The Two Bobs Podcast

The Two Bobs
The Two Bobs Podcast

The Two Bobs is a comedy podcast about craft beer and weird news stories! We appreciate all of our listeners, and would love to hear from you, so be sure to check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Untappd! Then leave us a message on our Loyal Listener Line at 530-882-BOBS (2627). Thanks for listening!

Episodes

  1. TTB275: Nuisance Beavers

    4 DAYS AGO

    TTB275: Nuisance Beavers

    The Two Bobs episode 275 for Monday, February 24, 2025: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed an Oh Fudge! from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/b7da09ce12 * Robert nursed a Filthy Animal from Solace Brewing. https://untp.beer/vgY8b * Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll fill your gas tank with beer and used Skittles. * This week’s CRAZY NEWS has taken control of the Panama Canal and is only letting pontoon boats full of people drinking Miller Lite and waving American flags through. * In a TTB first, we couldn’t find a location for this story to save our lives. Somewhere in the world, presumably, a woman was arrested for filling her ex’s gas tank with pre-sucked Skittles and Coke Zero. https://www.hypefresh.com/viral-mugshot-woman-arrested-for-filling-exs-gas-tank-with-skittles-and-coke-zero/ * A Minnesota Senator wants to make it legal to eat beavers again. The Bobs have been eating beavers for decades! https://www.fox9.com/news/mn-senator-wants-make-legal-eat-beavers * An Atlanta man broke into a mall after hours just to make himself some Cinnabon.https://www.wyff4.com/article/cinnabon-theft-atlanta-mall/63632121 * Two Colorado men were arrested for attempting to use a cannon to launch drugs into a federal prison in Louisiana. https://krdo.com/news/2025/02/17/two-colorado-men-arrested-for-attempting-to-launch-drugs-into-federal-prison-in-louisiana/ * A new death row fast past allows convicts to skip to the front of the execution line, along with some other luxurious perks not offered with the basic plan. https://theonion.com/new-death-row-fast-pass-allows-convicts-to-skip-execution-line/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Blue Sky * Follow us on Twitter * Check out our Instagram * Find us on YouTube * Follow Rob on Untappd * Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our a href="http://www.thetwobobs.

    42 min
  2. TTB274: Cyber Fart Fallout

    FEB 3

    TTB274: Cyber Fart Fallout

    The Two Bobs episode 274 for Monday, February 3, 2025: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Strawberry Shortcake Imperial Ale from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/B2Jbp  * Robert was so titillated by Rob’s beer review from our last episode that he couldn’t help but review it himself, nursing a KBS Double Oaked from Founders. https://untp.beer/37ba2ac74a   * Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll send you fart videos. * We discussed the Super Bowl that none of us wanted but we’re all getting. * This week’s CRAZY NEWS imposed a 25% tariff on cheesesteaks from Philadelphia. * A UK woman is facing jailtime for bombarding her boyfriend’s ex with fart videos. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/33075854/woman-faces-jail-bombarding-boyfriends-ex-videos-of-farting/ * A shitfaced Connecticut man who was pulled over going 130 MPH told police he was in a hurry to see his cat. https://dailyvoice.com/ct/norwich/drunk-norwich-driver-speeding-at-130-mph-was-in-hurry-to-see-his-cat-police/  * A Canadian man inadvertently got his dick frozen to the ground after being pinned down with his pants down. https://www.tmz.com/2025/01/24/canadian-man-penis-stuck-to-ice-caused-by-bad-behavior-video/  * An employee for the city of Pittsburg was injured after a toilet explosion. https://wjactv.com/news/local/employee-injured-after-toilet-explodes-inside-pittsburgh-city-government-building-investigation-pennsylvania-bizarre-accident-shattered-  * In an attempt to end decades of confusion around why we always feel like shit after eating beef, the National Beef Council debuted their new “You’re Supposed to Feel Like That” campaign. https://theonion.com/national-beef-council-debuts-new-youre-supposed-to-feel-like-that-campaign/  Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Blue Sky * Follow us on Twitter * Check out our Instagram * Find us on YouTube * Follow Rob on Untappd * Follow Robert on Untappd

