The Two Bobs Podcast

TTB266: Hot Pocket Assault

On: November 18, 2024November 17, 2024 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 266 for Monday, November 18, 2024:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed an Apple Pie Brown from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/pQAQX
- Robert made sweet love to a Master of Pumpkins from Tröegs. https://untp.beer/v0e5
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll eat all your Hot Pockets.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS just appointed the CEO of Pfizer to head the Department of Anti-vaccinations.
- A Boston man is wanted by police after assaulting a store clerk with a Hot Pocket. https://www.boston25news.com/news/local/police-seeking-suspect-accused-hot-pocket-assault-dorchester/WOG3G2BLYNCCVLQ66C747ORXEM/
- Who wouldn’t want to fall asleep with the crackling of fried chicken? https://www.foodandwine.com/kfc-hatch-kentucky-fried-chicken-rain-asmr-sound-8734031
- Your dream job has finally arrived! Get paid to be a professional sex doll tester. https://www.askmen.com/sex/sex-toys-games/how-to-get-paid-to-be-a-professional-sex-doll-tester.html
- Florida Man® slammed into a telephone poll while running from police after being busted for drugs during a traffic stop. https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-arrested-after-running-telephone-pole-during-drug-bust-hcso
- A new Oklahoma law requires that the Ten Commandments be displayed in every womb. https://theonion.com/oklahoma-law-requires-ten-commandments-to-be-displayed-in-every-womb/

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TTB265: Golden Girl of the Pole

On: October 28, 2024November 17, 2024 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 265 for Monday, October 28, 2024:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Crème Brûlée Imperial Stout from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/f70a05acc1
- Robert made sweet love to a The PastryArchy Unicorn Farts After Dark from DuClaw. https://untp.beer/qKMv6
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll get you a blank farewell card.
We discussed baseball, football, and other random shit. You know how we do.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by McDonald’s, who has been employing billionaire politicians since 1955.
- An orca whale splashed shit all over visitors at SeaWorld. https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/20/seaworld-whale-poops-splashes-crowd-san-antonio/
- A British woman is suing her former employer after not getting a goodbye card. Turns out out they got her a farewell card but hardly anybody signed it. https://www.latintimes.com/woman-who-sued-company-not-giving-her-farewell-card-finds-out-they-did-buy-card-almost-no-one-562230
- A 71-year-old in Los Angeles is still working poles. https://www.latimes.com/lifestyle/story/2024-10-14/71-year-old-poledancer-mary-serritella-aging-los-angeles
- A guy wearing a bull onesie tried burning down his ex’s home with pasta sauce. https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/man-dressed-in-a-bull-onesie-tried-to-burn-down-exlovers-home-with-pasta-sauce-a3796611.html
- Taco Bell is in crisis management mode after running out of new places to put beef. https://theonion.com/taco-bell-announces-its-plumb-out-of-ideas-for-new-places-to-put-beef/

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TTB264: Pizza Rage

On: October 14, 2024October 13, 2024 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 264 for Monday, October 14, 2024:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Chocolate Mousse Pastry Stout from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/w35bx
- Robert made sweet love to a Between Two Grahams from Firestone Walker. https://untp.beer/jgzMM
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your mayonnaise.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS would be okay if the rest of the country were more like Detroit.
- Florida Woman® was served cold Dominos Pizza and wasn’t happy about it. She did the only reasonable thing and completely lost her shit. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/dominos/pizza-rage-dominos-269081
- If every burglar were as thoughtful as this guy we may start leaving the front door open when we leave the house. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czeg6xk6rkko
- A woman in Oklahoma blew a .34 BAC when she was stopped by police…while driving on an airport taxiway. https://www.kjrh.com/news/local-news/woman-arrested-accused-of-34-bac-while-driving-on-airport-taxiway
- Florida Man® took police on the slowest high-speed chase ever. https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/crime/video-palm-coast-man-who-threatened-officers-involved-in-possibly-the-slowest-chase-in-fcso-history/77-42a875bf-ec40-4438-90b6-c15e38c55777
- A grandma who survived the Great Depression once killed a man for mayonnaise. Desperate times! https://theonion.com/grandma-who-survived-great-depression-casually-drops-that-she-once-killed-man-for-mayonnaise/

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TTB263: Jiggle Joint

On: September 30, 2024October 13, 2024 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 263 for Monday, September 30, 2024:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Bourbon Barrel Aged Plead the 5^th from Dark Horse. https://untp.beer/Y5KgL
- Robert made sweet love to an O’Dark Thirty Irish Dry Stout from 6 Bears & A Goat. https://untp.beer/A3wvQ
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll give your housekeeper a lapdance.
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS isn’t very bright and blindly supports Project 2025.
- A Vega strip club turned a Tesla Cybertruck into a mobile billboard, complete with a stripper pole. Finally, the Tesla Cybertruck is serving a purpose aside from being a piece of shit on wheels. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/vegas-strip-club-turn-tesla-33680480
- This guy thought he had a runny nose. Fortunately his brain was just leaking out through his nasal passage. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/man-who-thought-runny-nose-33701935
- Florida Woman® was busted a second time for battering someone with a dildo. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/repeat-dildont-682957
- Florida Man® almost died while getting a lapdance from his housekeeper. https://b1039.com/2024/09/24/florida-man-almost-died-while-getting-a-lap-dance-from-his-housekeeper/
- Some political candidates have promised to abolish the Department of Education if they’re elected. Here are the 10 most devastating effects. https://babylonbee.com/news/10-most-devastating-effects-of-getting-rid-of-the-department-of-education