The Two Bobs Podcast

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The Two Bobs episode 278 for Monday, March 24, 2025:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Marshmallow Drip from Griffin Claw. https://untp.beer/62f6bf8ca3
  • Robert nursed a Screech Imperial Double Stout from Eredità Beer. https://untp.beer/LVqAn
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll have a demon scold you.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is all computer, just like a Tesler.
  • A Japanese parenting app has a demon call your little shit of a spawn when it’s misbehaving. https://soranews24.com/2025/03/08/japanese-parenting-app-has-demon-call-your-phone-and-scold-your-misbehaving-kids/
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  • Florida Man® stole an ambulance and finished his beer before being arrested. https://www.clickorlando.com/traffic/2025/03/16/florida-man-steals-ambulance-finishes-beer-before-being-arrested-troopers-say/
  • Florida Man® drove recklessly before exiting his car to dance on the freeway wearing only a hard hat. https://www.motorbiscuit.com/florida-man-arrested-dancing-us-route-1/
  • A naked man named Weiner was busted for indecent exposure after fleeing the scene of a car crash. https://nypost.com/2025/03/10/us-news/shawn-weiner-sr-accused-of-stripping-naked-on-new-hampshire-road/
  • Egg companies are assuring customers that a dozen eggs has always meant ‘nine’ and that eggflation is all in your heads. https://theonion.com/egg-companies-assure-customers-dozen-has-always-meant-9/

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The Two Bobs episode 277 for Monday, March 10, 2025:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Sin Repent Repeat from Griffin Claw. https://untp.beer/8aK6a
  • Robert nursed a KBS Hazelnut Fudge. https://untp.beer/xAaD5
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll swallow your jewelry.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is scared of transgender mice.
  • A 36-year-old OnlyFans star is touring nursing homes to find elderly men to be in her naughty videos. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14444887/OnlyFans-star-36-tours-nursing-homes-elderly-men-appear-X-rated-videos.html
  • Florida Man® pretended to be a representative of an NBA player before swiping a pair of earrings by swallowing them. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna194879
  • Florida Woman® stabbed her boyfriend after he refused to eat her cooking. https://coralspringstalk.com/woman-arrested-stabbing-boyfriend-54904
  • A Missouri man was charged with having sex with a Metrolink seat, again. https://www.firstalert4.com/2025/02/27/man-charged-second-time-with-attempting-sex-act-with-metrolink-seat/
  • A Southwest flight had to return back to the gate after a female passenger stripped naked. https://abc7chicago.com/post/naked-woman-southwest-airlines-flight-houston-phoenix-prompts-travelers-return-back-gate-hobby-airport/15983489/
  • Going forward, the NOAA will be relying solely on wind chimes to detect approaching hurricanes. https://theonion.com/noaa-cuts-leave-wind-chimes-as-sole-predictor-of-approaching-hurricanes/

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The Two Bobs episode 276 for Monday, March 3, 2025:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Junk and Rubbish from Shorts. https://untp.beer/0e979182c9
  • Robert nursed a Big Hearted IPA from Bells. https://untp.beer/1wjQQ
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll plant a python in your house.
• A show about Florida Man® wants all of your craziest Florida Man® stories. https://www.miaminewtimes.com/arts/florida-man-show-wants-your-craziest-sunshine-state-stories-22548528
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS just got into an Oval Office altercation with the President while J. Vance licked the bottom his shoes.
  • California wants to make Bigfoot its official mythical creature—because nothing says “state pride” like honoring a giant, hairy beast that spends its life dodging cameras like a drunk celebrity on a bender. https://www.abc10.com/article/news/local/california/california-bigfoot-state-mythical-creature/103-f323a5f5-f07f-47ae-a6e0-fa9119802e60
  • An Essex prankster turned special delivery into special diarrhea—right through the neighbor’s letterbox. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/33451283/neighbour-from-hell-poo-letterbox/
  • A couple’s flight to Venice came with an unexpected upgrade—four hours next to a corpse. We’d take that over a screaming child any day. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/couple-forced-sit-dead-body-plane-4-hours-woman-dies-flight-rcna193617
  • A Georgia man went from toxic ex to full-blown supervillain, bombing a woman’s home and plotting a python attack—because therapy was just too mainstream. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/stephen-glosser-sentenced-bombing-woman-home-plotting-python-attack-georgia/?ftag=CNM-00-10aac3a
  • A forgetful man’s free trial habit is catching up to him—much like all those auto-renew charges sneaking up to bite him in the anus. https://theonion.com/forgetful-man-playing-fast-and-loose-with-free-trials/