    59 min
  3. TTB273: Wood Forward

    JAN 27

    TTB273: Wood Forward

    The Two Bobs episode 273 for Monday, January 27, 2025: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a KBS Double Oaked from Founders. https://untp.beer/37ba2ac74a * Robert nursed a Pure Imagination from Starr Hill. https://untp.beer/e2a2cbe84b * Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll send our attack monkey after you. * This week’s CRAZY NEWS was banned by executive order. Thankfully, the Supreme Court temporarily blocked it, citing a free speech violation.  * In a caffeinated twist, a local barista discovered that not all surprise visitors are welcome when a monkey swung into the drive-thru and took a bite out of more than just the morning rush. https://www.lagniappemobile.com/news/local-barista-attacked-bitten-by-monkey-that-jumped-into-drive-thru-window/article_b238d74c-d525-11ef-9334-17955f29d78b.html * In a vodka-fueled fiasco, a Russian man attempted to rob a store with a toy gun, only to end up legs in the air, stuck behind the counter, and later found at home still sipping his ill-gotten booze. https://nypost.com/video/drunk-thief-attempts-to-hold-up-store-with-toy-gun/ * In a Thai tale gone awry, a British grandma’s bucket list turned into a naked hotel tour after a spiked booze bucket left her baring it all. https://nypost.com/2025/01/14/lifestyle/grans-thai-booze-bucket-warning-after-she-was-spiked-and-roamed-hotel-naked/ * A wild night in Indiana saw a woman crash a stolen car, take out a basketball hoop and a tree, then cap it off with a nude shower before being arrested. https://wsbt.com/news/local/stolen-vehicle-crash-woman-nude-shower-basket-ball-hoop-tree-hit-police-investigation-arrest-jail-charged-theft-crime-mischief-public-nudity-greenlawn-drive-laporte-county-indiana * The U.S. Mint faces anal-level scrutiny after introducing John Wilkes Booth pennies, proving some ideas should stay in the vault. https://theonion.com/u-s-mint-introduces-new-controversial-john-wilkes-booth-pennies/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Blue Sky * Follow us on Twitter * Check out our Instagram * Find us on YouTubeb...

    54 min
  4. TTB272: Mr. Clean & Ms. Dookie

    JAN 13

    TTB272: Mr. Clean & Ms. Dookie

    The Two Bobs episode 272 for Monday, January 13, 2025: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Chestnut Praline from Southern Tier. Better late than never. https://untp.beer/d9xzl * Robert nursed a Stouty McSout Face from Solace Brewing. https://untp.beer/r8lgj * Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your Amazon truck, which will cause your packages to be delayed 1-3 business days. * This week’s CRAZY NEWS just acquired Greenland, although we’re not sure if it was by purchase or by force.  * An inebriated Californian was pulled over and declared herself “DUI” instead of “designated driver,” although the former is factually more accurate. https://lawandcrime.com/crime/im-the-dui-tonight-police-bodycam-catches-new-years-eve-designated-driver-slipup-during-traffic-stop/ * A woman in California lost her emotional support python in a traffic incident. Luckily for her, and for the rest of society, it was later located and returned. https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2024/12/17/canton-woman-reunited-with-lost-emotional-support-python-after-winter-crash/ * Florida Woman® accidentally texted a narcotics investigator to purchase drugs. https://www.wjhg.com/2025/01/06/woman-accidentally-texts-narcotics-investigator-purchase-drugs-leads-arrest/ * Florida Man® with a sunflower tattoo on his chest stole an Amazon truck while wearing a “Good Vibes Only” shirt. https://www.local10.com/news/local/2024/12/18/police-track-down-stolen-amazon-truck-to-miami-1-in-custody/ * Florida Woman® relieved herself on the floor of a Family Dollar while Florida Man® stole $500 worth of merchandise. https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-woman-relieves-herself-family-dollar-store-floor-man-steals-500-cleaning-products-pcso * A jealous Donald Trump upstaged recently deceased President Carter by throwing his own state funeral. https://theonion.com/jealous-trump-throws-own-state-funeral-to-upstage-carters/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Blue Sky * Follow us on Twitter * Check out our Instagram * Find us on a href="https://www.

