The Two Bobs Podcast

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The Two Bobs episode 265 for Monday, October 28, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Crème Brûlée Imperial Stout from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/f70a05acc1
  • Robert made sweet love to a The PastryArchy Unicorn Farts After Dark from DuClaw. https://untp.beer/qKMv6
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll get you a blank farewell card.
• We discussed baseball, football, and other random shit. You know how we do.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by McDonald’s, who has been employing billionaire politicians since 1955.
  • An orca whale splashed shit all over visitors at SeaWorld. https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/20/seaworld-whale-poops-splashes-crowd-san-antonio/ 
  • A British woman is suing her former employer after not getting a goodbye card. Turns out out they got her a farewell card but hardly anybody signed it. https://www.latintimes.com/woman-who-sued-company-not-giving-her-farewell-card-finds-out-they-did-buy-card-almost-no-one-562230 
  • A 71-year-old in Los Angeles is still working poles. https://www.latimes.com/lifestyle/story/2024-10-14/71-year-old-poledancer-mary-serritella-aging-los-angeles 
  • A guy wearing a bull onesie tried burning down his ex’s home with pasta sauce. https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/man-dressed-in-a-bull-onesie-tried-to-burn-down-exlovers-home-with-pasta-sauce-a3796611.html 
  • Taco Bell is in crisis management mode after running out of new places to put beef. https://theonion.com/taco-bell-announces-its-plumb-out-of-ideas-for-new-places-to-put-beef/ 

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The Two Bobs episode 264 for Monday, October 14, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Chocolate Mousse Pastry Stout from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/w35bx
  • Robert made sweet love to a Between Two Grahams from Firestone Walker. https://untp.beer/jgzMM
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your mayonnaise.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS would be okay if the rest of the country were more like Detroit.
  • Florida Woman® was served cold Dominos Pizza and wasn’t happy about it. She did the only reasonable thing and completely lost her shit. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/dominos/pizza-rage-dominos-269081
  • If every burglar were as thoughtful as this guy we may start leaving the front door open when we leave the house. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czeg6xk6rkko
  • A woman in Oklahoma blew a .34 BAC when she was stopped by police…while driving on an airport taxiway. https://www.kjrh.com/news/local-news/woman-arrested-accused-of-34-bac-while-driving-on-airport-taxiway
  • Florida Man® took police on the slowest high-speed chase ever. https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/crime/video-palm-coast-man-who-threatened-officers-involved-in-possibly-the-slowest-chase-in-fcso-history/77-42a875bf-ec40-4438-90b6-c15e38c55777
  • A grandma who survived the Great Depression once killed a man for mayonnaise. Desperate times! https://theonion.com/grandma-who-survived-great-depression-casually-drops-that-she-once-killed-man-for-mayonnaise/

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The Two Bobs episode 263 for Monday, September 30, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Bourbon Barrel Aged Plead the 5^th from Dark Horse. https://untp.beer/Y5KgL
  • Robert made sweet love to an O’Dark Thirty Irish Dry Stout from 6 Bears & A Goat. https://untp.beer/A3wvQ
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll give your housekeeper a lapdance.
• Free iPhone recap!
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS isn’t very bright and blindly supports Project 2025.
  • A Vega strip club turned a Tesla Cybertruck into a mobile billboard, complete with a stripper pole. Finally, the Tesla Cybertruck is serving a purpose aside from being a piece of shit on wheels. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/vegas-strip-club-turn-tesla-33680480
  • This guy thought he had a runny nose. Fortunately his brain was just leaking out through his nasal passage. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/man-who-thought-runny-nose-33701935
  • Florida Woman® was busted a second time for battering someone with a dildo. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/repeat-dildont-682957
  • Florida Man® almost died while getting a lapdance from his housekeeper. https://b1039.com/2024/09/24/florida-man-almost-died-while-getting-a-lap-dance-from-his-housekeeper/
  • Some political candidates have promised to abolish the Department of Education if they’re elected. Here are the 10 most devastating effects. https://babylonbee.com/news/10-most-devastating-effects-of-getting-rid-of-the-department-of-education

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The Two Bobs episode 262 for Monday, September 23, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed an Ichabod Pumpkin Ale from New Holland. https://untp.beer/MPW1
  • Robert made sweet love to a POP! from Ardent Craft Ales. https://untp.beer/6014a 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll give your 8-year-old the keys to your car.
• Free iPhone time is upon us!
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS hasn’t eaten any of your pets.
  • Florida Woman® was banned from a three-year cruise after her WhatsApp chats were leaked. https://www.the-express.com/news/us-news/148983/jenny-phenix-florida-banned-cruise-whatsapp-chats-leaked
  • Police are looking for a serial porch defecator in Kentucky. https://www.wave3.com/2024/08/30/lmpd-looking-porch-pooper-after-man-seen-defecating-same-porch-multiple-times/
  • An 8-year-old girl drove herself to Target using her parents’ car. They must have gotten a new shipment of Stanley tumblers. https://fox8.com/news/i-team/8-year-old-girl-found-driving-to-local-target-police/
  • An Illinois man is being accused of attempted murder over peanut butter. https://www.shawlocal.com/daily-chronicle/2024/09/16/dekalb-man-accused-of-attempted-murder-in-peanut-butter-stabbing/
  • Florida Man® spends his entire workout searching for the right podcast to listen to while working out. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-spends-entire-workout-finding-right-podcast-to-listen-to

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The Two Bobs episode 261 for Monday, September 9, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a 7-Layer Bar Pastry Stout from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/EODrz 
  • Robert made sweet love to a Secret Machine – Triple Berry from Dewey Beer Co. https://untp.beer/PPAKB 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll pee on your door.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS was endorsed by Dick Cheney. We were hoping RFK Jr. would come through but he flip-flopped after we wouldn’t give him a job.
  • Florida Doctor® was busted for his bizarre urine antics. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/dr-liquid-762951 
  • A North Carolina man who fell asleep while driving in a Tesla and was busted for drug trafficking. https://www.wral.com/story/man-who-fell-asleep-in-tesla-while-driving-on-us-70-charged-with-drug-trafficking-multiple-felonies/21599054/ 
  • A French museum opened a naturist exhibition for nude visitors. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/article/2024/aug/28/dare-to-bare-all-marseille-museum-hosts-after-hours-nude-visits-to-naturist-exhibition 
  • This couple opened their Amazon package to find a special surprise. It was shit. There was shit inside the Amazon package. Hopefully they were able to return it in time for a refund. https://www.koaa.com/advocates-of-accountability/poop-ended-up-where-pueblo-couple-opens-a-package-to-find-what-they-call-a-disturbing-discovery
  • A woman in Virginia took 10 times longer to complete her home improvement project because she kept stopping to set up the tripod. https://babylonbee.com/news/wifes-home-improvement-project-takes-10x-longer-than-projected-as-she-keeps-stopping-to-set-up-tripod 

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The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.