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TTB163: Toll Booth Willie

On: September 20, 2021September 19, 2021 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 163 for Monday, September 20, 2021:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Deep Depths Berry S’more from Homes. https://www.homesbrewery.com/
- Robert had a Velvet Rush from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/velvet-rush/
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll hide pig nipples in your McDonald’s food.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like an old shoe: It’s gross but you have to smell it if someone asks you to.
- A woman steals a fire truck and blames it on potion. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/elixir-of-life-arrest-710843
- All mammals have nipples but that doesn’t mean we want them in our fast food. Maybe you do though, you sick fucker. https://nypost.com/2021/09/11/mcdonalds-customer-vows-to-go-vegan-after-finding-pig-nipple/
- A getaway car takes off without one shoplifting suspect. https://fox2now.com/news/getaway-car-takes-off-without-shoplifting-suspect-in-edwardsville-viral-video/
- A man is tased for twerking…during a traffic stop…in the middle of a highway. Alright, maybe that’s fair. https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2021/09/09/florida-man-tased-for-twerking-during-rainy-traffic-stop
- Florida man was arrested for exposing himself at seven separate tollbooths.https://www.tampafp.com/toll-booth-willy-florida-man-arrested-after-showing-it-all-at-seven-toll-booths/
- A drug dealer was busted after calling 911 to report 150 pounds of cocaine were stolen. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/drug-dealer-busted-after-calling-911-to-report-150-lbs-of-cocaine-stolen/

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TTB110: T-Rex of Honor

On: September 9, 2019September 22, 2019 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 110 for Monday, September 9, 2019:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob had an Ola Dubh 18 Year Special Reserve from Harviestoun. https://untappd.com/b/harviestoun-brewery-ola-dubh-18-year-special-reserve/13868
- Robert sucked down an Imperial Milk Stout from Ardent. https://untappd.com/b/ardent-craft-ales-imperial-milk-stout/1861131
- Follow us on Untappd or Popeye’s will stop making chicken sandwiches.
Fake smiling at work increases drinking habits. https://abcnews4.com/news/offbeat/new-study-suggests-fake-smiling-at-work-increases-drinking-habits
This week’s CRAZY NEWS was all written using a Sharpie, so it must be true!
- An angry Popeye’s customer pulls a gun over their elusive chicken sandwich. https://abc13.com/angry-customers-pull-gun-over-popeyes-chicken-sandwiches/5510088/
- Made of honor is told she could “wear anything,” presenting the perfect opportunity to dust off the T-Rex costume she bought that one crazy night in college. Don’t worry, she disinfected it before the wedding. https://nypost.com/2019/09/03/maid-of-honor-wears-t-rex-costume-after-being-told-she-could-wear-anything/
- Florida man broke into a home to make himself breakfast (perfectly normal in Florida) and tells the homeowner to “go back to sleep.” https://www.huffpost.com/entry/gavin-crim-arrested-florida_n_5d7193cce4b0fd4168e7dc55
- A man broke into a Subway and made himself a sandwich…and that’s about all that happened here!https://dcist.com/story/19/09/05/man-breaks-into-d-c-subway-in-the-middle-of-the-night-makes-himself-a-sandwich/
- One family’s EasyJet flight was delayed, until Dad decided to pilot the flight himself. https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/familys-easyjet-holiday-flight-delayed-16867995
- Lottery winner bought his former workplace and forced his former boss to wear a mascot costume. If that’s not on your bucket list it should be. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/lottery-winner-buys-his-former-workplace-and-forces-his-former-boss-to-wear-mascot-costume/

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TTB053: Liquid Fecal Excrement

On: February 19, 2018March 19, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 53 for Monday, February 19, 2018:

Rob predrank tonight so it should be an interesting episode.
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed an Imperial Doughnut Break from Eviltwin Brewing. http://eviltwin.dk/Imperial-Doughnut-Break
- Robert suckled the teet of an Old Dominion Imperial Stout from 2 Silos Brewing. http://2silosbrewing.com/our-beers/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we can’t help you if you’re randomly attacked by a gang of squirrels.
The Bobs received a nice iTunes review from Tim Hillesheim from “USA”, reminding them how awesome they are at podcasting.
Rob’s dream has come true. Pizza has officially been deemed a healthier breakfast food than cereal by a real diet professional type of person. http://www.chicagotribune.com/dining/sns-dailymeal-1868354-healthy-eating-pizza-healthier-breakfast-cereal-20180126-story.html
We all know that shitting and smartphone use go hand-in-hand. Apparently it’s unhealthy but The Bobs don’t care because science isn’t the boss of them. Besides, they balance everything out with large amounts of healthy pizza. https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/smartphone-toilet-health-risks
Grab your nuts because The Bobs are bringing you a DOUBLE DOSE of CRAZY NEWS this week!
- Don’t use airline in-flight blankets unless you’re Japanese…I mean…you love feces. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nicole-byer-in-flight-blanket-story-conan_us_5a7ab777e4b07af4e81f35ca
- A Perfect 10 model candidate in Detroit trains squirrels to attack her ex-boyfriend. This is obviously legitimate news and The Bobs are shocked that this isn’t being more widely covered. http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-arrested-for-training-squirrels-to-attack-her-ex-boyfriend/

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