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TTB270: Tased and Confused

On: December 16, 2024December 16, 2024 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 270 for Monday, December 16, 2024:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Barrel Aged Christmas Bomb from Prairie Artisan Ales. https://untp.beer/6vEEG
- Robert nursed a Gingerbread Ale from 2 Silos. https://untp.beer/xLWB2
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your leg lamp.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS has been pardoned by the President.
- A replica of the famous leg lamp was stolen from a Washington Storefront. https://mynorthwest.com/4017017/replica-of-famous-christmas-story-leg-lamp-stolen-from-wa-store/
- A naked man in the UK was tased after trying to hijack an Uber. https://metro.co.uk/2024/12/03/moment-naked-man-tasered-allegedly-trying-hijack-uber-car-22114168/
- Florida Woman® lost her shit over not getting her Raising Canes sauce. https://www.local10.com/news/florida/2024/12/04/florida-woman-goes-berserk-after-not-getting-her-raising-canes-sauce-police-say/
- A perverted Canadian got in trouble for watching porn while driving. https://nowtoronto.com/news/wait-until-you-get-home-ontario-driver-caught-watching-porn-behind-the-wheel-on-a-highway/
- Aaron Rodgers showed rookies how to break down the Zapruder film, which is about the only thing the Jets had to look forward to that day. https://theonion.com/aaron-rodgers-shows-rookies-how-to-break-down-zapruder-film/

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TTB269: Meth-Caked Cow Pajamas

On: December 9, 2024December 9, 2024 By: The Two Bobs

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 48:23 — 21.1MB)

The Two Bobs episode 269 for Monday, December 9, 2024:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Raspberry Fudgie from Big Lake. https://untp.beer/Ez9lP
- Robert nursed a Chestnut Praline Imperial Ale from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/d9xzl
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll lace your pajamas with meth and send you through airport security.
The Lions played the Packers, and that’s all we’re going to say about that.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is still waiting to be appointed to the next president’s cabinet. It doesn’t matter where. It just wants to feel important for 3-6 months.
- California man was busted smuggling meth-caked cow pajamas onto a flight. https://www.ibtimes.com/cow-pajamas-meth-lax-airport-3752930
- A treasure-hunting fugitive didn’t like the mugshot the police were using so he posted a better one on Facebook…and got caught. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/fugitive-moaned-cops-using-hungover-34218249
- Ohio man was busted for impersonating a cop to get a discount on food and then paying using counterfeit bills. https://www.wtrf.com/ohio/ohio-man-accused-of-posing-as-officer-for-food-discount/
- Florida Man® got in trouble for running around an elementary school naked with sex toys and pot. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/crime/st-lucie-county/2024/12/03/alleged-naked-teacher-with-sex-toys-apprehended-outside-psl-school/76732134007/
- The FDA banned Captain Morgan because we all had way too much of that shit in college. https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-shit-in-college/