The Two Bobs Podcast

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The Two Bobs episode 261 for Monday, September 9, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a 7-Layer Bar Pastry Stout from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/EODrz 
  • Robert made sweet love to a Secret Machine – Triple Berry from Dewey Beer Co. https://untp.beer/PPAKB 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll pee on your door.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS was endorsed by Dick Cheney. We were hoping RFK Jr. would come through but he flip-flopped after we wouldn’t give him a job.
  • Florida Doctor® was busted for his bizarre urine antics. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/dr-liquid-762951 
  • A North Carolina man who fell asleep while driving in a Tesla and was busted for drug trafficking. https://www.wral.com/story/man-who-fell-asleep-in-tesla-while-driving-on-us-70-charged-with-drug-trafficking-multiple-felonies/21599054/ 
  • A French museum opened a naturist exhibition for nude visitors. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/article/2024/aug/28/dare-to-bare-all-marseille-museum-hosts-after-hours-nude-visits-to-naturist-exhibition 
  • This couple opened their Amazon package to find a special surprise. It was shit. There was shit inside the Amazon package. Hopefully they were able to return it in time for a refund. https://www.koaa.com/advocates-of-accountability/poop-ended-up-where-pueblo-couple-opens-a-package-to-find-what-they-call-a-disturbing-discovery
  • A woman in Virginia took 10 times longer to complete her home improvement project because she kept stopping to set up the tripod. https://babylonbee.com/news/wifes-home-improvement-project-takes-10x-longer-than-projected-as-she-keeps-stopping-to-set-up-tripod 

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The Two Bobs episode 260 for Monday, September 2, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Peanut Butter Jelly Time from Eastern Market. https://untp.beer/371afb18df
  • Robert made sweet love to a Trippin’ Zombies by Tripping Animals Brewing. https://untp.beer/yWDrr
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll frame you for beastiality.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like staring directly at a solar eclipse. Everyone knows you should avoid it, but lots of people will do it anyway. 
  • I man in Rhode Island was hospitalized after being assaulted over his jukebox selection. https://www.golocalprov.com/news/man-hospitalized-after-being-assaulted-in-providence-over-jukebox-selection
  • An Australian woman was charged after a video of her banging a trout goes viral. https://www.ibtimes.sg/australian-woman-charged-after-video-her-engaging-sex-act-trout-goes-viral-75728
  • Florida Woman® threw a plate of ravioli at her sister because she wouldn’t share. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-woman-throws-plate-ravioli-sister-because-she-wouldnt-share-deputies
  • A woman in Michigan was caught throwing poop at her neighbor’s property. https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/woman-caught-throwing-poop-neighbors-property-redford
  • Florida Man® tried checking himself as luggage at the Miami airport. Surprisingly, it didn’t work. https://gatorrocks.iheart.com/featured/the-jason-franny-show/content/2024-08-29-shrink-wrapped-florida-man-tries-to-check-in-as-luggage-at-miami-airport/
  • A man’s therapist suggests he has an abusive relationship with his favorite sports team. As you may have already guessed, he’s referring to the White Sox. They’re seriously the worst. https://babylonbee.com/news/mans-therapist-suggests-he-may-just-have-an-abusive-relationship-with-his-favorite-sports-team

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The Two Bobs episode 259 for Monday, August 19, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Cherry Strudel Fruited Sour from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/061ea6a9f6
  • Robert made sweet love to a Turbo Reaper IPA from 3 Floyds. https://untp.beer/QlmVy
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll cancel your Disney Plus subscription.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by Akron, Ohio, host of the 3228 Summer Olympic Games. 
  • Who knew blindly signing online agreements could have such dire consequences? https://nypost.com/2024/08/13/us-news/disney-wants-allergy-death-suit-tossed-because-of-disney-subscription/
  • 8-year-olds in Minnesota are built differently. https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/maplewood-liquor-store-girl-fights-off-robber/
  • An influencer (probably with pink eye) alarms doctors when she smears her own shit on her face as part of her beauty regimen. https://nypost.com/2024/08/08/lifestyle/influencers-poop-face-mask-alarms-doctors-people-are-getting-too-extreme-on-the-internet/
  • A man in Iowa shot his father after an argument over stinky feet. https://www.kwqc.com/2024/08/12/burlington-man-allegedly-shot-father-after-argument-over-stinky-feet/
  • The city of Akron, Ohio suffered a huge blow after narrowly missing out on a bid to host the 2036 Olympic Games. https://babylonbee.com/news/akron-ohio-narrowly-misses-out-on-bid-to-host-2036-olympic-games

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The Two Bobs episode 258 for Monday, August 12, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Chocolate Covered Cherry from Ferndale Project. https://untp.beer/Ory0p
  • Robert made sweet love to a CHONK Raspberry and White Chocolate from Drekker. https://untp.beer/VNKY4
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll tell you to calm down.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is a proud sponsor of the Liechtenstein Olympic Team. It’s the only sponsorship that fit in its budget.
  • A Maryland man was arrested for stealing cars and setting fire to a Domino’s using a container of feces. And they said their pizza couldn’t get any worse… https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13711883/Maryland-man-59-arrested-setting-fire-Dominos-using-container-FECES-string-auto-thefts.html
  • Florida Woman® bought her husband McDonald’s and Taco Bell for his birthday, then threw a soft shell taco at his face. We’re unsure of why The Smoking Gun doesn’t know the difference between a taco and a burrito. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/mexican-missile-bust-609834
  • Florida Man® got drunk, violating his probation, then called the cops for a ride home. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article290295314.html
  • Kum & Go is changing its name, probably in hopes people will stop jerking off in its stores. https://www.thedrive.com/news/kum-go-will-change-names
  • Behavioral scientists believe that feminists are always angry because they don’t have a man to tell them to calm down. They may be on to something. https://babylonbee.com/news/behavioral-scientists-now-believe-feminists-are-always-angry-because-they-dont-have-a-man-to-tell-them-to-calm-down

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The Two Bobs episode 257 for Monday, July 29, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Jelly Donut Even more Jesus from Evil Twin. https://untp.beer/d6b9640cc4
  • Robert made sweet love to a CHONK Banana Split Smoothie Sour from Drekker. https://untp.beer/GrOle
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll feed drugs to your sharks.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by the couch JD Vance fucked.
  • Sharks off the coast of Brazil are testing positive for cocaine. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cek9mr43x1xo
  • Mother of the Year winner Drea de Matteo revealed her 13-year-old son edits her OnlyFans photos for her. https://people.com/drea-de-matteo-says-her-son-13-edits-her-onlyfans-photos-for-her-8680010
  • Florida Man® broke into a home and enjoyed some alcohol and chips while the family hopped a fence to escape. https://www.fox13news.com/news/video-florida-man-breaks-home-drinks-alcohol-eats-chips-frightened-family-escapes-over-fence
  • A man who survived 438 days at sea is being sued for $1 million by his crewmate’s family after discovering he may have been eaten. https://www.timesnownews.com/viral/man-who-survived-438-days-at-sea-sued-for-1-million-by-crewmates-family-article-111980939
  • A New York man is upset that news is happening faster than he can generate uninformed opinions. https://www.theonion.com/news-happening-faster-than-man-can-generate-uninformed-1851601466

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The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.