The Two Bobs Podcast

TTB044: Crotch Nuggets

On: December 11, 2017January 5, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 44 for Monday, December 11, 2017:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Bell’s Arabicadabra coffee milk stout. https://www.bellsbeer.com/beer/specialty/arabicadabra
- Robert guzzled down a Sierra Nevada Celebration IPA. https://sierranevada.com/beer/seasonal/celebration-ipa
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’re sending Nahshon to your house to lick your shoes.
The Bobs are still boycotting YouTube Kids. Good news! There are other childrens’ video apps with less violence and drugs.
- Here’s a good one called “Jellies”. Right now it’s only available on iOS, but Android users don’t have souls and probably don’t care what their children watch on the internet anyway. Check it out at http://jelliesapp.com/.
Robert shares a story about McNuggets being more important than safe driving, which leads The Bobs to their next topic: How to dip your nuggets in sauce, while you’re on the road, because sauce is THAT important. Luckily some genius came up with a solution: The DipClip! What a time to be alive! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/19375970/dipclip-a-cup-holder-for-your-sauce/description
Winter is coming! The Bobs share why they couldn’t possibly be any less pleased and discuss the absolute worst things about this wretched season. https://www.ranker.com/list/worst-things-about-winter/casey-cavanagh
CRAZY NEWS! You won’t believe this but this week’s crazy news story takes us to the mothership for all of the trashy people in the world: Walmart. Let’s just say it involves upskirt shoe licking and leave it at that. http://wric.com/2017/12/05/man-arrested-after-trying-to-lick-womans-shoes-at-walmart-warrants-say/

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TTB043: Ring of Idiot Thieves

On: December 4, 2017January 5, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 43 for Monday, December 4, 2017:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob sucked down a Cabin Fever by New Holland Brewing. http://newhollandbrew.com/beer/cabin-fever/
- Robert enjoyed a Dogfish Head Indian Brown Dark IPA. https://www.dogfish.com/brewery/beer/indian-brown-ale
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or Mr. Tesla is going to come back from the dead and kick your ass.
It turns out Uber is still the devil and The Bobs have plenty of data to back the claim.
YouTube Kids is giving Uber a run for its money in the shithead department. As much as The Bobs would like to see Peppa Pig down a bottle of Clorox, kids shouldn’t be exposed to this garbage.
It’s that time of year where employees around the world use up their last remaining sick days before everything resets on January 1st. Calling in sick is more of an art than a science and The Bobs are here to help!
- The nine sick day excuses your boss is most likely to believe. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/most-believable-sick-day-excuses-include-flu-back-pain-and-accident
- The most insane sick day excuses people have actually used. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/sick-day-excuses-bad
- The 10 most unbelievable excuses employees used to call in sick. https://www.bizjournals.com/phoenix/news/2017/11/16/careerbuilder-the-10-most-unbelievable-excuses.html
CRAZY NEWS! These geniuses robbed a Tesla dealership, making off with three cars and a check made payable to Tesla. No worries though, Mr. Tesla (who died almost 80 years ago) said it was “okay.” Oh, and if you ever decide to steal an electric vehicle make sure the battery is charged. https://www.engadget.com/2017/11/28/stolen-tesla-evs-criminal-masterminds/

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Best of TTB, Vol. 4

On: November 27, 2017November 26, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

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Best of TTB, Volume 4 for Monday, November 27, 2017:

The Bobs took the week off to spend Thanksgiving with their loved ones. It’s not that they don’t love you; they just love turkey-induced food comas more.
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Victory at Sea by Ballast Point. https://www.ballastpoint.com/beer/victory-at-sea/
- Robert impressed us all by drinking a beer he’s never had on the show before: a Marbury American Wheat Ale by Mustang Sally. http://msbrewing.com/beers/our-beers/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or you might not live to hear next week’s TTB episode.
Enough bullshit for today. Time for some “best of” goodness!
- For our first clip we revisit TTB033: Socks At The Beach. The Bobs aren’t above judging people and the discussion almost ends the show. Kidding! Nothing is going to end the show. Ever.
- Our second clip is stolen straight out of TTB039: Cheetos Are Not Chips. Are The Bobs assholes? They take to the Internet for an official decision. Don’t agree with the results? You’re stupid and nobody asked you! https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/how-much-of-an-asshole-are-you
- In honor of the Thanksgiving holiday, we turn to TTB037: Girthy Egg Rolls for our last clip. Crazy news! A pumpkin spice air freshener causes a hazmat scare at a Baltimore school. These are the people educating our children. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/pumpkin-spice-hazmat-scare_us_59d6e5bce4b0f6eed34f562c?section=us_weird-news

