaukee-county
- After eating a ham sandwich, a man hasn’t stopped farting for five years. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-who-hasnt-stopped-farting-27556904?int_source=nba
- A burglar who burgled had to return to the scene of the burglary because he forgot his keys while burgling. https://www.foxnews.com/us/california-burglar-returns-crime-scene-mistakenly-leaving-keys-behind-report-says
- Florida Woman was arrested outside of a Publix after waving a pitchfork and a whip because nobody was buying her teddy bears. Not surprisingly, this is one of the tamest news stories out of Florida this week. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/07/20/woman-with-pitchfork-whip-tries-to-sell-teddy-bears-at-lake-county-publix-florida-highway-patrol-says/
- A woman fell to her death when her ex-husband attached birthday balloons to her chair. It’s a real-life “Up”, only instead of finding a talking dog, she splattered her person all over the ground. https://dailynewsreported.com/love-conquers/woman-falls-to-death-when-ex-husband-attaches-balloons-to-her-chair-at-their-grandsons-1st-birthday/

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TTB150: Pitchfork Home Invasion

On: February 15, 2021February 14, 2021 By: The Two Bobs

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 57:59 — 26.7MB)

The Two Bobs episode 150 for Monday, February 15, 2021:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Peanut Butter Poet from New Holland. https://www.newhollandbrew.com/news-item/january-releases-preorder/
- Robert slurped down an Elbow Patches from Virginia Beer Co. https://www.virginiabeerco.com/yearround/elbowpatches
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll replace your hair products with super glue.
THREE EPISODES IN A ROW! Holy shit!
Rob doesn’t know how to communicate with women. Or apparently his dermatologist.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is worse than shorting GameStop at the end of January.
- “A burglar with a pitchfork walks into a house” isn’t just the start of bad joke. https://www.insidenova.com/headlines/partially-clothed-burglar-armed-with-pitchfork-breaks-into-stafford-home/article_ef38bd2a-6967-11eb-bdf7-1713fdacad0f.html
- “You can fix anything with super glue” shouldn’t be taken literally. https://www.popularmechanics.com/home/a28172758/how-to-remove-super-glue/
- “I’m making a guitar out of my dead uncle” is a true sign that you’re talking to a serial killer. https://www.folkspaper.com/topic/florida-man-turns-dead-uncles-skeleton-into-a-playable-guitar-says-his-uncle-would-be-smiling-up-from-hell-5685492689403904.html
- “Is that a corpse or a snowman?” is something you never want to hear from a law enforcement officer. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9249487/Dutch-cops-investigating-murder-discover-victim-SNOWMAN.html
- “I hope you like huge asses” is something you never want to hear from the surgeon who just gave your wife a boob job. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-wakes-up-boob-job-23473615
- “I prefer frosted urinal cakes” is a great indication that your janitor is broken. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/binge-eater-hospitalized-after-gobbling-up-more-than-30-lbs-of-urinal-deodorizers/

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TTB113: Truck Stop Petting Zoo

On: October 14, 2019October 15, 2019 By: The Two Bobs

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 59:40 — 27.4MB)

The Two Bobs episode 113 for Monday, October 14, 2019:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob had a Foster the Banana from Odd Side Ales. https://www.oddsideales.com/our-beers.html
- Robert sucked down a Hansel and Kettle Imperial Oktoberfest from Three Notch’d. https://threenotchdbrewing.com
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll host a cat orgy in your bedroom.
Kids say the darnedest things. Here’s some of the funniest kids quiz answers the internet could provide. https://www.ranker.com/list/funny-kids-test-answers/robert-wabash
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is way more real than a Trump impeachment.
- This chick straight-up tits-out flipped a stolen mail truck. https://www.koin.com/news/crashes/stolen-us-mail-truck-hits-trimet-bus-flips/
- This future trophy wife bit a truck stop petting zoo camel’s testicles. https://www.foxnews.com/us/camels-testicles-woman-louisiana-truck-stop-zoo-authorities
- A homeowner found a naked man drinking milk in his kitchen. https://www.klfy.com/weird-news/homeowner-finds-naked-man-singing-in-kitchen-drinking-milk/
- A randy cat needed a glucose drip after banging five females (cats, not people) in one night. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/randy-cat-needed-glucose-drip-20465672
- An Alabama woman was arrested for calling the local sheriffs office to have her meth quality tested. https://www.wtap.com/content/news/Alabama-woman-calls-sheriffs-office-to-test-her-meth-deputies-say-562160691.html
- If it looks like a duck, it’s probably a woman with an 8-inch clitoris. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/nigerian-court-determines-woman/

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TTB084: Penguin Genitals

On: November 12, 2018November 11, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:06 — 24.9MB)

The Two Bobs episode 84 for Monday, November 12, 2018:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Potter’s Porter from Blackrocks. https://www.blackrocksbrewery.com/potters-porter/
- Robert failed to properly check our previous beers and drank one Rob already had on the show, a Special Double Cream Stout from Bell’s. https://www.bellsbeer.com/beer/specialty/special-double-cream-stout
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB. Seriously, stop procrastinating.
Oscar Mayer officially declares hot dogs are sandwiches. They’ve effectively lost all credibility in Rob’s eyes. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/oscar-mayer-says-hot-dogs-are-sandwiches-complaints-hotline
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is so sexy Trump tried to grab its pussy.
- Florida man done fashioned himself a redneck boat trailer hitch. https://www.orlandosentinel.com/opinion/audience/david-whitley/os-ae-florida-man-hitch-david-whitley-1029-story.html
- It turns out boa constrictors are not tax-deductible. We blame Trump’s tax plan. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/11/02/Live-boa-constrictor-found-in-bin-of-Goodwill-donations/9481541184925/?sl=2
- A half-naked woman falls through the ceiling of a Cook Out…twice. https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Bare-buns-Half-naked-woman-falls-through-Cook-13353867.php
- Florida man broke into a home and decided to brew some coffee and smoke a cigarette. https://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/florida-man-brews-pot-of-coffee-smokes-cigarette-during-burglary-deputies-say
- An emotional support dog brought a whole new meaning to “business class” aboard a Delta plane. https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/06/delta-passenger-blasts-airline-after-he-sits-in-dog-poop-on-plane.html
- Florida man stripped his clothes off (shocker), jumped into a crocodile pool, got bit, then climbed out and jumped back in again. Only in Florida. https://breaking911.com/florida-man-strips-down-to-his-underwear-crocs-jumps-into-crocodile-pool-gets-bitten-climbs-out-and-jumps-in-again/
- A SeaWorld employee was arrested for smuggling penguin penises to China. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/seaworld-employee-arrested-for-smuggling-penguin-penises-to-china/

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