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TTB068: Would You Wather?

On: July 9, 2018July 8, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 68 for Monday, July 9, 2018:

The Bobs took another unexpected week off. You’ll get over it.
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Blueberry Cobbler Ale by Atwater Brewing. https://www.atwaterbeer.com/beer-type/berry-cobbler-ale/#
- Robert indulged in a Hardywood Peach Tripel. https://hardywood.com/beers/hardywood-peach-tripel/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or you’ll be forced to listen to Barry Manilow for the rest of eternity.
The Bobs followed up on their previous discussion about email signatures. https://twitter.com/TwoBobsPodcast/status/1010637262609108992
Imagine a restaurant with terrible waitstaff only you don’t have to feel like an asshole by not leaving a tip. Enter, self-service restaurants! https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/25/dining/san-francisco-restaurants-service.html
The Bobs answer some “would you rather…” questions. Get ready to dive further into the TTB rabbit hole. https://conversationstartersworld.com/would-you-rather-questions/
CRAZY NEWS and whatnot!
- Rite Aid is using Barry Manilow to deter vagrants (the music, not the actual person, although both are equally effective). Their retirement-age, gambling-addicted female customer base has skyrocketed though. https://nypost.com/2018/06/28/rite-aids-are-blasting-barry-manilow-tunes-to-deter-vagrants/
- Life hack: Ask the police to run a quality assurance test on your meth purchase, then live rent free for a few years. Just don’t drop the soap. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/douglas-peter-kelly-meth-test-florida_us_5b242d80e4b0783ae1294cf2
- A bitter idiotic Cavaliers fan sets himself on fire burning a LeBron jersey. https://brobible.com/sports/article/cavaliers-fan-burning-lebron-jersey-disaster/
- A guy contracts syphilis licking a stripper pole. This is exactly why Robert always travels with Clorox wipes. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-sues-strip-club-where-he-contracted-syphilis-after-licking-dance-pole/

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TTB065: Shaking The Swine

On: May 28, 2018June 1, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs Podcast episode 65 for Monday, May 28, 2018:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Barista by Wolverine State Brewing Co. https://www.wolverinebeer.com/barista/
- Robert took down a Marvolo Chocolate Imperial Stout by Commonwealth Brewing Co. https://www.commonwealthbrewingompany.com/beers/marvolo
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll drag your house to the forest from Deliverance while you’re sleeping in it.
- See all the beers we’ve had on the show on our What Are We Drinking? page.
Rob is probably going to get banned from Amazon. https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/talkingtech/2018/05/23/amazon-bans-customers-who-return-too-many-orders/636089002/
Echo devices sometimes record conversations and email them to your friends. The good news is you’re lame AF so nobody would care to listen. https://qz.com/1288743/amazon-alexa-echo-spying-on-users-raises-a-data-privacy-problem/
GTFO, you Millenial! https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2018/05/22/a-30-year-old-demanded-six-month-notice-for-eviction-from-his-parents-house-a-judge-called-that-outrageous/
Check out our buddies at Hey Down In Front! You probably won’t regret it. If you do end up regretting it take it up with them because The Bobs don’t want to hear your bitching. https://heydowninfrontpodcast.podbean.com
CRAZY NEWS so crazy you’ll shit yourself! Ironically none of this week’s stories involve poop.
- A man calls the police after being followed home by a pig. So. Many. Puns. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/elyria-ohio-man-calls-police-after-pig-follows-him-home-2018-05-20/
- It turns out that stealing a 20-foot shed by literally dragging it behind a pickup truck is a bad idea though it didn’t stop these dipshits from trying! https://www.pressherald.com/2018/05/22/three-men-dragging-stolen-shed-behind-pickup-truck-dont-get-far/

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TTB063: STFU Alexa

On: May 7, 2018June 1, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs Podcast episode 63 for Monday, May 7, 2018:

The Bobs are taking a week off so there won’t be an episode next week. You’ll survive. Just pray in front of your TTB shrine to get yourself through this difficult time.
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob found another gem and enjoyed a Backwoods Bastard by Founders Brewing. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/backwoods-bastard/
- Robert Hoovered down a Peanut Butter Victory at Sea by Ballast Point. https://www.ballastpoint.com/beers/limited/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll force feed you dog food cupcakes…with sprinkles.
- See all the beers we’ve had on the show on our What Are We Drinking? page.
The Bobs asked the Twitter folk whether the peanut butter or the jelly comes first. According to Rob, who is adamant that the jelly comes first, 86% of respondents are stupid and lack common sense.
- Here’s the Twitter poll: https://twitter.com/TwoBobsPodcast/status/991472490345099264
- And Rob’s attempt at being funny. But he used grape jelly, which goes against everything Robert stands for. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeZJP3F6Ae4
Olive Garden has a pizza bowl. It looks just as disgusting and overpriced as the rest of its fauxtalian menu. https://www.foodbeast.com/shows/News-Bites/New-Olive-Garden-Meatball-Pizza-Bowl-or-News-Bites/
A news columnist judges men based on how they talk to Alexa. She’s probably single. https://slate.com/technology/2018/04/i-judge-men-based-on-how-they-talk-to-the-amazon-echos-alexa.html
Two CRAZY NEWS stories this week, as if it’s anything special. The Bobs continue to spoil their listeners!
- A champion glutton eats 125 cupcakes—with sprinkles—because that’s what idiots do sometimes. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/matt-stonie-cupcakes_us_5ae88870e4b04aa23f273db7
- A Colorado man breaks into a pet store and eats 10 pounds of dog food. He’s such a good boy! Yes he is! http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-on-drugs-breaks-into-a-pet-shop-and-eats-10-lbs-of-dog-food/