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The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

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The Two Bobs episode 275 for Monday, February 24, 2025:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed an Oh Fudge! from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/b7da09ce12
  • Robert nursed a Filthy Animal from Solace Brewing. https://untp.beer/vgY8b
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll fill your gas tank with beer and used Skittles.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS has taken control of the Panama Canal and is only letting pontoon boats full of people drinking Miller Lite and waving American flags through.
  • In a TTB first, we couldn’t find a location for this story to save our lives. Somewhere in the world, presumably, a woman was arrested for filling her ex’s gas tank with pre-sucked Skittles and Coke Zero. https://www.hypefresh.com/viral-mugshot-woman-arrested-for-filling-exs-gas-tank-with-skittles-and-coke-zero/
  • A Minnesota Senator wants to make it legal to eat beavers again. The Bobs have been eating beavers for decades! https://www.fox9.com/news/mn-senator-wants-make-legal-eat-beavers
  • An Atlanta man broke into a mall after hours just to make himself some Cinnabon.https://www.wyff4.com/article/cinnabon-theft-atlanta-mall/63632121
  • Two Colorado men were arrested for attempting to use a cannon to launch drugs into a federal prison in Louisiana. https://krdo.com/news/2025/02/17/two-colorado-men-arrested-for-attempting-to-launch-drugs-into-federal-prison-in-louisiana/
  • A new death row fast past allows convicts to skip to the front of the execution line, along with some other luxurious perks not offered with the basic plan. https://theonion.com/new-death-row-fast-pass-allows-convicts-to-skip-execution-line/

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The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

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The Two Bobs episode 274 for Monday, February 3, 2025:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Strawberry Shortcake Imperial Ale from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/B2Jbp 
  • Robert was so titillated by Rob’s beer review from our last episode that he couldn’t help but review it himself, nursing a KBS Double Oaked from Founders. https://untp.beer/37ba2ac74a  
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll send you fart videos.
• We discussed the Super Bowl that none of us wanted but we’re all getting.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS imposed a 25% tariff on cheesesteaks from Philadelphia.
  • A UK woman is facing jailtime for bombarding her boyfriend’s ex with fart videos. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/33075854/woman-faces-jail-bombarding-boyfriends-ex-videos-of-farting/
  • A shitfaced Connecticut man who was pulled over going 130 MPH told police he was in a hurry to see his cat. https://dailyvoice.com/ct/norwich/drunk-norwich-driver-speeding-at-130-mph-was-in-hurry-to-see-his-cat-police/ 
  • A Canadian man inadvertently got his dick frozen to the ground after being pinned down with his pants down. https://www.tmz.com/2025/01/24/canadian-man-penis-stuck-to-ice-caused-by-bad-behavior-video/ 
  • An employee for the city of Pittsburg was injured after a toilet explosion. https://wjactv.com/news/local/employee-injured-after-toilet-explodes-inside-pittsburgh-city-government-building-investigation-pennsylvania-bizarre-accident-shattered- 
  • In an attempt to end decades of confusion around why we always feel like shit after eating beef, the National Beef Council debuted their new “You’re Supposed to Feel Like That” campaign. https://theonion.com/national-beef-council-debuts-new-youre-supposed-to-feel-like-that-campaign/ 

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• Follow Robert on Untappd

The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.