Month: August 2023

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:04:04 — 29.4MB)

Subscribe to The Two Bobs Podcast Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Amazon Music | Pandora | Podchaser | Email | TuneIn | RSS | https://www.thetwobobs.com/subscribe-to-podcast/

The Two Bobs episode 224 for Monday, August 21, 2023:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Slushy XXL Fluffer Nutter Swirl from 450 North. https://untp.beer/vw059
  • Robert nursed a Caramel Pumking from Southern Tier. https://stbcbeer.com/beers/caramel-imperial-ale/
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll send our attack hawk after you. 
• Robert had an interesting dream. There are no words. 
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS puts Robert’s dream to shame. Just kidding! No it doesn’t.
  • A supermarket was evacuated due to fear that male shoppers would suffer from permanent erections. Shortly after, buses full of male nursing home residents showed up. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12392833/Supermarket-closed-fears-male-shoppers-suffer-permanent-erections-Spider-bite-cause-bizarre-reaction-men-sparks-evacuation.html
  • A woman went on a Tinder date completely naked. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-goes-tinder-date-completely-30665274
    • Here’s a better article because the one we used was shit. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5386985/Model-goes-Tinder-date-wearing-BODY-PAINT.html
  • A guy caught stealing bicycle accessories told police “I’m not good at shoplifting.” http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/dont-succeed-817039
  • A woman in Texas claims a snake fell on her arm before being attacked by a hawk. https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/houston-texas/article/texas-woman-hawk-snake-attack-18283626.php
  • A woman embarrassed by her husband’s truck nuts strapped his actual nuts to his truck and drove off. https://dailynewsreported.com/love-conquers/embarrassed-by-her-husbands-truck-nuts-wife-ties-rope-to-his-nuts-and-truck-driving-off-with-his-balls/

Please share the show with your friends, and don’t forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!

Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627)

Join us on all the social things:

• Follow us on Twitter
• Check out our Instagram
• Follow Rob on Untappd
• Follow Robert on Untappd

The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:04:24 — 29.6MB)

Subscribe to The Two Bobs Podcast Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Amazon Music | Pandora | Podchaser | Email | TuneIn | RSS | https://www.thetwobobs.com/subscribe-to-podcast/

The Two Bobs episode 223 for Monday, August 14, 2023:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed an Oast House Reserve: Meet Your Maker from Twin Oast Brewing.  https://untp.beer/27lWb 
  • Robert nursed a Pallet Brûlée Pastry Stout from Timber Ales. https://untappd.com/b/timber-ales-pallet-brulee/5278637 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll cover your driveway with nacho cheese.
• You can get paid to be a pizza influencer. This sounds like our dream job but our aging bodies can no longer handle eating pizza full time. Shame. https://www.today.com/food/news/pizza-influencer-slice-job-rcna97730 
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is sponsored by American Airlines, where they’ll fly you to any airport, possibly even the one on your ticket.
  • 7-11 workers beat the shit out of a guy stealing shelves of tobacco products. https://nypost.com/2023/08/02/7-eleven-workers-beat-cali-thief-for-stealing-shelves-of-tobacco/ 
  • A guy stealing shit from someone’s garage took a break after an overly friendly dog greeted him. https://www.foxnews.com/us/burglar-takes-break-from-robbing-home-cozy-up-with-overly-friendly-family-dog 
  • Twins in South Carolina discovered they have 65 genetic siblings. https://people.com/s-c-twins-discover-they-have-65-genetic-siblings-7570698 
  • Nacho cheese spilled all over an Arkansas interstate. Hopefully someone brought tortilla chips. https://www.foodandwine.com/nacho-cheese-spill-arkansas-interstate-30-7569279 
  • A Virginia Beach man won a fight to keep his emotional support emu. https://www.wusa9.com/article/life/animals/virginia-beach-man-wins-fight-keep-emotional-support-emu/291-026ca85d-3485-4798-81bb-6ccacb9bf1f3 
  • A prisoner accidentally cooked herself while attempting to escape. https://dailynewsreported.com/entertainment/prisoner-turned-to-ashes-while-attempting-to-escape-prison/ 

Please share the show with your friends, and don’t forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!

Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627)

Join us on all the social things:

• Follow us on Twitter
• Check out our Instagram
• Follow Rob on Untappd
• Follow Robert on Untappd

The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:00:03 — 27.6MB)

Subscribe to The Two Bobs Podcast Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Amazon Music | Pandora | Podchaser | Email | TuneIn | RSS | https://www.thetwobobs.com/subscribe-to-podcast/

The Two Bobs episode 222 for Monday, August 7, 2023:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a KBS Blueberry from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/kbs-blueberry/  
  • Robert nursed a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Porter from Campanology. https://untp.beer/WnVP9   
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll pelt you with frozen bananas.
• Robert will no longer be flying with American Airlines.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS has led to several less indictments than our former President faced this week.
  • Police in Pennsylvania are searching for a woman throwing frozen bananas at cars. They’ve resorted to using spiked blue shells to track down the suspect. (That’s a Mario Kart reference, for our halfwit listeners. We’re assuming that’s the majority of you.) https://www.wfmz.com/news/area/berks/police-search-for-person-throwing-frozen-bananas-at-cars-in-tilden/article_94b415c6-2c05-11ee-9732-7ff504191bb3.html 
  • A zoo in China is battling claims that one of their bears is actually a man in a costume. https://www.ladbible.com/community/weird/china-zoo-bear-man-costume-634029-20230731 
  • A man in Australia was chaaaarged with riding his lawnmower while drunk. https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/jul/27/queensland-lawn-mower-man-ride-joyride-drunk-ride-on 
  • Two Florida Women® were arrested after an altercation in which a woman’s ear was bitten off. https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-women-arrested-after-july-4-fight-in-which-womans-ear-bitten-off 
  • A couple found out they’re siblings after 62 years of marriage and don’t give a fuck what you think about it. https://dailynewsreported.com/positive-affirmations/couple-finds-out-theyre-siblings-after-62-years-of-marriage-and-dont-give-a-fck-what-you-think-about-it/ 

Please share the show with your friends, and don’t forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!

Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627)

Join us on all the social things:

• Follow us on Twitter
• Check out our Instagram
• Follow Rob on Untappd
• Follow Robert on Untappd

The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.