The Two Bobs Podcast

TTB049: Beer Pyramids

On: January 15, 2018March 19, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 49 for Monday, January 15, 2018:

The Bobs are off next week but that’s okay because they’re busy gearing up for episode 50!
- We’re going live—as in Facebook Live—on Thursday, January 25th at 8:00 PM EST. Clear your schedule, hold your calls, and participate in TTB history! More details to come!
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob assaulted a Southern Tier Cinnamon Roll Imperial Ale. http://www.stbcbeer.com/beer/imperial-cinnamon-roll/
- Robert enjoyed a For Pete’s Sake Imperial Chocolate Peanut Butter Porter by DuClaw Brewing Company. https://duclaw.com/beers/for-petes-sake/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll have you deported to one of Trump’s shithole countries.
Scary Caller is back! The Bobs missed him for some reason. Oh, and his phone service is shit.
Speaking of crazy calls, are you looking for affordable insurance coverage?
Finally, someone has invented a beer designed to be consumed in the shower. What a time to be alive, until you inevitably die from kidney failure. http://loaded.co.uk/this-beer-has-been-designed-specifically-for-drinking-in-the-shower/
The Bobs discuss all of the times beer has influenced history. I can’t think of anything obnoxious to say here. You’re on your own. https://www.ranker.com/list/how-beer-changed-history/steve-wright
Yet another double dose of CRAZY NEWS! Feel free to create a GoFundMe in our honor.
- This jackass gets arrested after shoplifting $4,000 in merch from a Hobby Lobby and getting his cart stuck in a snowdrift. http://www.grandforksherald.com/news/4383137-nd-man-accused-shoplifting-4000-merchandise-hobby-lobby
- What do you do when you’re drunk and having a pizza craving? Drive a commercial tractor instead to protect you from all of the obstacles that would otherwise try to keep you from your pizza. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5210261/Tractor-driver-arrested-drink-driving-picking-pizza.html

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TTB048: Magic Unicorn Formula

On: January 8, 2018January 14, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 48 for Monday, January 8, 2018:

The Bobs have New Years resolutions too… kind of.
Robert has lamp issues. Don’t we all? Never mind, it’s just Robert.
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Chocolate Orange Stout by Breckenridge Brewery. http://www.breckbrew.com/beers/nitro-winter-seasonal-chocolate-orange-stout
- Robert drank a Starr Hill Brewery Little Red RooStarr Coffee Cream Stout. https://starrhill.com/brews/little-red-roostarr/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or you’re going down like a Florida ATM.
The Amazon Echo is the coolest new tech device that acts as your personal assistant and watches you sleep. https://www.theverge.com/2017/12/18/16787600/amazon-echo-spot-alexa-clock-review
Oregon is now allowing people to pump their own gas and the state’s people lose their shit. http://ktvl.com/news/local/new-law-oks-self-serve-at-rural-oregon-gas-stations-but-will-stations-make-the-change
This week’s CRAZY NEWS takes us to Florida yet again! This time a man is arrested for beating up an ATM because…wait for it…it gave him too much money. The Bobs are working diligently to find out exactly which ATM is giving away free money and will keep you posted. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/michael-oleksik-atm_us_5a42b049e4b0b0e5a7a38245

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TTB047: We’ll Do It Live!

On: January 1, 2018January 14, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 47 for Monday, January 1, 2018:

