December 2017 Archives

TTB046: Xmas AF

On: December 25, 2017January 14, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 46 for Monday, December 25, 2017:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Bell’s Expedition Stout. https://www.bellsbeer.com/beer/specialty/expedition-stout
- Robert slurped down a Southern Tier Imperial Choklat Stout. http://www.stbcbeer.com/beer/cholat/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll take our rage out on your Christmas tree.
Our friends at Take Too Podcast invited us over to discuss Christmas shit. Check it out at https://taketoopodcast.com! Seriously, stop fucking around and just do it.
- You can go directly to the episode here: https://taketoopodcast.com/2017/12/23/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-take-too-holiday-special/
What makes a better Christmas light show than thousands of LEDs synchronized to Star Wars dubstep music? The answer: Nothing. The Bobs rocked out with their…mics…out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4thVCspAfK4
A double dose of…you guessed it…CRAZY NEWS. Merry Christmas, Bitches!
- The British hate many things including dentists, a unified currency, and Christmas. Their solution for the latter involves literally beating the shit out of Christmas. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/christmas-rage-room_us_5a3a0e11e4b0b0e5a79e30af
- On a lighter note, a 5-year-old boy calls 911 to warn them about The Grinch. Cute and funny all rolled into one, like that time Aunt Bethany wrapped her cat and tried to give it away for Christmas. Who could blame her? Cats are literally the devil. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/inspired-life/wp/2017/12/20/5-year-old-calls-911-to-report-that-grinch-plans-to-steal-christmas/

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TTB045: Robert Kilimowski

On: December 18, 2017January 5, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 45 for Monday, December 18, 2017:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob indulged himself with a Thirsty Trout Porter by Dark Horse Brewing Co. http://www.darkhorsebrewery.com/thirsty-trout-porter/
- Robert enjoyed a Bittersweet Nitro Stout by Left Hand Brewing Co. http://lefthandbrewing.com/beers/bittersweet-nitro/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’re taking the kids to the swimming pool (if the “kids” are turds and the “swimming pool” is the bottom of your driveway).
A new Arby’s sandwich has been spotted in Holland, MI. It’s called the Arbynator and it’s a heart attack inducing smorgasbord of beef, all of the sausages, cheese and curly fries, all smashed between a sesame seed bun.
- The Bobs discussed some of the other concoctions Arby’s has come up with and their contribution to the sandwich world.
It’s The Two Bob’s Christmas Movie Bracket! Let’s face it, Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without Holiday-related cinematic adventures (“movies”, for those who struggle with big words).
The Bobs dialed up one of TTB’s most beloved (and oldest) listeners. Luckily she was still awake after 9:00 and answered the phone.
CRAZY NEWS! Amazon delivery woman takes a shit on a customer’s front yard while making a delivery. Apparently your Prime membership now comes with free lawn fertilization. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/01/surveillance-video-shows-amazon-contractor-defecating-in-gutter.html

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TTB044: Crotch Nuggets

On: December 11, 2017January 5, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 44 for Monday, December 11, 2017:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Bell’s Arabicadabra coffee milk stout. https://www.bellsbeer.com/beer/specialty/arabicadabra
- Robert guzzled down a Sierra Nevada Celebration IPA. https://sierranevada.com/beer/seasonal/celebration-ipa
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’re sending Nahshon to your house to lick your shoes.
The Bobs are still boycotting YouTube Kids. Good news! There are other childrens’ video apps with less violence and drugs.
- Here’s a good one called “Jellies”. Right now it’s only available on iOS, but Android users don’t have souls and probably don’t care what their children watch on the internet anyway. Check it out at http://jelliesapp.com/.
Robert shares a story about McNuggets being more important than safe driving, which leads The Bobs to their next topic: How to dip your nuggets in sauce, while you’re on the road, because sauce is THAT important. Luckily some genius came up with a solution: The DipClip! What a time to be alive! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/19375970/dipclip-a-cup-holder-for-your-sauce/description
Winter is coming! The Bobs share why they couldn’t possibly be any less pleased and discuss the absolute worst things about this wretched season. https://www.ranker.com/list/worst-things-about-winter/casey-cavanagh
CRAZY NEWS! You won’t believe this but this week’s crazy news story takes us to the mothership for all of the trashy people in the world: Walmart. Let’s just say it involves upskirt shoe licking and leave it at that. http://wric.com/2017/12/05/man-arrested-after-trying-to-lick-womans-shoes-at-walmart-warrants-say/

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TTB043: Ring of Idiot Thieves

On: December 4, 2017January 5, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 43 for Monday, December 4, 2017:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob sucked down a Cabin Fever by New Holland Brewing. http://newhollandbrew.com/beer/cabin-fever/
- Robert enjoyed a Dogfish Head Indian Brown Dark IPA. https://www.dogfish.com/brewery/beer/indian-brown-ale
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or Mr. Tesla is going to come back from the dead and kick your ass.
It turns out Uber is still the devil and The Bobs have plenty of data to back the claim.
YouTube Kids is giving Uber a run for its money in the shithead department. As much as The Bobs would like to see Peppa Pig down a bottle of Clorox, kids shouldn’t be exposed to this garbage.
It’s that time of year where employees around the world use up their last remaining sick days before everything resets on January 1st. Calling in sick is more of an art than a science and The Bobs are here to help!
- The nine sick day excuses your boss is most likely to believe. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/most-believable-sick-day-excuses-include-flu-back-pain-and-accident
- The most insane sick day excuses people have actually used. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/sick-day-excuses-bad
- The 10 most unbelievable excuses employees used to call in sick. https://www.bizjournals.com/phoenix/news/2017/11/16/careerbuilder-the-10-most-unbelievable-excuses.html
CRAZY NEWS! These geniuses robbed a Tesla dealership, making off with three cars and a check made payable to Tesla. No worries though, Mr. Tesla (who died almost 80 years ago) said it was “okay.” Oh, and if you ever decide to steal an electric vehicle make sure the battery is charged. https://www.engadget.com/2017/11/28/stolen-tesla-evs-criminal-masterminds/

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