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TTB042: Chicken Spaghetti

On: November 20, 2017December 28, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 42 for Monday, November 20, 2017:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Buffalo Sweat oatmeal cream stout by Tallgrass Brewing Co. http://tallgrassbeer.com/buffalosweat/
- After giving Rob shit for drinking a beer that the other Bob previously drank on the show, Robert decided to pick a beer that he himself has already drank on the show. Karma is a bitch, and she just backhanded Robert in the face. Nonetheless the Commodore Perry IPA from Great Lakes Brewing was just as good as it was the first time around. https://www.greatlakesbrewing.com/commodore-Perry
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll lace your coffee with laxatives.
Rob talked about his recent obsession with American Horror Story which leads into the next segment about The Bobs’ love of scaring people.
- These girls are masters of the art. https://www.facebook.com/theCHIVE/videos/10156039999436742/
- Couples pranks for those who love their partners but also love scaring the shit out of them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZndlTltI3mc
- Disney pranks with friends. They’re hilarious and incredibly irritating at the same time. https://youtu.be/_DG0xRb1uWI
Speaking of food, next week is Thanksgiving where we’ll all have the opportunity to eat until we explode to commemorate the pilgrims murdering the Native Americans and taking their land. What were the pilgrims eating? Well that depends on the state in which they lived. Yes, The Bobs know there weren’t any states back then. Just roll with it… https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/favorite-thanksgiving-foods-in-every-state-map
The Bobs settle some of the most famous (or infamous) food arguments of all time. https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaaridzanjan/food-opinions
CRAZY NEWS! Suspected drug and gun salesman “pleads the Filth” to get out of interrogation. Don’t get the joke? You’re just anti-American. In other words the guy farts so badly he literally stops the interrogation and clears out the room. Luckily The Bobs were able to get him on the show for an exclusive interview. http://wncn.com/2017/11/10/police-suspects-overwhelming-gas-shuts-down-interrogation/

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TTB041: Hot And Ready

On: November 13, 2017November 12, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 41 for Monday, November 13, 2017:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob suckled on a Coconut Hiwa Porter by Maui Brewing Co. http://mauibrewingco.com/discover_beer/coconut-hiwa-porter/
  - Sound familiar? Probably because Robert already had one of these in episode 8. Rob is losing it in his old age.
- Robert took down a Liquid Truth Serum by Dogfish Head. Robert might be the older of The Bobs but it didn’t show in his ability to choose an appropriate beverage this week. Great job, old man! https://www.dogfish.com/brewery/beer/liquid-truth-serum
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or The Bobs are sending their cats to your home to steal all of your belongings.
In an act of desperation Robert found an iPhone X at a local store and traded in his iPhone 8 Plus. By the way, The Bobs love their iPhone Xs.
- How did Robert find an iPhone X at a time when they’re almost as hard to find as a politically correct Donald Trump tweet? He used https://www.isinstock.com. Rob used the same web site to nab a pair of AirPods some months back too.
Daylight Savings Time, which was invented by the devil to fuck with peoples’ minds, is the worst.
Rob’s wife Kellie received a rather alarming voicemail from the “IRS” threatening to call the cops if she didn’t call them back. Fuck these scam artists. The Bobs are determined to get one on the show at some point.
It’s no secret that The Bobs love all pizza but there are times when a frozen pizza gets stuck in the mix. Not all frozen pizza-inspired dishes are created equal and The Bobs talk about the 12 best according to some random asshole on the internet. You’re welcome, world! https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/the-best-frozen-pizza-digiorno-freschetta-and-more-thrillist-nation
CRAZY NEWS! Crazy old cat lady trains her 65 cats to steal from her neighbors. This is totally not fake news. Seriously. Okay, it’s fake as shit. Still, it’s worthy of a listen. http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/elderly-woman-accused-of-training-her-65-cats-to-steal-from-neighbors/

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