    47 min
  5. TTB271: Everybody Sharts

    12/23/2024

    TTB271: Everybody Sharts

    The Two Bobs episode 271 for Monday, December 23, 2024: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Fireside Chat from 21st Amendment. https://untp.beer/9c6ca5ad1f * Robert nursed a 2XMAS Winter Ale from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/1babba4858 * Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll fill your water bottles with toilet water. * Why are drones being spotted all over the place? * It’s time for our 7th annual Not-So-Secret Santa! Both teams had fun. * Everyone on this week’s CRAZY NEWS is on the naughty list. * A woman in California threatened to shoot a McDonald’s employee over forgotten fries. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/mcdonalds-gun-threaten-employee-fries-french-workers-employees-hangry-threat-attack-missing-forgot-worker-arrest-wrong-order-angry-california-loaded-child-endangerment-kids-threats-firearm-gun-weapon-pistol * A naked man in Colorado was jailed after attacking two police officers. https://wjactv.com/news/local/psp-naked-clearfield-county-man-accused-attacking-troopers-during-drug-fueled-fight-crime-investigation-police-911-disturbance-pennsylvania-police- * Florida Man® decorated his yard with a giant replica of the leg lamp from “A Christmas Story.” https://www.wesh.com/article/man-decorates-yard-giant-replica-leg-lamp-a-christmas-story/63127009 Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Blue Sky * Follow us on Twitter * Check out our Instagram * Find us on YouTube * Follow Rob on Untappd * Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

    1h 18m
  6. TTB270: Tased and Confused

    12/16/2024

    TTB270: Tased and Confused

    The Two Bobs episode 270 for Monday, December 16, 2024: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Barrel Aged Christmas Bomb from Prairie Artisan Ales. https://untp.beer/6vEEG * Robert nursed a Gingerbread Ale from 2 Silos. https://untp.beer/xLWB2 * Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your leg lamp.  * This week’s CRAZY NEWS has been pardoned by the President. * A replica of the famous leg lamp was stolen from a Washington Storefront. https://mynorthwest.com/4017017/replica-of-famous-christmas-story-leg-lamp-stolen-from-wa-store/ * A naked man in the UK was tased after trying to hijack an Uber. https://metro.co.uk/2024/12/03/moment-naked-man-tasered-allegedly-trying-hijack-uber-car-22114168/ * Florida Woman® lost her shit over not getting her Raising Canes sauce. https://www.local10.com/news/florida/2024/12/04/florida-woman-goes-berserk-after-not-getting-her-raising-canes-sauce-police-say/ * A perverted Canadian got in trouble for watching porn while driving. https://nowtoronto.com/news/wait-until-you-get-home-ontario-driver-caught-watching-porn-behind-the-wheel-on-a-highway/ * Aaron Rodgers showed rookies how to break down the Zapruder film, which is about the only thing the Jets had to look forward to that day. https://theonion.com/aaron-rodgers-shows-rookies-how-to-break-down-zapruder-film/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Blue Sky * Follow us on Twitter * Check out our Instagram * Find us on YouTube * Follow Rob on Untappd * Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by a href="...

    58 min
  7. TTB269: Meth-Caked Cow Pajamas

    12/09/2024

    TTB269: Meth-Caked Cow Pajamas

    The Two Bobs episode 269 for Monday, December 9, 2024: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Raspberry Fudgie from Big Lake. https://untp.beer/Ez9lP  * Robert nursed a Chestnut Praline Imperial Ale from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/d9xzl  * Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll lace your pajamas with meth and send you through airport security. * The Lions played the Packers, and that’s all we’re going to say about that. * This week’s CRAZY NEWS is still waiting to be appointed to the next president’s cabinet. It doesn’t matter where. It just wants to feel important for 3-6 months. * California man was busted smuggling meth-caked cow pajamas onto a flight. https://www.ibtimes.com/cow-pajamas-meth-lax-airport-3752930  * A treasure-hunting fugitive didn’t like the mugshot the police were using so he posted a better one on Facebook…and got caught. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/fugitive-moaned-cops-using-hungover-34218249  * Ohio man was busted for impersonating a cop to get a discount on food and then paying using counterfeit bills. https://www.wtrf.com/ohio/ohio-man-accused-of-posing-as-officer-for-food-discount/  * Florida Man® got in trouble for running around an elementary school naked with sex toys and pot. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/crime/st-lucie-county/2024/12/03/alleged-naked-teacher-with-sex-toys-apprehended-outside-psl-school/76732134007/  * The FDA banned Captain Morgan because we all had way too much of that shit in college. https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-shit-in-college/  Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Blue Sky * Follow us on Twitter * Check out our Instagram * Find us on YouTube * Follow Rob on Untappd * Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our a href="http://www.

