The Two Bobs Podcast

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The Two Bobs episode 287 for Monday, August 4, 2025:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist Salted Maple from Epic. https://untp.beer/vgm4e
  • Robert nursed a Chonky Double IPA from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/3MPL5
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll have Google photograph you in the nude for street view.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is building a 90,000 square-foot ballroom in Pinellas County, Florida.
  • Florida Woman® attacked another driver with bear mace for speeding and hitting a chicken. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/chicken-cross-road-crossing-attack-attacked-mace-bear-assault-assaulted-hit-driver-driving-car-bird-chase-chased-pursued-pursue-battery-burglary-stopped-street-brake-bird-pass-passed-animal-animals-spray-sprayed-pepper
  • Florida Woman® tried to smuggle turtles though a TSA checkpoint in her bra. https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/news/2025/07/25/bra-turtles-tsa/85381117007/
  • A naked man in Argentina won a lawsuit against Google for photographing him in naked in his yard. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-naked-google-street-view-camera-awarded-12500-argentina/
  • A naked Chicago man went boat hopping and started fights. https://q985online.com/naked-man-chicago-river/
  • Clearblue introduced a new mirror for checking if there’s a baby up there. https://theonion.com/clearblue-introduces-new-handheld-mirror-for-checking-if-baby-up-there/

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The Two Bobs episode 286 for Monday, July 14, 2025:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob struggled with a Chocolate Limoncello Darkness from Surly. https://untp.beer/8XQmj
  • Robert nursed a Pocahoptas from Center of the Universe.https://untp.beer/5JXz
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll delete all your six-digit codes.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is starting its own political party.
  • A truck in Pennsylvania covered a highway in mozzarella cheese. https://wjactv.com/news/local/cleanup-underway-after-mozzarella-cheese-spill-closes-part-of-i-80-in-centre-county#
  • Florida Man® celebrated his birthday by doing meth before stealing a conch train and picking up riders. https://www.local10.com/news/local/2025/07/07/florida-keys-man-marks-birthday-by-doing-meth-stealing-conch-train-and-picking-up-riders-cops-say/
  • Do you like to bowl in the nude? We have great news for you! https://www.pennlive.com/news/2025/07/want-to-bowl-in-the-nude-in-pennsylvania-theres-an-event-coming-up-just-for-you.html?outputType=amp
  • Wisconsin police found drugs and guns in a bag labeled “Definitely not a bag full of drugs.” https://www.wearegreenbay.com/news/local-news/wisconsin-officers-find-drugs-guns-in-bag-labeled-definitely-not-a-bag-full-of-drugs/
  • A study showed that 97% of Americans spend the majority of their day retrieving six-digit codes. https://theonion.com/study-97-of-average-americans-day-spent-retrieving-6-digit-codes/

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The Two Bobs episode 285 for Monday, Jun 30, 2025:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist Cherry Bliss from Epic Brewing. https://untp.beer/rDAjX
  • Robert downed a Zippy Chance Double IPA from Solace Brewing. https://untp.beer/ABGmv
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or you’ll have to start paying your own salary.
• July 4^th is coming so we won’t have a new episode the following week. You’ll survive.
• The subjects of this week’s CRAZY NEWS have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing. Do you understand that?
  • A police officer in the UK is facing termination for farting in a female officer’s face after she wouldn’t pull his finger. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/cop-faces-sack-farting-female-35443113
  • A naked (naturally), mud-covered Florida Man® was arrested after vandalizing a van. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/naked-mud-covered-florida-man-arrested-after-vandalizing-van-osteen-deputies-say
  • Florida Woman® told police “This is fun!” after she attacked a man, tried to bite him, then fled the scene and crashed into a deputy’s squad car. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-woman-allegedly-attacks-man-tries-bite-him-flees-crashes-deputys-car-this-is-fun
  • A man named Loony Toon is wanted by authorities after escaping police and firing multiple shots. https://katu.com/news/local/police-hunt-for-shooting-suspect-locks-down-eastmoreland-residents-urged-to-stay-indoors-milwaukie-portland-multnomah-county-oregon-bybee-tacoma-street-26th-place
  • Teachers in Baltimore are now required to provide their own salaries. It’s about time educators start giving back to the community. https://theonion.com/teacher-required-to-provide-own-salary/

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The Two Bobs episode 284 for Monday, Jun 23, 2025:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed an Affogato World Wide Stout from Dogfish Head. https://untp.beer/QXq8N
  • Robert nursed a Cherry Pie Imperial Stout from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/8jmJ2
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll plant a cicada in your car.
• Our Father’s Days were lit!
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS would like a military parade thrown in its honor.
  • A New York man broke into a retired prison and accidentally locked himself in a jail cell. https://wnyt.com/capital-region-news/washington-county-man-trespassed-former-correctional-facility-got-trapped-inside-one-of-the-cells/
  • A mule-riding Kentucky man released a raccoon in a bar after being turned away. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/kentucky-man-cowboy-cody-accused-unleashing-raccoon-in-bar-crime-criminal-activity-cincinnati-trespassing-resisting-arrest-failure-maintain-required-insurance-calloway-county-jail-animal-bites-dangerous-behavior-wow
  • A buzzing cicada caused a woman in Ohio to flip her car. https://nypost.com/2025/06/14/us-news/buzzing-cicada-causes-panicked-ohio-driver-to-lose-control-and-flip-car-keep-the-windows-up/
  • Sydney Sweeney’s sold-out bathwater soap is being scalped at ridiculous markups. https://www.dexerto.com/tv-movies/sydney-sweeney-bathwater-soap-scalpers-selling-sold-out-product-3212199/
  • A recent poll found that most Americans would swap democracy for a $100 Best Buy gift card. https://theonion.com/poll-finds-most-americans-would-swap-democracy-for-100-1847682668/

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The Two Bobs episode 283 for Monday, June 9, 2025:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Caramel Cookie Bar from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/yrb3Q
  • Robert nursed a Grand Cacao Milk Trout from Tröegs. https://untp.beer/WnXM1
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll defile your pool floats.
• The recent Marlins game drew a staggering crowd of 138, marking the lowest attendance in MLB history. https://www.si.com/mlb/marlins-rockies-attendance-crowd-photo
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS had a rough week after its relationship with Elon Musk imploded.
  • Florida Man® pled guilty after stealing dozens of pool floats for sexual gratification. https://www.outkick.com/culture/florida-man-pleads-guilty-stealing-pool-floats-sexual-gratification
  • After banging pool floats, Florida Man® used a car wash as a porta potty. https://www.motorbiscuit.com/florida-man-caught-using-ormond-beach-car-wash-porta-potty/
  • After shitting in the car wash, Florida Man® was arrested for selling crack while wearing a Coke T-shirt. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-wearing-coke-t-shirt-arrested-for-selling-crack-cocaine-police
  • A man in Japan was arrested for trying to steal women’s underwear from a laundromat before police found 450 items in his home. https://japantoday.com/category/crime/man-arrested-for-trying-to-steal-women%E2%80%99s-underwear-from-laundromat-450-items-found-at-his-home
  • Apple announced a 7,083-piece DIY iPhone kit to combat tariffs. https://theonion.com/tariff-strained-apple-announces-7083-piece-iphone-kit/

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The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)