October 2017 Archives

TTB039: Cheetos Are Not Chips

On: October 30, 2017October 30, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 39 for Monday, October 30, 2017:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob took down a Figure It Out by Griffin Claw. It was delicious but you’ll probably never know because it was a single batch brew. https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/32166/251810/
- Robert assaulted a Naughty Neighbor by Nickel Brook Brewing Co. Fortunately they have nothing to do with Canadian rock band Nickelback. They’re utterly terrible unlike the beer, which was pretty damn good. https://nickelbrook.com/our-beers/core-beers/naughty-neighbour/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or you’ll be sleeping with the fishes.
The Bobs have a late night tonight on account of the iPhone X (Pronounced “ten”, not “ex”; don’t be “that guy”.) preorder. Apple still hasn’t figured out that the world runs on Eastern Standard Time so ordering starts at 3:00 AM. Stay tuned next week to see how this late night shit show played out!
Are Cheetos chips? The Bobs are calling B.S. on the whole idea.
Are The Bobs assholes? They take to the Internet for an official decision. Don’t agree with the results? You’re stupid and nobody asked you! https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/how-much-of-an-asshole-are-you
CRAZY NEWS! This insane chick set her ex-boyfriend’s house on fire and tried to stab him…over a teddy bear. Too bad you can’t bring stuffed animals with you to prison. http://nypost.com/2017/10/23/woman-accused-of-setting-exs-home-on-fire-over-teddy-bear/

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TTB038: S*** Load of Fajitas

On: October 23, 2017October 22, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 38 for Monday, October 23, 2017:

The Bobs talked about their weekend. It’s their show and they can talk about whatever they want. At least pretend to be interested. You’re not their boss!
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed an Espresso Love Breakfast Stout by Arbor Brewing. http://www.arborbrewing.com/beers/espresso-love-breakfast-stout/
- Robert made sweet, passionate love to a Pumpkin Down Skottish Ale by Ballast Point. https://www.ballastpoint.com/beer/pumpkin-down/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we can’t promise your house won’t get toilet papered on Devil’s Night.
The Bobs got an iTunes review from Big Brother B! “…is alright in my book 😂 Keep on trucking guys! (But maybe go to the drs more in the future 😉) -MGT CHRIS”
- Thanks for the review, however The Bobs will NOT be going to the doctor more in the future. It’s all witchcraft anyway.
Guys aren’t always wrong and The Bobs can prove it. Here they present 33 times men were actually right. There are up to a dozen more undocumented cases. http://social.diply.com/times-men-actually-werent-wrong-2
Crazy news! Trafficking is a major problem in America. Some people traffick drugs. Others traffick humans. This guy trafficked $1.2 million in fajitas on the road to becoming The Bobs favorite smuggler of all time. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/10/16/1-2-m-stolen-fajitas-prompts-employees-arrest-texas-juvenile-center/768257001/

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TTB037: Girthy Egg Rolls

On: October 16, 2017October 15, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 37 for Monday, October 16, 2017:

Baseball and some other random shit is happening.
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob devoured a Right Brain Brewery Naughty Girl Stout. https://www.rightbrainbrewery.com/21/the-beer-list
- Robert guzzled a Dogfish Head Craft Brewery Punkin Ale (not to be confused with pumpkin ale). https://www.dogfish.com/brewery/beer/punkin-ale
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB if you value your health and safety.
McDonald’s releases a limited edition Rick and Morty Szechuan sauce and people lose their shit…over nugget sauce…What a time to be alive! https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/mcdonalds-szechuan-sauce-release-rick-and-morty/news
If you’re still looking for a Halloween costume because you’re too dull to think up something on your own look no further! The Bobs give you some of the most clever costumes ever created. http://offbeat.topix.com/slideshow/18873
Crazy news! Only one dose this week. Get over it.
- A pumpkin spice air freshener causes a hazmat scare at a Baltimore school. These are the people educating our children. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/pumpkin-spice-hazmat-scare_us_59d6e5bce4b0f6eed34f562c?section=us_weird-news

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TTB036: Cakey or Fudgey

On: October 9, 2017October 11, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

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October 9, 2017, Monday, Two of the Bob series:

Rob found his AirPods! He does not have to burn his house at all.
Robert went to see the doctor let his eyes fixed, put forward their own hands to do the topic. Do not listen when you eat!
What is The Bob drinking?
- Rob likes Bells Special Cream Stout. https://www.bellsbeer.com/beer/specialty/special-double-cream-stout
- Robert shocked us and drank a pumpkin beer. This time he had a Southern Tier Brewing Company PumpKing. http://www.stbcbeer.com/beer/pumking/
- Follow us on the Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB, or we will switch all the birthdays to Christmas.
The Bob apparently did not know what the pumpkin spice was. After feedback in the community, they still do not believe it is not pumpkin blood and unicorn tears.
A clever child toothbrush with very insignificant commercial advertising is independent and free. Order your clean success. Gift! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/iite-s1-the-world-s-1st-kid-s-smart-toothbrush-electric
The world’s top food, by The Bob ranking and discuss the details of the details! https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/the-most-delicious-foods-in-the-world
Double dose of crazy news because The Bob forget your birthday! Do not confuse them when your birthday is feces.
- Created toys are not human consumption, but the child does not read the label, his parents are terrible. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/argentina-boy-pet-toy-squeak_us_59d26580e4b05f005d35ce8e
- The police used a fried tortilla to lure a felony on a tree. http://www.cjme.com/2017/09/27/suspected-car-thief-climbs-tree-to-evade-regina-police/

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TTB035: Pumpkin Spice All The Things

On: October 2, 2017October 1, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 35 for Monday, October 2, 2017:

After a two-week hiatus, The Bobs are back in sweet podcasting action!
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Dark Horse Toonilla http://www.darkhorsebrewery.com/
- Robert slurped down a Shipyard Brewing Co. Pumpkinhead https://shipyard.com/beer/pumpkinhead/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll switch all of your toilets to hot water.
Got a great iTunes review. Thanks, Christopher Reinhard…IF that’s even your real name.
Rob lost his AirPods because F everything. Robert loves Tile trackers.
- Visit thetileapp.com to find out what the big deal is!
Coke vs. Pepsi revisit…with the addition of RC Cola. If The Bobs agree on anything it’s that RC is terrible and only rednecks drink it.
Has pumpkin spice gone too far? (Hint: It’s the opposite of “yes”).
- The Bobs discuss 65 pumpkin spiced goods that have no business being pumpkin spiced…or do they? https://www.eater.com/2017/9/26/16330438/pumpkin-spice-food-pop-tarts-kit-kats-milanos-jello
A double dose of crazy news to make up for zero doses of crazy news last week! Not that The Bobs feel like they owe you shit…
- The Mad Pooper shits on your lawn, and on our hearts <3. https://www.popsugar.com/fitness/Jogger-Called-Mad-Pooper-Pooping-Public-44045302
- Some dumbbell gets his dick stuck in a dumbbell…yep. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/09/18/Firefighters-cut-through-dumbbell-weight-to-free-male-organ/2501505744017/

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