    48 min
  8. TTB268: Butt Bugs

    12/02/2024

    TTB268: Butt Bugs

    The Two Bobs episode 268 for Monday, December 2, 2024: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a BBA Raspberry Expedition Stout from Bell’s. https://untp.beer/yOKLL * Robert nursed a Tiramisu Imperial Stout from Souther Tier. https://untp.beer/nOzN9 * Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll turn your bedroom into a wedding chapel. * This week’s CRAZY NEWS ate way too much turkey on Thanksgiving. * A UK man thought he had a cold but it later turned out to be butt bugs. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/man-woke-up-cold-only-34156330 * New Orleans just opened the world’s first liquor store wedding chapel. https://nypost.com/2024/11/24/lifestyle/first-liquor-store-with-wedding-chapel-opens-in-new-orleans/ * A Missouri man was charged with stealing a shopping cart full of Red Bull that ended in a high-speed chase. https://www.firstalert4.com/2024/11/22/man-charged-with-stealing-shopping-cart-red-bull-leading-ofallon-police-120-mph-pursuit/ * Chinese Pizza Hut just launched a deep-fried frog pizza. https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/china-pizza-hut-frog-fried-new-menu-b2650994.html * A new report found that most Americans have saved up just enough money to enjoy a single mind-blowing day of retirement. https://theonion.com/report-most-americans-have-enough-saved-for-absolutely-incredible-single-day-of-retirement/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Blue Sky * Follow us on Twitter * Check out our Instagram * Find us on YouTube * Follow Rob on Untappd * Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.

    51 min
  9. TTB267: Busted Bug Mule

    11/25/2024

    TTB267: Busted Bug Mule

    The Two Bobs episode 267 for Monday, November 25, 2024: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed a Barrel Aged Double Fudge Stout from Big Lakes. https://untp.beer/NVL60 * Robert nursed a Fall Coffee Stout from Maine Beer Co. https://untp.beer/dnNg * Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll kidnap your robots. * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will be going into a turkey coma after this week. * A Chinese robot manufacturer has a dozen of their robots kidnapped by another robot. https://www.odditycentral.com/news/robot-manufacturer-has-12-robots-kidnapped-from-showroom-by-another-robot.html * A man was caught smuggling 320 tarantulas out of Peru under his shirt. https://wror.com/2024/11/18/busted-bug-mule-caught-smuggling-tarantulas/ * A man in Thailand stole dozens of pairs of underwear and hung them on his masturbation tree. https://metro.co.uk/2023/03/30/thailand-man-stole-67-pieces-of-underwear-and-hung-them-on-a-tree-18528136/ * A drug dealer outed himself after filing a report for his own missing stash. https://www.vice.com/en/article/drug-dealer-arrested-after-filing-report-for-his-own-missing-stash/ * A new US citizenship test requires immigrants to name every state where they’re not welcome. https://theonion.com/revised-citizenship-test-requires-immigrants-to-name-every-u-s-state-where-they-not-welcome/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Check out our Instagram * Follow Rob on Untappd * Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

    1h 1m
  10. TTB266: Hot Pocket Assault

    11/18/2024

    TTB266: Hot Pocket Assault

    The Two Bobs episode 266 for Monday, November 18, 2024: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob enjoyed an Apple Pie Brown from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/pQAQX * Robert made sweet love to a Master of Pumpkins from Tröegs. https://untp.beer/v0e5 * Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll eat all your Hot Pockets. * This week’s CRAZY NEWS just appointed the CEO of Pfizer to head the Department of Anti-vaccinations.  * A Boston man is wanted by police after assaulting a store clerk with a Hot Pocket. https://www.boston25news.com/news/local/police-seeking-suspect-accused-hot-pocket-assault-dorchester/WOG3G2BLYNCCVLQ66C747ORXEM/ * Who wouldn’t want to fall asleep with the crackling of fried chicken? https://www.foodandwine.com/kfc-hatch-kentucky-fried-chicken-rain-asmr-sound-8734031 * Your dream job has finally arrived! Get paid to be a professional sex doll tester. https://www.askmen.com/sex/sex-toys-games/how-to-get-paid-to-be-a-professional-sex-doll-tester.html * Florida Man® slammed into a telephone poll while running from police after being busted for drugs during a traffic stop. https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-arrested-after-running-telephone-pole-during-drug-bust-hcso * A new Oklahoma law requires that the Ten Commandments be displayed in every womb. https://theonion.com/oklahoma-law-requires-ten-commandments-to-be-displayed-in-every-womb/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on Twitter * Check out our Instagram * Follow Rob on Untappd * Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

    47 min
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35 Ratings

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