May 2018 Archives

TTB065: Shaking The Swine

On: May 28, 2018June 1, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs Podcast episode 65 for Monday, May 28, 2018:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Barista by Wolverine State Brewing Co. https://www.wolverinebeer.com/barista/
- Robert took down a Marvolo Chocolate Imperial Stout by Commonwealth Brewing Co. https://www.commonwealthbrewingompany.com/beers/marvolo
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll drag your house to the forest from Deliverance while you’re sleeping in it.
- See all the beers we’ve had on the show on our What Are We Drinking? page.
Rob is probably going to get banned from Amazon. https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/talkingtech/2018/05/23/amazon-bans-customers-who-return-too-many-orders/636089002/
Echo devices sometimes record conversations and email them to your friends. The good news is you’re lame AF so nobody would care to listen. https://qz.com/1288743/amazon-alexa-echo-spying-on-users-raises-a-data-privacy-problem/
GTFO, you Millenial! https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2018/05/22/a-30-year-old-demanded-six-month-notice-for-eviction-from-his-parents-house-a-judge-called-that-outrageous/
Check out our buddies at Hey Down In Front! You probably won’t regret it. If you do end up regretting it take it up with them because The Bobs don’t want to hear your bitching. https://heydowninfrontpodcast.podbean.com
CRAZY NEWS so crazy you’ll shit yourself! Ironically none of this week’s stories involve poop.
- A man calls the police after being followed home by a pig. So. Many. Puns. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/elyria-ohio-man-calls-police-after-pig-follows-him-home-2018-05-20/
- It turns out that stealing a 20-foot shed by literally dragging it behind a pickup truck is a bad idea though it didn’t stop these dipshits from trying! https://www.pressherald.com/2018/05/22/three-men-dragging-stolen-shed-behind-pickup-truck-dont-get-far/

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TTB064: Poop Napkins

On: May 21, 2018June 1, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs Podcast episode 64 for Monday, May 21, 2018:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob tried a twist on one of his favorite beers, a Bavarian Cream Vanilla Java Porter by Atwater Brewery, and was only slightly disappointed. https://untappd.comb/atwater-brewery-bavarian-cream-vanilla-java-porter/2382265
- Robert enjoyed a Tiramisu Stout by Steam Bell Beer Works. http://www.steambell.beer
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or you’ll wake up one morning covered in manure…People manure…You’ll be covered in shit.
- See all the beers we’ve had on the show on our What Are We Drinking? page.
The Bobs discuss cutting the cord (the electric kind, not the umbilical kind, you sick fucker).
The Yanny vs. Laurel thing happened and the whole world lost its mind. The Bobs discuss it in detail because it’s trending and they need listeners.
It’s so hard to say goodbye…unless you hate the person. In that case why not send them off with brownies laced with laxatives? Nothing says “don’t let the door hit you in your ass on your way out” better than a full day of blowing up the toilet.
Don’t forget to check out The Bobs’ friends over at Jake & Tom Conquer the World! http://drunkendorkpodcast.libsyn.com
Four CRAZY NEWS stories this week. Fun game idea: Pick the most fucked up story and reenact it with your family.
- A California man breaks into an office building and does the most logical thing possible: break-danced directly in front of the security camera. The name of that particular number is “Don’t Drop the Soap”. http://www.kxan.com/news/crime/video-thief-caught-dancing-on-security-camera/1178298315
- Indiana is a pretty lame place to live so it’s no wonder this fucktard decided to drive his riding lawnmower all over town while intoxicated. https://patch.com/indiana/noblesville/man-arrested-driving-lawn-mower-drunk-mowing-persons-grass
- This Canadian basket case, upset over being denied access to a Tim Horton’s restroom, shits on the floor and pelts it at restaurant employees. At least she wiped herself off afterward. After all, he IS a lady. http://theprovince.com/news/local-news/woman-detained-after-feces-flinging-incident-at-langley-tim-hortons
- An Illinois lottery winner is arrested after having over $200,000 worth of manure dumped on his lawn. Shit. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/lottery-winner-arrested-for-dumping-200000-of-manure-on-ex-boss-lawn/

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How to make a PB&J

On: May 14, 2018May 16, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

No episode this week, but Rob decided it was time to make a video on how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich after all the discussion we had about the same topic. I guess the technique is ok, but disqualification for using what looks to be grape jelly. So if you’re not sure how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, watch Rob’s video below!

Twitter poll: https://twitter.com/TwoBobsPodcast/status/991472490345099264
To hear more, listen to TTB062: Unicorn Saddles and TTB063: STFU Alexa

TTB063: STFU Alexa

On: May 7, 2018June 1, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs Podcast episode 63 for Monday, May 7, 2018:

The Bobs are taking a week off so there won’t be an episode next week. You’ll survive. Just pray in front of your TTB shrine to get yourself through this difficult time.
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob found another gem and enjoyed a Backwoods Bastard by Founders Brewing. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/backwoods-bastard/
- Robert Hoovered down a Peanut Butter Victory at Sea by Ballast Point. https://www.ballastpoint.com/beers/limited/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll force feed you dog food cupcakes…with sprinkles.
- See all the beers we’ve had on the show on our What Are We Drinking? page.
The Bobs asked the Twitter folk whether the peanut butter or the jelly comes first. According to Rob, who is adamant that the jelly comes first, 86% of respondents are stupid and lack common sense.
- Here’s the Twitter poll: https://twitter.com/TwoBobsPodcast/status/991472490345099264
- And Rob’s attempt at being funny. But he used grape jelly, which goes against everything Robert stands for. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeZJP3F6Ae4
Olive Garden has a pizza bowl. It looks just as disgusting and overpriced as the rest of its fauxtalian menu. https://www.foodbeast.com/shows/News-Bites/New-Olive-Garden-Meatball-Pizza-Bowl-or-News-Bites/
A news columnist judges men based on how they talk to Alexa. She’s probably single. https://slate.com/technology/2018/04/i-judge-men-based-on-how-they-talk-to-the-amazon-echos-alexa.html
Two CRAZY NEWS stories this week, as if it’s anything special. The Bobs continue to spoil their listeners!
- A champion glutton eats 125 cupcakes—with sprinkles—because that’s what idiots do sometimes. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/matt-stonie-cupcakes_us_5ae88870e4b04aa23f273db7
- A Colorado man breaks into a pet store and eats 10 pounds of dog food. He’s such a good boy! Yes he is! http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-on-drugs-breaks-into-a-pet-shop-and-eats-10-lbs-of-dog-food/

Have a question? Need advice? Have nothing better to do? Tweet it out with #askTTB and we’ll talk about it on the show! You’re welcome.

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