For the first time ever, The Bobs broadcast on Facebook Live! It was a blast. Stay tuned for future live episode broadcasts! Oh, and be sure to follow The Two Bobs on Facebook (and Twitter, and Instagram) so you don’t miss out.
- If you missed it, you can watch the Live stream here.
Rob got a nerdy temperature control coffee mug for Christmas. See the Ember mug in all its glory at ember.com.
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob feasted on a Tres Blueberry Stout by Dark Horse Brewing Co. http://www.darkhorsebrewery.com/tres-blueberry-stout
- Robert threw a party in his mouth courtesy of a Ninkasi Brewing Company Vanilla Oatis Oatmeal Stout. http://www.ninkasibrewing.com/delicious/beers/flagship-series/vanilla-oatis.html
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or you’re not getting any weed for Christmas.
The Bobs took a look back at their first year ruling the podcast industry by sharing their favorite episodes and segments.
Robert finally saw The Last Jedi. Everyone can sleep soundly now.
The Bobs discussed the worst (but somehow common) passwords of 2017. If any of your passwords are on the list you should smash your computer and smartphone and begin your new life as a Neanderthal…or just change your password. http://brobible.com/culture/article/worst-passwords-of-2017/
- The Bobs recommend using a password manager like 1Password (1password.com) or LastPass (www.lastpass.com), using random passwords, and not repeating any password. It’s a pain in the ass but it’s worth it!
Another double dose of CRAZY NEWS. Happy fucking New Year! Now go back to your home on Whore Island.
- An elderly couple got busted carrying around 60 pounds of weed and claiming it was meant for holiday gifts. In other news, the Grandparents of the Year Award just went to the elderly couple giving away weed for the holidays. https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/national-international/Elderly-Couple-says-60-Pounds-of-Pot-Intended-for-Holiday-Presents-465938493.html
- A Mad Pooper copycat has struck in New York! Don’t leave home without shoes. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/orchard-park-mystery-pooper_us_5a3155bde4b01bdd76594464

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TTB046: Xmas AF

On: December 25, 2017January 14, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 46 for Monday, December 25, 2017:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Bell’s Expedition Stout. https://www.bellsbeer.com/beer/specialty/expedition-stout
- Robert slurped down a Southern Tier Imperial Choklat Stout. http://www.stbcbeer.com/beer/cholat/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll take our rage out on your Christmas tree.
Our friends at Take Too Podcast invited us over to discuss Christmas shit. Check it out at https://taketoopodcast.com! Seriously, stop fucking around and just do it.
- You can go directly to the episode here: https://taketoopodcast.com/2017/12/23/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-take-too-holiday-special/
What makes a better Christmas light show than thousands of LEDs synchronized to Star Wars dubstep music? The answer: Nothing. The Bobs rocked out with their…mics…out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4thVCspAfK4
A double dose of…you guessed it…CRAZY NEWS. Merry Christmas, Bitches!
- The British hate many things including dentists, a unified currency, and Christmas. Their solution for the latter involves literally beating the shit out of Christmas. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/christmas-rage-room_us_5a3a0e11e4b0b0e5a79e30af
- On a lighter note, a 5-year-old boy calls 911 to warn them about The Grinch. Cute and funny all rolled into one, like that time Aunt Bethany wrapped her cat and tried to give it away for Christmas. Who could blame her? Cats are literally the devil. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/inspired-life/wp/2017/12/20/5-year-old-calls-911-to-report-that-grinch-plans-to-steal-christmas/

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TTB045: Robert Kilimowski

On: December 18, 2017January 5, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 45 for Monday, December 18, 2017:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob indulged himself with a Thirsty Trout Porter by Dark Horse Brewing Co. http://www.darkhorsebrewery.com/thirsty-trout-porter/
- Robert enjoyed a Bittersweet Nitro Stout by Left Hand Brewing Co. http://lefthandbrewing.com/beers/bittersweet-nitro/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’re taking the kids to the swimming pool (if the “kids” are turds and the “swimming pool” is the bottom of your driveway).
A new Arby’s sandwich has been spotted in Holland, MI. It’s called the Arbynator and it’s a heart attack inducing smorgasbord of beef, all of the sausages, cheese and curly fries, all smashed between a sesame seed bun.
- The Bobs discussed some of the other concoctions Arby’s has come up with and their contribution to the sandwich world.
It’s The Two Bob’s Christmas Movie Bracket! Let’s face it, Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without Holiday-related cinematic adventures (“movies”, for those who struggle with big words).
The Bobs dialed up one of TTB’s most beloved (and oldest) listeners. Luckily she was still awake after 9:00 and answered the phone.
CRAZY NEWS! Amazon delivery woman takes a shit on a customer’s front yard while making a delivery. Apparently your Prime membership now comes with free lawn fertilization. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/01/surveillance-video-shows-amazon-contractor-defecating-in-gutter.html

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