The Two Bobs Podcast

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The Two Bobs episode 255 for Monday, July 1, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Blueberry Upside Down Fruited Sour from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/xPLN1
  • Robert made sweet love to a KBS Chocolate Espresso from Founders. https://untp.beer/fd670ef647
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll start taxing your farts.
• July 4^th is coming! ‘Merica!
• The Presidential debate season is upon us.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by Biden’s awkward silence.
  • Denmark is going to start taxing cow farts. https://apnews.com/article/denmark-cow-tax-greenhouse-gases-9a570518639e0a1990806fd1a05ac11a
  • Two Philadelphia porch pirates were fighting over the same package. https://www.phillyvoice.com/porch-pirates-pennsyvania-video-fight-package-theft-berks-county/
  • A man in North Dakota broke into a garage just to steal animal crackers. https://www.valleynewslive.com/2024/06/25/one-man-arrested-after-breaking-into-garage-steal-animal-crackers/
  • Never bring a tricycle to a machete fight. https://www.wftv.com/news/local/machete-fight-man-riding-tricycle-beach-gets-into-fight-with-another-man-over-flashlight/FRATRMVX5RAELPP2DLNUBLCQSY/
  • A Wisconsin man went for a morning run to start the day off miserable. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-goes-on-morning-run-to-start-the-day-off-miserable

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The Two Bobs episode 254 for Monday, June 24, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a French Toast Imperial Ale from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/N5pzn
  • Robert made sweet love to a Blackwater Series Peanut Butter Skilp (Stout). https://untp.beer/XP7dz
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll run a marathon in your bathroom.
• We summarized Robert’s Michigan visit. We laughed. We cried. Mostly, we drank.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by the First Presidential Debate. Biden and Trump are going to take turns digging themselves into a hole. Don’t forget the popcorn!
  • A lost donkey was found living with a herd of elk after five years. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/lost-donkey-elk-herd_n_666da1cfe4b0dbea0515024a
  • A content creator became the first person to run a full marathon inside a Taco Bell. https://www.foodbeast.com/news/ugh-madison-becomes-the-first-person-to-run-a-marathon-at-taco-bell/
  • The Ohio Supreme Court reinstated a lawyer who was caught pooping in a Pringles can. https://www.dispatch.com/story/news/2024/06/18/ohio-supreme-court-reinstates-lawyer-who-pooped-in-pringles-can/74142255007/
  • A woman from Iowa met a guy on a dating app before getting cold feet and calling 911 on him. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/iowa/iowa-date-disaster-617240
  • Chili’s unveiled a new ad campaign stating, “At least we’re not Applebee’s.” I mean, it’s not the worst idea. https://babylonbee.com/news/chilis-unveils-new-ad-campaign-at-least-were-not-applebees

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The Two Bobs episode 253 for Monday, June 10, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed an Evil Twin Even More Biscotti Break https://untp.beer/YMp8G
  • Robert took down a Stay At Home Dad With No Kids by Fat Orange Cat Brewing Company https://untp.beer/6BxQ3
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your sex doll.

This week’s CRAZY NEWS is sure to shatter your colon:

• A woman was pronounced dead, only she wasn’t. Or was she? https://www.klkntv.com/person-taken-to-lincoln-funeral-home-while-still-alive/
• A guy’s colon exploded at breakfast. How appetizing! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13502845/Florida-patient-colon-explodes-sneezing-coughing.html
• An elderly woman didn’t want her neighbor using too much water, so she assaulted him. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/karen-water-bust-208613
• A paramedic stole a dead guy’s sex doll after having his way with it. He’d have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those meddling kids and their dog. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/sarpy-doll-two-order-240589
• A lady got gored by a bison at Yellowstone but we don’t know any more than that. We’re sorry. https://www.theonion.com/yellowstone-bison-gores-woman-who-refused-to-delete-unf-1851519502
• Biden’s Rigor Mortis won’t stop him from campaigning, thankfully. https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-says-bidens-ability-to-do-his-job-not-in-any-way-impeded-by-his-rigor-mortis 

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The Two Bobs episode 252 for Monday, June 3, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Crush: Creamsicle from MobCraft. https://untp.beer/c462a1d29a
  • Robert made sweet love to a Partly Cloudy from Solace. https://untp.beer/G1jJ
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll plant snakes in your bathroom.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS was convicted on 34 felony counts. It should run for President.
  • Dozens of snakes crawled out of a bathroom in India. https://indianexpress.com/article/trending/trending-in-india/snakes-in-assam-house-viral-video-9356218/
  • An Australian man was arrested for streaking on an airplane. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/naked-man-plane-australia-perth-melbourne-arrested-rcna154237
  • In yet another food battery, Florida Woman® was arrested for assaulting someone with a cinnamon roll. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/cinnamon-roll-battery-583061
  • A Michigan man with a suspended license showed up for his Zoom court appearance while driving. https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/ann-arbor-judge-shocked-man-suspended-license-joins-court-via-zoom-while-driving
  • A New Jersey man celebrated losing two pounds by gaining five pounds. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-celebrates-losing-2-pounds-by-gaining-5-pounds

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The Two Bobs episode 251 for Monday, May 27, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Blackberry Fresh Kicks from Transient. https://untp.beer/PX419
  • Robert made sweet love to a Vibrant Thing: Pineapple/Mango Sour Ale from Solace. https://untp.beer/e98BX
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll tell your municipality that you’re harboring illegal support animals.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS has severe daddy issues manifesting in the form of cheese.
  • A man in Canada assaulted police with a block of cheese. He probably didn’t even have to put his can of Molson Canadian down. https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/irate-male-assaulted-newfoundland-officers-with-block-of-cheese-police-say-1.6881630
  • A law student in NYC spent $10,000 in rehab to fight her cheese addiction. https://www.rttnews.com/3448972/nyc-law-student-s-cheese-addiction-leads-to-10k-in-rehab.aspx
  • Engineers made a real-life stillsuit. Also, Robert has no idea what a stillsuit is. https://interestingengineering.com/innovation/working-dune-inspired-stillsuit
  • A woman in Iowa is battling her city over her emotional support goose. https://www.wxow.com/news/iowa-woman-battling-city-over-emotional-support-goose-hes-the-light-of-my-day/article_3c2ddace-12b9-545c-a2b8-4c601c003050.html
  • Florida Priest® bit a woman after denying her communion. https://www.wftv.com/news/local/central-florida-priest-bites-woman-after-denying-her-communion-police-say/SIVFXFMRBZBBDAEYC4DIZUS4AE/
  • A new Florida law requires all woman to produce three healthy white sons by their 22^nd birthday. https://www.theonion.com/new-florida-law-requires-all-women-to-produce-3-healthy-1851482288

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The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.