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TTB061: Big Bulbous Butt

On: April 23, 2018June 1, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs Podcast episode 61 for Monday, April 23, 2018:

Rob took a spill. Fortunately, he lived to tell about it.
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob made sweet, malty love to a KBS (2018) by Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/kbs/
- Robert enjoyed a Coconut Victory at Sea. https://www.ballastpoint.com/beer/victory-at-sea-with-toasted-coconut/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll force feed you burritos.
- See all the beers we’ve had on the show on our What Are We Drinking? page.
The Bobs left a voicemail for fellow podcaster Rambling Rob. Visit http://www.randomrobcast.com for more podcast goodness!
What’s the difference between fancy sauce and Heinz’s yet-to-be-released Maychup? Absolutely nothing. Mayochup comes premixed in a bottle though so lazyasses like Robert don’t break their backs manually mixing ketchup and mayo. https://www.foodbeast.com/news/heinz-mayochup-usa/
Never paid $30 to vomit? Here’s your chance! It turns out tarantula burgers are a real thing. http://www.wavy.com/news/strange/introducing-the-new-american-meat-ethically-sourced-tarantula-burgers/1122173072
The Bobs would love Chili’s new magical burger concoction. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/chilis-testing-new-five-meat-boss-burger
Rob filed his taxes early this year to beat anyone else filing a tax return in his name to the punch. Robert waited until the last minute. Why? Because doing your taxes sucks ass and apparently the Twitter community agrees. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/funny-tax-day-jokes-twitter-reactions-to-tax-day-2018
A double dose of CRAZY NEWS this week! No reason to feel special though; The Bobs always do at least two stories. Get off your fucking high horse.
- A Florida man steals a case of shitty beer from a dollar store even though he doesn’t drink it and gets caught. Who knew dollar stores even carry beer? https://wtfflorida.com/news/crime/florida-man-steals-beer-even-though-he-dont-drink-it/
- A perfectly healthy 450-pound man eats 21 burritos, has a heart attack, and sues Taco Bell for $4M. http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-who-suffered-heart-attack-after-eating-21-burritos-in-a-row-sues-taco-bell-for-4m/

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TTB059: Kellie Makes Burnt Brownies

On: April 9, 2018April 9, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 59 for Monday, April 9, 2018:

Usual garbled mess of a show start. Otherwise it just wouldn’t be an episode of TTB!
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Milkshake Stout by Rochester Mills. http://m.beercos.com/year-round-beers.php
  - It paired nicely with an Oreo Cookie brownie that Kellie made. Contrary to anything that Robert said it was NOT burnt. Robert is just stupid and doesn’t know any better.
- Robert slurped down a Thick Mint Stout by Southern Tier. http://www.stbcbeer.com/beer/thick-mint/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or you’re uninvited to the next lesbian wedding at your local Walmart.
The Bobs finally bested that worthless skank Alexa. TTB is now playing on your Echo device so gather your family around and listen!
The Bobs discuss the similarities and differences between raising kids and puppies. Hint: One shits on the floor a lot more.
Science has finally proven what we all already knew: Consuming large amounts of pasta leads to weight loss. The Bobs immediately started diets consisting of only pasta, coffee and beer. http://www.newsweek.com/pasta-weight-loss-869178
TWO doses of CRAZY NEWS because it’s been a busy week in the world. It has nothing to do with you so get over yourself.
- Kirkland makes lots of things from batteries to chicken tenders to pants to laundry soap. Few people know that Kirkland also makes beer. Why is that? Because it sucks ass. This guy in California—who is admittedly inebriated—loves Costco’s in-house Kirkland Light beer so much that he decided to film commercial for it. This is hard-hitting shit, folks. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/randy-colpek-costco-beer_us_5ac529b7e4b09ef3b2431f59
- Our friends over at World News Daily Report brought us a riveting story of a morgue employee who was mistakenly cremated while napping on the job. How this didn’t make national headlines is crazy. The Bobs smell a coverup involving Facebook, Russians and that pornstar Trump slept with. http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/morgue-employee-cremated-by-mistake-while-taking-a-nap/

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