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TTB071: The Big Pink

On: July 30, 2018August 1, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 71 for Monday, July 30, 2018:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob made a much better drink choice this week and enjoyed a Morning Nightcap from Arcadia Ales.http://arcadiaales.com/beer/morning-nightcap/
- Robert enjoyed a Wells Sticky Toffee Pudding from Charles Wells. https://stkillian.com/beers/charles-wells/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or you’ll be stabbed by an armless man.
Amazon is selling a shower curtain liner for device-addicted millennials. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B075HG56QH/
A fuck ton of CRAZY NEWS this week because we can! Suck it.
- A homeless man with no arms from—you guessed it—Florida stabbed a tourist. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/07/11/homeless-man-no-arms-stabbed-tourist-florida-police-say/777235002/
- A “model” with a 6-foot butt adds more booty to achieve the world’s biggest ass. Sir Mix-A-Lot couldn’t be happier. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/718011/Natasha-Crown-model-six-foot-wide-bum-world-s-biggest-backside-video
- A man at Planet Fitness takes the term “judgment free zone” way too seriously and is arrested for working out naked. Hopefully they sanitized the equipment afterward. https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/2018/07/23/police-mass-man-arrested-for-working-out-naked-at-planet-fitness-thought-it-was-judgement-free-zone.
- A cat is elected mayor of a town in Northern Michigan. Rob takes no ownership whatsoever of anything that happens up there. https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2018/07/25/michigan-omena-village-cat-mayor/832131002/
- An idiot teenager has her gallbladder removed and blames it on large amounts of Hot Cheetos and Takis. https://mashable.com/2018/07/24/teen-eats-too-many-takis-and-hot-cheetos/
- An Indiana woman is arrested for stealing 165 of her neighbors’ plants and lawn ornaments. Prosecutors are seeking the death penalty. http://wsbt.com/news/local/charges-filed-against-woman-accused-of-stealing-165-plants-lawn-ornaments-from-area-homes

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TTB065: Shaking The Swine

On: May 28, 2018June 1, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:04:56 — 29.9MB)

The Two Bobs Podcast episode 65 for Monday, May 28, 2018:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Barista by Wolverine State Brewing Co. https://www.wolverinebeer.com/barista/
- Robert took down a Marvolo Chocolate Imperial Stout by Commonwealth Brewing Co. https://www.commonwealthbrewingompany.com/beers/marvolo
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll drag your house to the forest from Deliverance while you’re sleeping in it.
- See all the beers we’ve had on the show on our What Are We Drinking? page.
Rob is probably going to get banned from Amazon. https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/talkingtech/2018/05/23/amazon-bans-customers-who-return-too-many-orders/636089002/
Echo devices sometimes record conversations and email them to your friends. The good news is you’re lame AF so nobody would care to listen. https://qz.com/1288743/amazon-alexa-echo-spying-on-users-raises-a-data-privacy-problem/
GTFO, you Millenial! https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2018/05/22/a-30-year-old-demanded-six-month-notice-for-eviction-from-his-parents-house-a-judge-called-that-outrageous/
Check out our buddies at Hey Down In Front! You probably won’t regret it. If you do end up regretting it take it up with them because The Bobs don’t want to hear your bitching. https://heydowninfrontpodcast.podbean.com
CRAZY NEWS so crazy you’ll shit yourself! Ironically none of this week’s stories involve poop.
- A man calls the police after being followed home by a pig. So. Many. Puns. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/elyria-ohio-man-calls-police-after-pig-follows-him-home-2018-05-20/
- It turns out that stealing a 20-foot shed by literally dragging it behind a pickup truck is a bad idea though it didn’t stop these dipshits from trying! https://www.pressherald.com/2018/05/22/three-men-dragging-stolen-shed-behind-pickup-truck-dont-get-far/

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TTB045: Robert Kilimowski

On: December 18, 2017January 5, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 45 for Monday, December 18, 2017:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob indulged himself with a Thirsty Trout Porter by Dark Horse Brewing Co. http://www.darkhorsebrewery.com/thirsty-trout-porter/
- Robert enjoyed a Bittersweet Nitro Stout by Left Hand Brewing Co. http://lefthandbrewing.com/beers/bittersweet-nitro/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’re taking the kids to the swimming pool (if the “kids” are turds and the “swimming pool” is the bottom of your driveway).
A new Arby’s sandwich has been spotted in Holland, MI. It’s called the Arbynator and it’s a heart attack inducing smorgasbord of beef, all of the sausages, cheese and curly fries, all smashed between a sesame seed bun.
- The Bobs discussed some of the other concoctions Arby’s has come up with and their contribution to the sandwich world.
It’s The Two Bob’s Christmas Movie Bracket! Let’s face it, Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without Holiday-related cinematic adventures (“movies”, for those who struggle with big words).
The Bobs dialed up one of TTB’s most beloved (and oldest) listeners. Luckily she was still awake after 9:00 and answered the phone.
CRAZY NEWS! Amazon delivery woman takes a shit on a customer’s front yard while making a delivery. Apparently your Prime membership now comes with free lawn fertilization. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/01/surveillance-video-shows-amazon-contractor-defecating-in-gutter.html

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TTB030: Four-Legged Undies

On: August 14, 2017August 20, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 58:56 — 27.2MB)

The Two Bobs episode 30 for Monday, August 14, 2017:

Rob found Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups coffee creamer, proving that miracles DO happen. https://www.today.com/food/reese-s-peanut-butter-cups-coffee-creamer-t114773
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Sumatra Mountain Brown by Founders Brewing Co. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/sumatra-mountain-brown/
- Robert nursed a Starr Hill Resinate Imperial Red IPA. http://starrhill.com/brews/resinate/
- If you don’t follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB we can’t be friends anymore.
Scary Caller is on vacation. Don’t blame us; we didn’t authorize it.
Walmart apparently is in hot water for yet another misguided marketing ploy. http://money.cnn.com/2017/08/09/news/companies/walmart-guns-back-to-school/index.html
- “Fat girl costumes” in 2014 http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/28/living/walmart-costume-controversy/index.html
Walmart isn’t the only one not paying attention! The Two Bobs discuss other design fails: http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-crappy-design-fails/
Crazy news! Amazon sells two-person undies. Stop what you’re doing and buy a pair (and send The Bobs photos). http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/two-person-undies-reviews_us_5988cea7e4b0d79373893fca

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